“Old man, I don’t know which planet you are from, but on the planet of ‘Erefia behind the McDonald’s’ the same ambulances wear you on the bearings made of a piece of bresson with folded folders... From any floor to the car.

We are from different planets. The ambulance does not carry patients. In the best case, there will be carriages in the car, and then you will need to find a couple or three brutal but responsive neighbors at the entrance.

Conversation with a friend:
XXX: How are you doing sex?
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The title of Miss Supranational was won by a representative of Thailand.
Congratulations to the guy for the victory!

and p.s. To whom is it better to go, to a psychologist or immediately to the killer?? to

Get away from the person with your idiotic stereotypes and let live for your pleasure. He doesn’t bother anyone with his toys.

The old foolish Fedor
Kinkick removed for idiots.
To bring the people into the crowd,
"Stalingrad" has been called.

I made a cool advertisement...
A movie about a prostitute.
The stupid Russian spectator.
It’s fun to watch for money!

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Isela

My brother is 21 years old, he works in Gorteploenergo. I came to the store in a working shirt (blue jelly with the inscription on the back "GORTEPLO") and asked for cigarettes at the box office.
The Seller:
Do you have a passport?
The Brother:
- What a bad passport, I will turn off your heating now!
The Seller:
and yes? Okay well.
I sold him a pack of cigarettes. The whole line rolled out of laughter.

An American commentary from the New York Times on an article on raising the U.S. public debt:
Imagine it. You come home, and you do not have the sewage and shit from the whole area merges into your apartment. There is so much shit that it’s already under the ceiling. To solve the problem, you raise the ceiling.

It didn’t work well yesterday.
The man looked at the night and called me and reminded me of the tail, which I for the second month forgot to bring to him at the house - we were just going to go to them in the morning. I decided to take the tail into the car right away until I forgot. He put on a coat, pulled a cap on his head and went out. There is a full moon. So beautiful in the sky! I stand, admire the moon, throw a tail in my hand thoughtfully. This is a woman’s scream of horror. A neighbor with a dog on a leash at the meeting rushed...
All three were easily frightened.

Radio_Storm: Representatives of the International Agency for the Study of Cancer have stated that outdoor air is carcinogenic to humans and leads to the development of lung cancer. They came to this conclusion by studying scientific literature, according to the WHO press release.
Edward Elric: I discovered the race of elves. I came to this conclusion when I read The Lord of the Rings.

Dialogue between husband and wife during a quarrel
He:... otherwise it will be the rape of the big cattle!!! to
It is mmm, i.e. Will I be above?

Best comment under "ad and brutal Mongolian rap":

""Not a word understood, but for every case prepared a tribute."

On Saturday morning with the cat we accompany the husband to work, the husband:"so girls, don’t let go", at this time the cat played and I grabbed my legs, I kicked it off. Husband:"Well, you are already an adult girl, and she is small, give in to her".I:"No fig, this is according to human standards it turns out that she is one year older than me", Husband, looking at the cat:"Yes, today you are for the older one, and take off the bowl after her.")))

Today I woke up late, came to work (free schedule) closer to the evening. From the threshold:
Good Morning! That is, the days!
A few moments of silence. The wild rooster.

He sat in the Harkov port in a cafe reading on a bucket memoirs of General Manstein, head of the Battle of Stalingrad, described the manoeuvres of the 6th, 4th, 2nd Romanian and Italian armies. I sit and drink coffee, I read, and at the neighboring table, two drunken Italians cheerfully cheer, well, I think it's fun like a sound design, to read more fun. I am so excited, I read carefully further. A couple sit down at my table and start talking. In the German! I felt a complete sinking. ... →

It became clear that I was a man properly raised by cats.
Just suddenly I was able to get into the situation and notice how the cat, passing by me on the table, just slightly cramped to my side, and I am already automatically moving the table closer to him.( by

and weak. After 6 hours, nothing can be done. I always had a crazy mood in the morning. Now I wake up with the thought "Ura, you can eat!!!and "

> Well, you’re not going to say it right away. The smoked eyes.
...

The fucks. Why do you do this to me! I can't sleep, I'll dream of puffy eyes

From Discussing Modes to Increase Game Complexity in Skyrim

I'm not in the subject, but after setting up such a fashion for increasing complexity, I died at the beginning, when you run from Alduin).
Just sliding on all the pairs through the burnt cottage, how suddenly Dovakin stumbled on something, while making a dead loop in the air, struck the wall of that same cottage, jumped off and flew into the fire. and burned.

to this:
The Russians are not threatened in the Zombie Apocalypse: every house is a fortress with home phones on the entrances and bars on the windows of the first floors. Some gardens are surrounded by high fences. I sleep calmly.
2: See "The War of the Worlds Z". There, zombies build mountains of themselves and they stumble to the height of buildings.
You just ruined the dream of the entire population of the country.

The Russians are not threatened by the zombie apocalypse. Stupid Americans don’t put a fence around their graves!! to

XXX: My finger has been cut off. He was drunk in order not to get a hat, bound his wound, hid his finger in his pocket, suffered until 5 p.m. and went home.
YYY: What did you say the next day?
xxx: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"