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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32167
 27.06.2010
xxx: tonight I am not at home))), that in the sms drop) so that it doesn't hit))
yyy: I bought bread... eaten on the spot... back home ashamed... overnight at the seller...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32166
 27.06.2010
XXX: One thought came to my mind.
YYY: C begins...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32165
 27.06.2010
Stanislav: Call a girlfriend
I have a lot of male friends :)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32164
 27.06.2010
Raman (01:54:09 27/06/2010)
I don’t like butterflies, I’m afraid of them.)

Raman (01:54:36 27/06/2010)
They are terrible.

Raman (01:55:13 27/06/2010)
Take off your wings and it’s a monster.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №32163
 27.06.2010
I decided to go to the tour with a friend, to prepare for the beach season.
Day 1: We are bags.
2 how it hurts.
The third hurt less, did more than two days taken together.
The 4th awakened interest in sports.
Fifth, it feels like you have huge hands.
6th - You feel like you can web@t anyone.
Doctors said they would be removed from resuscitation in a week.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32162
 27.06.2010
You don’t seem to smoke...
I only smoke when I’m standing at the stop.
The Post?
WOW: Just at the stop usually as soon as you smoke, your bus comes in immediately.
WOW: It’s actually very comfortable.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32161
 27.06.2010
I sit at home, I work in the offices, not to be distracted, parents in the country, phone calls, dialogue with my mother
Q: Can you tell me how to get home?
I: Surprisingly in the car
M: We have been calling the door for 5 minutes, no one opens it.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №32160
 27.06.2010
Hello to you :)
YYY: Hello
YYY: What is sad?
XXX: Missed the button, this is sad

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32159
 27.06.2010
Emperor (00:39:42 27/06/2010)
I even imagined a bear after a hard day sitting at home in an alcoholic cottage, cowardly for a compot, drinking tea and squeezing in stones.

Doc (00:40:15 27/06/2010)
Gary, how did you take me?

Doc (00:40:28 27/06/2010)
Fuck your Maybach, come on the watch, let us get up with my victory!

Emperor (00:40:54 27/06/2010)
And screaming to his wife - look, here Obama wrote me kg / am! Here is Peder!

Doc (00:41:27 27/06/2010)
And on the wall the coat of the Ku Klux Klan paints him...


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32158
 27.06.2010
QQQ: Was he alone? Are you sure?
ZZZ: Yes I count to one very well. I have never made a mistake in my life :)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32157
 27.06.2010
on TV:"from soon! fresh ransomware!"
Mom:"and then the preserved showed.."

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32156
 27.06.2010
hsm: It happened that at the end of the working day, when his computer was turned off, an employee at the server’s root terminal (which was in the Netherlands) mistakenly wrote shutdown and only remembered when his finger was flying in the direction of the enter. According to him, he has a cold sweat and not all of life has passed before his eyes, of course, but the last months are certain.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32155
 27.06.2010
thx (00:07:14 27/06/2010)
I’m going to make a sandwich.

twelve (00:25:15 27/06/2010)
The border has succeeded.

whey (00:26:26 27/06/2010)
Interesting the sandwich.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №32154
 27.06.2010
Answers to Mail
Why when you fall asleep and are almost asleep, in your dream you tremble sharply, as if you fell from the fence or hit something?

Ohhhhhh This is the stage of deep sleep. If you feel this, it means too much stress and anxiety in your life. No TV or computers for 3 hours before bed. Only a warm bath, warm milk or tea.
Oh well. Drink less and don’t sleep on the fence.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32153
 27.06.2010
XXX: until tomorrow! Kiss me, kiss me in the cracks!
Oh my God XD
XXX is fucking fucking! In the cheeks, in the cheeks!! to

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32152
 27.06.2010
I recently dreamed that I was a 12-year-old boy and fell in love with a jewel who was washing my dishes. Is this normal for a girl who has finished school?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32151
 27.06.2010
Today, my daughter (2 years old) with tears demanded IT-squeeze. Consistently gave to the game iPhone, laptop, computer, navigator... Tears did not stop. We need to "Rise"

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32150
 27.06.2010
The situation - we sit in three - I, the girl, and the best friend.. take the girl on the hands, I say "go out for me!". A friend, without breaking away from the comp, cries "he is with me this is the seventh time..."
How to reconcile with a girl?! to

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32149
 27.06.2010
I lie in the hospital, brought a guy, wanted to shoot myself, directed the trunk in my mouth, but missed and shot my forearm.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32148
 27.06.2010
The acquaintance at the beginning of his administration had a fish at home in an aquarium.
After a year of admin says:
When I sat at the computer, I always threw fish food a little bit. without looking. And yesterday I looked into the aquarium, which is right behind the monitor. From what he saw almost died of laughter - there in the aquarium, filled with food, there were skeletons of fish.

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