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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №12778
 24.11.2008
xxx: I was so lame... you don’t even imagine... I was at a friend, they celebrated Saturday and they didn’t see each other for a long time... in general they drank.... and I was given a friend to fix the laptop, well, her husband should be in the evening to come to me - to pick up the notebook. Here he calls the guy came, well, I say that I will go out to him and go for the note... I go out on the wizz... I see his car... she comes in to me, I sit down... I look at the driver, and I see a stranger... he says to me.
Who are you?
I him
I say... I think I’m muddy and mistaken with the car.
He rides sitting.
- I, he says, came home and wrapped up in the courtyard, and you sat in the car to me for no reason.
I say...
I am sorry, but it happens.)

Well, we’ve got a picture of the porch like an adequate person turned out to be.)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №12777
 24.11.2008
I agree that the last new year was full of papers, all these extra tickets, a bunch of unknown people and when D. Ponomarev (president of the company Mera) says, pointing to the crazy guy whose friends carry on their hands: "This to be fired." And he replies to him, "And you will dismiss me, I do not work in Mary."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №12776
 24.11.2008
Now I look out the window, and at the crossroads on the diagonal is a trolleybus! Just standing from one corner to the other, long such, on all sides of the traffic jams.
But the joke is not that. It’s a joke that the trolley buses don’t go here!! to
PSP, where did it come from?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №12775
 24.11.2008
Riddled with his grandfather in the servette, took an ancient aluminium spoonful on which it was scratched: Look for the fox meat.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12774
 24.11.2008
......
YYYY
Because of this consumer relationship, all men think that we just need money.
XXX is
Aha
XXX is
Listen...and if by analogy...maybe they don’t need electric sex?

— — —
I slept...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12773
 24.11.2008
Pashko
You are read...
set
Neda is curious and overwhelmed.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №12772
 24.11.2008
My grandmother bought a TV, she didn’t like it.
YYY: I want to!
XXX: the vase is not put on it, and if the wipes are covered, the half-screen is not visible


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12771
 24.11.2008
<лось> why is the speed of the race so small?? to
<pant> loose: you will jump slowly

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12770
 24.11.2008
XXX: With the First Snow (in Moscow)
I thank you (Peter)
ZZZ: Go to Joppa (Magadan)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12769
 24.11.2008
It is said that the real man’s member should bend to the left. This goes back to ancient times, when the hunters during hunting held a spear in the right hand, and in the left - a member, so as not to interfere and not confuse under their feet.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12768
 24.11.2008
I don't know who believes in whom, but there is something in a washing machine in every way that eats one socks for using a machine!!! to

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №12767
 24.11.2008
Russia is a country of contrasts. Yes, and the contrast in it was twisted to the maximum.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12766
 24.11.2008
Why did Putin put Khodorkovsky in jail and Medvedev in the Kremlin?

The Armenian Radio:

Medvedev is fighting corruption.

So Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption?

The Armenian Radio:

Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №12765
 24.11.2008
RustamFMF: Yesterday in the hospital the medical examination was carried out.In general, there was a seal left by the chief doctor to put.I go into the office, say, give up, I need... He interrupts me, grit "so, stand up..."He directs a palm of his hand to me, 5 seconds the chat rattles. "Do you have scoliosis 2 degrees?" I am "no" He:"Fuck why I never get it." o_0

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12764
 24.11.2008
Here you all watch over the admines and their vithers.
Do you know why the admin always walks in the sweater?
Yes, because in the server it is cold, crazy, like in the polar station!!! to

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