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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2776
 19.03.2008
So, with mushrooms it’s time to tie up... Luckily I’m sitting in the kitchen, watching, the Discovery Civilization channel plays in the television. There is a pendous sitting in nature, something about the Indians... And on his head he has a crumbled cap, and on the cap - a crumbling Russian handwriting has the "USA lohi"!! Yes, it was overwhelmed, then crushed, and then the man in the telephone fixed the cap, the folds on it were straight and the "US lohi" turned into the "CANADA Project"!!! c) Lifelust

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2775
 19.03.2008
From the Guitar Forum:

Teach me the basics of petting
2 - So you take x*y in your hands...

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Chel meant a guitar reception (tepping) but Toli didn't know how to write Toli was upset :)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2774
 19.03.2008
The girl was not lucky with the name - Rinata Ivanus )))
I would like to add: I can also :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №2773
 19.03.2008
I went to the parish shop with a companion. I cut, the comrade on the couch sits, the barber approaches him, there is this dialogue:
Young man, what is your name?
and Sergey.
A minute pause.
Are you not Valerie?
The curtain!

As it turned out, someone wrote Valer to her, and she didn't know him in the face.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №2772
 19.03.2008
<Your Favorite Toy> I made an affiche, for one theater...so there is the essence of the show - metamorphosis...that is. The heroes of the island in the modern world... the type in the ass are chatted... in the box are broken... well and it was necessary to make the interplay of times. I drew a brick... but for the attribute of modernity, nothing smarter than inserting a helicopter, did not come up with it. Nico, approved... soon the Basheviks of Saratov will go over the poster...


Let’s go see!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2771
 19.03.2008
VX: Do you know what is the most animated color?
The King :?
VX: #8DEF21!
King: That is why?
VX: Because in ASCII it sounds like "No!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №2770
 19.03.2008
<Negativ> Lenin was an animeshnik! Studies have revealed that he did not say “Towaiishti!” but “Kawaiishti,” which once again emphasizes his love for the Russian people.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2769
 19.03.2008
Alex> Title in the newspaper: “Russiaans are promised a salary of $2700”
Mike> How the dollar should turn...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №2768
 19.03.2008
The inscription on the door:"The call does not work, tap the ask".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2767
 19.03.2008
Anaitis
Spam has come: We learn English FOR A LIFE... we sit in a row. but we are afraid.... it sounds threatening)))))))))))) as - the spark))))))))))))))))
Mrak
Code from Matt.
Speaking of Default.
We put an ampoule against the boss.

Anaitis
The main thing in this case is to put the right place))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2766
 19.03.2008
Yesterday I watched a movie about the boy in the green pants.
What is the name?
Tagged: lol runa lol
WOW: What is it?
Run Lola Run :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2765
 19.03.2008
The Boss
You don’t go to the planners. There are already four. Three were awarded and three lost prizes.
I am
and?? If I were to go, would I get an excuse and lose the prize??? I’d rather go somewhere on my job.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2764
 19.03.2008
before, when I worked in gamezona the case was: I walk through the hall, I walk past the simulator machine "the hous of the dead 3" the grandfather stands, helps the grandson to play (you have to shoot from the shovel), he helps say the grandson right into the ear (obsessively so): kill, kill, kill...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2763
 19.03.2008
The IT-shnik
This is when you are in the nightclub in the evening, approaching the bar stand after 2 liters of beer, the first thing you notice is not the shelves with vodka, martini, cognac and other drinks, not the bartenders who jongle with bottles and not half-clothed girls at the same stand.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2762
 19.03.2008
I would try human meat if it didn’t bother anyone.
He: Taste yourself for the sickle... anyway reserve is )

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2761
 19.03.2008
Mathematics for the first class.
There were three bears gathered in the raspberries, and there were six more bears in the herd.
How many bears are in the hive?
The Bear Hole!! to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №2760
 19.03.2008
xxx> How to say "To the first star"?
yyy> ([^*]*)*

The whole meaning of the quote is that the answer is given in the form of a regular expression. In the square clusters are taken a lot of symbols, which means all symbols except "*" (i.e. stars). The second "*" after the clamp sets any number of repetitions of the multitude in the clamps. It is necessary, because "*" is the governing symbol that we need. Our expression will correspond to a line with one star if it is the last symbol in the line. So is!

Thompson: Huyace o_O... please explain your explanation

Blonde: you can shoot me, but I thought it symbolizes a person’s face, and the icon on the right indicates a window behind which one star – “the star” – symbolizes a person’s face.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2759
 19.03.2008
During the weekend night I didn’t sleep, I decided to go out with a defi...
Give me a minecraft.
She (with the sound of the voice) - Yes, for you, I will put a swallow on a swallow...
I was afraid to sleep, oh.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2758
 19.03.2008
Puma13: True pedantism is when, before you drop a quote, you correct all the mistakes...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2757
 19.03.2008
Pharmaceutical companies burn:
I go to the pharmacy, on the showcase there is a package with the inscription: "Drops for weight loss based on DAI DAI HUI"
Is this an ancient prayer full of Chinese women? O_O

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