I decided to congratulate my ex with DR... I wrote a text message... I used it in the telephone directory for the number and I find out that I have a number of referrals of some Ksuši, Xenia, Xenki, Ksucky, etc... After a long thought, I chose a suitable number and sent it... After a while, the answer comes - "Thank you, Sash, of course, but I only have a DR in half a year!"
I’m in a shock... I don’t know how to call it! 😉
But after all, more and more users do not understand the meaning of the anecdote "I feel like a computer mouse - slide on the carpet, and the stomach turns. andquot;
Review of Total Commander Podarok Edition v.21
My antivirus detected a bunch of viruses!
2: This is a gift.
As soon as I call my mom, and she was lucky with the children in the Carpathians, I say, as a deed, and she is okay with me, the children at the cemetery went for a walk...
What are these people? Asked to give a look at what on the mp3 player, and seeing among Rammstein, KORN, Lumen, Gas Sector, and a dozen other metal and punk band 8 songs Bonch Bru Boncha ask me: You are a rapper?
Here I will grow old, I will be 60 years old, I will sit next to the fireplace in my country, on the street the melt, snow, from the fireplace a pleasant splash of burning wood, in the room
slightly dimmed light, a bottle of whisky, behind the shoulders of the year
On the table an old lost laptop and Heroes III... :-)
Boy, I’m just blinking out, so I want it.
You can add your favorite wife.
To play with her in the hot sit.
This is paradise, there is no such thing.
Sex... culmination... a broken condom...
You jump.
The girl is jumping
Has he jumped?
and smoke!
You will soon be a daddy!
WOW: Are you happy?
Why are you silent?
I’m pregnant, I am sick!
Dime is not there now, but I will surely give it to him.
WOW: Okay, but who is this?
HH: His Mother
Pick up, grow up!
Pick up, grow up!
Dante, the fairy in another window!! to
The Tiger
Hold on to this 8 times more than you feel.
xxx: classmate yesterday with friends after the match ate, well and went to the air to breathe. while walking one of them ran to each sewer, fell, hugged and said with a suffering voice "Luke, I am your father"
The match Spain - Italy
The main time is over, the score is 0:0, they play slowly.
My father said:
"They fight to win, they will have to play with Russia!"
Alexander is
Hi to you! How are you living? )
saintly
Hi Sorry, I'm not here now
Alexander is
and nothing)
Write when you come back.
Here I am now shuffling myself, waking up, and our still playing with the Greeks!
My husband is a manager in a large company. And at home he secretly grows grapes from Izum! This domesticated micurine throws 5-6 crushed pimples into the water periodically mixing them with a stick. And after the 2nd day, eating the fruits, he cries out - "Excellent variety" and puts a new batch!!!! I am afraid to show him the courage.
How do I feel about my bright hair?
- I see you feathered once in my life, I can't identify as you with light hair.
Who am I similar to?
If I tell you who you look like, you’re probably moving me in the mouth.
I don’t have the habit of beating girls.
You look like a pedal.
It is fucking! Everyone tells me, I know I’m like a pedor! So... let’s then... what kind of pederast am I like, bad or good?? to
For a good...
After no answer at the exam, sitting in front of the lecturer:
-"Muchahahaha! You stupid fool, Oksana Alexandrovna! You fooled me from the first couple, always putting scratch shortcomings, and even at the very exam scratched me like the last shit! You didn’t love me and didn’t hide it. Maybe because when you glued, I sent you naked? It was more crazy than Valuev! And I always, you hear, ALWAYS...\" I thought, but only made out of myself, - "when, Oksana Alexandrovna?"
by Fuck! make a bath after at least the 15th press of the button "and further".
I slept three times in advance...
HeadShotScript
I show a special street magic. Want to see some magic?
Mishko
Suddenly, David Blaine is not.
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Watch the TV
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carefully
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The first channel
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Now is...
Mishko
My feet in my mouth! 1:0 What are you doing?? to
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Koresh went to Egypt, he writes this:
by PAZDEC
Kill me...
At seven o’clock from the fucking archangel.
in the African desert, in an Arab hotel.
On the huge plasma in the lobby bar is going, shit, curved mirror!! to