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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №7248
 26.06.2008
Sex by qip:

He is:
I lay on my hands and started fucking you.

She is:
I am all wet.

He is:
I slowly pick him up and get up.

She is:
Oh and where!! to

She is:
I have not finished!!!!! to


She is:
Where did he go!!!! to

She is:
A frog stands!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7247
 26.06.2008
I am :
I found out by chance that I still have a father.

I am :
• Couples

and Dad:
You should be more careful with mistakes.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7246
 26.06.2008
He: If I were the last man in the world, would you marry me?
If it is the last... yes.
He: the base of induction is =) suppose this is true provided that there are n-1 men left on the ground. Prove to n.
He: assuming I’m better than n-1 men, thus the probability that another man will be better than me is 1/kn, where k is some coefficient greater than zero. If we aim n to infinity, then the probability that the next person will be better than me is zero.
Go out for me :)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7245
 26.06.2008
Judging by the number of quotes about Hidding and Blane, the second semi-final will be commented by Bocharik.)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7244
 26.06.2008
What will you do if I leave you? 😉
Toilet paper with your photos.
She is Scuco!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7243
 26.06.2008
Summary of admin:

In addition, I can stick fun inscriptions on the boxes and fiber optic cables of competitors, such as: “object under protection”, “carefully contains copper” and so on, which very attracts different kinds of “soldates of luck” in the search for minerals. In general, in the field of piar I special and guaranteed to clear the specified area from the monopoly of the competitor in a couple of months.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7242
 26.06.2008
Forget with your smiley. Because of you I can't find the infos on the flashes xD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7241
 26.06.2008
In order not to lose Russia in the final today, the national team of Turkey and the national team of Germany will surrender to each other.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7240
 26.06.2008
XXX is
Member of

XXX is
Fuck it is not you.)

XXX is
Damn don’t think anything!

XXX is
I am having fun with the translator.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7239
 26.06.2008
Hos: You just inspired me :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7238
 26.06.2008
I write a note, and there the teacher of psychology and pedagogy shortened the name, well, to get into the cell.
out "Psych and Ped" and signature....scuco, as a diagnosis of O_o

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7237
 26.06.2008
Surfing on TV channels, stumbled on the program of Taxi. I didn’t go any further, but I noticed that a blonde was driving. She has 600 (six hundred!) Glasses and two burned lives. Of the simple questions, she answered only three out of five. Then she couldn’t remember who was singing the theme from Titanic, which, she said, watched 25 times. But it is OK. The question on which she flew out is the most famous literary mango. The answer is Ilya Muromets. The curtain.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №7236
 26.06.2008
K@nOpple (03:09:23)
Greetings
}{omy@k-Calisto (03:10:39)
Are you cannabis?
K@nOpple (03:11:22)
I am such...
}{omy@k-Calisto (03:11:42)
Can I kiss you?
K@nOpple (03:11:59)
One of them?
}{omy@k-Calisto (03:12:34)
I can call the kids 😉 😉

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №7235
 26.06.2008
I so understood at the end of the quotation to add "o_O" - it's like in Herolas at the end of "Par-par-pamp"....

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №7234
 26.06.2008
xxx: Hi, I can't contact anything, can you log in from my account?
YYY: Ok
I’ll give you my password, but don’t enter later without my knowledge.
YYY: Ok
No, I don’t believe you, after you enter, change your password!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №7233
 26.06.2008
I play in WoW, I go to the danze, I say in the team spike:
Oh guys, wait 15 seconds, I will feed the pet.
Wow, thank you for reminding me, I’ll go and feed my daughter.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №7232
 26.06.2008
Hello as life? As a girl?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Desperate : what?
I split up with the girls.
Desperate what?
XXX: I dropped the roots and invited them home, well, it is clear for what, and she was choked in my toilet and didn't wash behind me...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №7231
 26.06.2008
TaRamm
I came home with my first graduates.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №7230
 26.06.2008
Darth Vader’s Light Sword – 5000 rubles
Darth Vader costume - ~50,000 rubles
The ability to sing is invaluable. There is a mastercard for everything else.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №7229
 26.06.2008
The girl:
I feel so damn, I understand your feelings.

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