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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №6313
 02.06.2008
Tagged: Priva
Tag: hearing
HH: You forgive me.
HH: But I’m busy
yyyy :))
YYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №6312
 02.06.2008
He is here. The ancestors were asleep. And I sit down and think about drinking vodka or not.
It is: 1 - what you think is good as the work of the brain; 2 - what you think about vodka is bad, because it is not worth it; 3 - then. That in one sentence you use the words of vodka and not-it is encouraging; 4 - while I wrote all this, you already drank vodka - it is the truth of life.
He is a prophet, a prophet.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6311
 02.06.2008
So it turned out that we have already finished and we are waiting for him in the car, and one of us "obtains" the last. time strikes, two strikes, three strikes... I climb to him, he fights with the evil system of the left processes in the task manager is not left, pings run, the sites do not go, p2p does not work, hidden folders are not displayed despite all the effort, the opera does not work, etc. they both tried to understand what it was about.
Norton Internet Security honestly performed its duties: fiercely protected the Internet from this computer.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6310
 02.06.2008
The Pipet! I don’t understand the girls.
She: I want you to just embrace me and say everything will be fine.
I: I embrace you, everything will be fine, mother.
She: “It pushes me away” All these are just words, I don’t need it! You know, not that!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №6309
 02.06.2008
Aftar wall nearby... Remember this when you’re sending a quote to the tower!!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №6308
 02.06.2008
today on the Michurinsky I cross the road... light up at the pedestrians green, well, and the remains of the cars is rushing, well, I naughty make a step forward and right in front of me stops nine and her ass crashes a mini motic, a man from nine hits out begins to cover me with a matte, I send him to a cock and say that I am sewn on the green, he slightly thinking begins to scream on the motorcyclist, he shows him that there are no injuries scream =) I have already gone to the breeze =)
P.S. I doubt that the driver of the ninth reads the BASH, but I think that the driver of the Mokika may well be his reader... the driver of the Mokika apologize =)))))

Fuck, I broke the rib.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №6307
 02.06.2008
Valerian tablets are packed in pots, apparently, to increase sales: wanted to get one, spilled everything, became angry and ate the rest :-D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №6306
 02.06.2008
Dear Stepan Anatolyevich!!! I met a girl here recently, almost agreed to go to rest together. Suddenly she disappeared from the ass. I looked at her data yesterday, and there...
Friend, your number is stolen, return will cost only 150 WMR.
Address to Stepan Anatolyevich - icq 872890"
Stephan Anatolyevich, I sincerely wish you to be stolen from your car, bicycle, moped, motorcycle or whatever you drive there. Suca, you, Stepan Anatolyevich

To the top and the number of Stepan Modolyevich (872890) to be distributed!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6305
 02.06.2008
But only the administrators of the Russian basch could think of playing in the competition what can be downloaded.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №6304
 02.06.2008
Log from ASI:

You were added.
She is: Hi What are you fascinated?
I like to bring people home...
Not all along, of course.
He who looked...
She: What do you do with them?
He: I’m showing them an interesting room.
She: Oh, what is the room?
There is a picture on the wall.
He: And when they don’t look at her, I
He: I steal from behind with a big teasac and a ruble to feed their fucking tower!!!!!!!! 1
He: Come to me, we will have a great fun, I have a place for you.
In the refrigerator
he: next to those who also tried to get to know me through the aska!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №6303
 02.06.2008
Fuck, I laughed at quotes about how Russia started the winning series, Euro, Hockey, Eurovision – it was funny.
But when I learned today - that Kazan became the capital of the 2013 universiade - it became really scary. It seems that Medvedev has an artifact.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №6302
 02.06.2008
Hi, how about the exam? and :)
She: Listen, I didn't even give up... you won't believe, although not - it is you who will believe - you know me - don't laugh very much - you will fall from the chair!!!Sorry, I didn’t prepare for that exam – I confused.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6301
 02.06.2008
or where)
Do you know how to talk about other topics?
sgz: Unfortunately yes
For example, let’s talk about dual-core processors.
sgz: Oh yes
Or, you won’t think of anything.
sgz: The processors finally started to resemble breasts! 2 of them ;)
Or: Although I was very wrong.
Or the tea! It is impossible to drink tea.
sgz: I quote:
The SGZ:
"Oh, I want to go, I want to go,
Tea and Tea."
D-A-A-A-A: You are not easy
Ili: the perfect thing is a white cubic meter per meter per meter.
sgz: There is probably very uncomfortable to fuck: tight
or: wall

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6300
 02.06.2008
Ptizz: Did you know that the inventor of the guillotine was the third person to be executed on it?
Olgashik: O_O and for what?
Ptizz:...probably a test drive;)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6299
 02.06.2008
SwEETy (21:31:20 31/05/2008)
Do you love me?

WahnSinniG (21:34:08 31/05/2008)
Are you drunk?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6298
 02.06.2008
XXX: aaaaaaaa...on the one hand repair is fun, but when it is done in my two-bedroom tiny, and everything that was in the big room (except furniture) moved to me, including my mom))) something uncomfortable)
YYY: Oh, how it all fits you!? to
XXX: already fit...= @fack my mosc@
YYY: yes... I’m afraid that in such a tightness you’ll be more suited to the phrase "in my mouth feet"because in this way you’ll take up a little less space in the room than usual)))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №6297
 02.06.2008
Art Aka Art (18:32:30 31/05/2008)
All of it! Within a month, I am tired of this demo version of the Internet.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6296
 02.06.2008
Today in the house of 2 washed calf who fucking got a red diploma.......

My girlfriend sits, comments: Your ass is red... after exams, not a diploma...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №6295
 02.06.2008
She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

He is
Why Why?

She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

She
4 call to you!!! to

She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

He is
Fuck the stupid!I refused three times.

She
Request for Authorization
Hi to you! Please authorize me :)

He is
What fucking thing? He went to

She
Are you sitting in the middle of an ass when you don’t talk?


He is
I have only friends in her...there are no friends like you, almost...I’m going to fuck.

She
How do these friends endure!? to

He is
Fuck how the earth holds it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6294
 02.06.2008
He: It’s on the photo, the one you’ve thrown my luck, are you really?
She is: Yes. This is I
Is this the blue eye miracle? I don’t believe you are reading right. I do not believe. You read, but you don’t understand Nixon. and point.
...
He: Did you not get offended? Say something
She is: O_O

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