K-21: kst.. ие фо лин - a bad topic.. with him I checked on the MS website.. they recognized my Ubuntu as a licensed version of Windows..

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Tasiya08: Girls, I looked closer here in connection with the preparation - horror, I find that wrinkles above the upper lip have already begun to appear! Who knows how to cut them? Is there any gymnastics?

Super Baby: The best way is to raise the bottle with stretched lips. Do you drink mineral? Here you take the bottle, put it on the table, and with stretched lips you take it from the table and up, so that the nose is touched. One minute in the morning, one minute in the evening. In a month it will be okay.

Within a week...
Superbaby: Tasya08, I do not answer in person at all. You do everything wrong: the bottle must be
1) 0.6 liters
2) Plastic
It is empty!!! to

Superbaby, what’s more, we’ve almost grown up here for our wedding?

(from the dialogue with the police officer at 3 p.m.)......You can rub your student. The document is only the following 3 things..... passport, military ticket!!! and the Michman certificate!!! to

xxx(00:34:46 18/06/2008)
They don’t chase the knot, they don’t feed the oatmeal, and when they pasture, they drag seven plugs.
xxx (00:34:48 18/06/2008)
What is it?
yyy (00:35:22 18/06/200
It is a mystery...
xxx (00:35:31 18/06/200)
Authorship
xxx(00:35:38 18/06/200
Teach me to think so.

Here I will get old, I will be 60 years old, I will sit near the fireplace in my country, on the streets, snow, a pleasant shake of burning wood from the fireplace, in the room.
slightly dimmed light, a bottle of whisky, behind the shoulders of the year
On the table an old lost laptop and Heroes III... :-)

* the

I don’t understand my boyfriend. He has three favorite things: me, the car and the dog. When the car is all dirty, he is ready to lick it with his tongue and condemns: "Oh, you are my child." When his creature is cheated by a dog, the eggs of other dogs are laid, he kisses her and lets his nose be licked. But when I am all pure and beautiful, I approach him and kiss him, he says, "Go and grind your lips in a mask."

About the antibodies:

The Serpent:
One acquaintance slept overnight on the seat with a bag of P/E filled with novocaine.
The Serpent:
When his car was stolen, the menta found her and the crying hijacker a kilometer from the starting point (he thought he was paralyzed).
The Serpent:
In the sense, his ass and legs were numb so he could not even get out and escape.
I am :
You are a terrorist.)
The Serpent:
I am "Leading Engineer "
The Serpent:
It is equally...

O Lord!! All the competitions that the channel RTR shows - remain behind us, and on the ORT - will be lost! The match against the Netherlands will be tracked on ORT!!! We need to arrange a flash...drop the ORT box...let it be transferred to the 2nd channel!!!!! Bring it to the top!! Russia is ahead!!! to

Interestingly, a tram ticket with the number 666666 can be considered happy?

Azzaki is happy.

The Pirate Service:
Can you make fun of yourself?? to
The game: XZ, try
Admin was banned by Admin reasons :
The people will be reading until this fool will think about how to break himself up.

Finally, happiness fell on me! In my car was a long-legged blonde in a miniature!
Truth sits in the back seat, my love sits in the front seat.

The curves of your body worry me unbearably.
She: These folds worry me too, glad that she is not alone in her experiences.

Alexia (09:28:37 17/06/2008)
Oh well... women love banality so much - flowers, champagne, dinner at the flash...

Communism will replace socialism when, instead of the columns,

The light bulbs will be spoken by sales managers.

There was such a great actress Alexander Alexandrovna Jablochkina. who

Remember the actors of the Little Theatre, still of pre-revolutionary origin,

He probably remembers her too. Alexander Alexandrovna, serving in private and

Emperor theatres, somewhat quietly entered into reality

of the Soviet theatre, being at the same time fantastically naive and accustomed

Say what I thought. When Alexander Alexandrovna was already quite

at age, she came to a party meeting (or it was something like

weekly ideological commitment, not the essence), where asked questions,

At this point of view, frankly, ridiculous, and then completely normal.

Very little, strictly compulsory to answer. She was asked this way:

“Alexandra Alexandrovna, is this how you imagine communism?”

She said, “Well, it will be a wonderful time! There will be everywhere

There will be plenty of food, everyone will have their own houses, no one will rush in.

People will be respectful, polite, on the streets.

Order and cleanliness...In general – as with the king...”

U.S. spacecraft sent to Mars has broken contact.

A week later he was found in Uzbekistan with broken numbers.

<111> The People! Give me something I can think of with a tap and a hole. I will bring you something useful!
<222> I have some money here...

MD: Knowing our department of physics, I wasn’t even surprised to see the switch on the floor.

Ladies and gentlemen! Please help me! I struggle with a girl, all I need is to show my feelings to her! write something like "Love Sasha" in contact her id- 640468, thank you in advance!
Z is. If you are not lazy, put a plush, understand! She is very dear to me...

>>> O_o More successful attempt to finally get rid of a girl I have not seen yet!

Non Grata: A friend asked seriously on the phone an hour ago:
I was listening to music via Winamp and suddenly my computer stopped working. Could this be due to the fact that the system block fell from the table?