Hello, how do you do friendship?
yyy: norm... weather don’t bother... I’m doing virtual sex
Damn, I haven’t seen you for a hundred years, can’t you say what you’re doing?
WOW: Yes, my... how... how... this is how I can have affairs if I get into virtual sex?? to

I saw it on TV yesterday. A broadcast where the British ask questions to the Americans to see what they are stupid. In general, we found a guy who answers all the questions (!). Then he is asked - the formula of the volume of the cone. He says "a minute, give me paper and pen" and after 2 minutes, through the triple integral (!!) Change of coordinates to cylindrical (!!!) Give the formula. The leader in the show said, “You’ve stunned us, you’re the smartest American we’ve ever met. The answer is "I am Russian."

What is watching hunting?

A day ago I read a quote on the tower about how a girl at the Kazan station saw a metalist-goth who drank from a pack of miracle milk... Then I personally mocked in comments that it was a shit. I saw him! On March 27, on Thursday, in the Kazan direction in the area of the station Lubersky-1 appeared in the electric vehicle ON. In a long black coat... in the hands of leather gloves... All that goes... Well, pure Neo from the “Matrix.” And in his hands... 2 packs of miracle milk!!! One is vanilla and the other is strawberries!!! He held them, like two guns. I was scared, I would shoot. But most importantly, he was running away from the controllers... like from the agents of the matrix, blaspheme... the coat is shattered... a cold look... and a miracle of milk...

News: "Valuev will not bear the Olympic fire"
2 is broken?

1: ppz sdna saw hope:"Emo-pydoras,gothic-fareva"
The Civil War Between the Dalai Lama?? to

XX: Gigabytes of operations
xxx: 4x nuclear stones
XXX: Terabyte screws
XXX and before.
XXX is 75 mg.
XXX is 16 MB.
XXX is 100 meters.
Heroes of Sword and Magic.
xxx: "someone"
xxx: "The War of the Steppes"...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
XXX: The Elves
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
XXX: Mages, Jeans and Dragons
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
XXX is magic.
Yyy: grenade and meat on the walls!!!! to
XXX: Yes

And what about the spring?? to

Let’s take the boats into the streams ?

Let's go to Cannes

He: let’s go with fireworks or we’ll guard real boats made of crust, with sails made of leaflets and a dwarf in the role of a captain, who is not a fool and drowns immediately after the launch, one day the ship will drown. But we will believe that he will surely sail to the sea.

She is: herase тя прет))

The writer is messy. Users want a mega button "Make me write".Business experts do not know what a "script" is. Consultants do not know what to do so that it is "a record". The programmers, therefore, do not know what to code. At the end of the day, nobody knows what will happen in the end.
I have to test it, I have to test it!

Linux is pleasing more and more.
Today, the torrent client issued an error.
Oops, Deluge Broke :-( You might have found a bug, or you did something really stupid ;-).
Greetings from the Creators!

I am studying in political science, recently attended a conference: what the future of Russia the modern youth sees... youth in the future wants to see: the death of the Bilan from the Gopniks, the parade of the SpongeBob square pants in Moscow and the shooting of the Timati... and what we want after that.

chupulya (01:10:02 25/03/2008)
You love us for your breasts, and we love you for our breasts.

DarKSouL (23:56:59 23/03/2008)
What is her breast size?

Maximus (23:57:59 23/03/2008)
I did not measure

DarKSouL (23:58:33 23/03/2008)
Let’s ask the question at what level?

Maximus (23:58:57 23/03/2008)
Curves of second order.

DarKSouL (23:59:19 23/03/2008)
A conical seat?

Maximus (23:59:49 23/03/2008)
Cone, pure ellipsoid

DarKSouL (00:00:42 24/03/2008)
Maybe there was no point of rupture?:D

Maximus (00:01:13 24/03/2008)
Blessed

Maximus (00:01:16 24/03/2008)
I am dead!!!!! to

multiplied (16:23:26)
Hi to

Lost Angel (16:27:24)
I played Mario and watched a movie. You wrote - I was frightened by surprise, died and restarted the computer with my leg.

A day of long life:
You wake up, you are 25 years old. All your childhood and your youth you slept safely. You go to the bathroom and wash and shower for a whole year, then breakfast for 1.5 years, search for keys / wallet / mobile phone for six months and go to work / school. You go to work for about 3 years, come and sit for your job for 9 years. Then you have a lunch break - you eat for 3 years. Then another 12 and a half years. Then, for six years, sit in the theatre or the cinema... or walk around the museum. After a three-year dinner with candles, you watch the evening news for another 2 years, and then a month to brush your teeth. The final is the most funny – you dress for six months, then stretch the condom for 2.5 weeks, fuck for 2.5 years, finish for 2 months and die.
c) from ZH

The wife now told: she yesterday in the guests with her boyfriend was sitting, his sister came from space... there on the cover of J. Lo. My girlfriend was like a nice aunt!!! Her boyfriend: Yeah! There is almost no breastfeeding!! (and the girlfriend has a small chest) she: how hard is it? I have then what? A minute’s break...and you’ve almost got...

Well, why in life, not at all like in Basel...

The people! You do not understand, the atomic cars of VAZ is the first national project! It can be said to increase defense capabilities. Think of how hard it is to beat a country where every second is an automaker.

(City in the Perm Territory)

XXX: right now I was in the Dobrańka, I was stopped by the best haishnik in the world :)
YYY: He gave you money for the penalty???)))
XXX: Presented, checked the documents, reminded that the check-up is over, advised not to delay with re-assurance, told how to go where I eat less, wished a happy way. He smiled, or he smiled, or he smiled.

Killer-XXX: So where is that screw?
Killer-XXX: If you were a 80GB malicious screw, where would you hide?
Skeggr: O_o

I bought a pregnancy test and pads - hope dies last!