This is how it happens:
I was fired because I went online. Yes yes exactly! From the IT company!! to
Using this opportunity, I would like to greet the First Deputy Director General (read as “Pidora”) and say to him: YOU ARE GANDON!
I know, many of this company read well: You normal greetings :)

P.S If it’s not difficult, we plush :)

and anechka:
I remembered the roof:
and anechka:
She told me how she cried on the phone, and the guy asked what was going on.
and anechka:
She says to him: my girlfriend has died and in general, and he, well Dash, it is understandable, you are sociable, you have many friends, it is normal that they periodically die.

Namid: According to Gusev’s commentator, the player of the Romanian national team got a ball with the head... a poor man ^_^

by Danny:
She wrote to me, praised me, said that I am pure in soul and very smart.
The Dark Angel:
Directly so?
by Danny:
I give the tooth, here is the text:
by Danny:
"Listen, you are so smart!! by Quasimodo!!and "

Google: What kind of website?
YYY: make a request in Yandex

We have a very happy old age. Imagine how many old women will be around us with tattoos on the back...

The client’s letter: “How did you deal with your problems...”
“You “ With a written. and respect.

If you want to know the price, stop selling yourself.

by konde13

From the story of my acquaintance, it was five years ago. Province of South

The city of Novocherkassk, lives in the private sector near the railway station. husband

In the evening they drink beer and relax. The summer,

The beer was over, I decided to go to the station (there is a bar around the clock).

It works to add. We went in what they were (treners, home shoes). The morning

We woke up in Volgograd! In the train! The investigation found that the conductor,

The train stopped in Novocherkassk, saw two men on the perron

in shoes and training pants with extended knees,

He said, “Go fast, the train is leaving.“They sat down, well in

The relatives of Volgograd lived!

If the light is turned off with the sound of "E", it means that someone is in the toilet.

XXX is
advice horror horror horror horror horror

YYYY
The mixed!

1- Out, last day the angry case was in Kuntshevsk.
2 Explain
In short, you know the warrior about the man who stumbled in his hat, prayed in front of the turniket, worshiped him, and as if God had missed him.
So some fool decided to joke the same way.
1- approaches the turnikets, begins to worship, loses balance and wraps on the turnikets!!! He falls, rises, and then goes away.
Aunt in the bucket - zero attention!
2 tough...
Moral - God does not like the battlefields and hecks them with turnikets.
At that moment I remembered the phrase from "Dracula"
In order to work, you have to believe...


I propose in this regard to send the battlefields "kill yourself apurniket". Consensus is plus.

Announcement at the City Forum:

XXX: I will give meat and red fur. Gary
There are about 400 grams of meat covered with red fur, 200 grams each. Still without eyes. But soon will be. There is a chance to get all this magnificence in gift.
Distribution in about a month.

Write in the face, there will be pictures soon.

YYY: In the sense of it is understandable that cats or puppies, but it sounds perverted

ZZZ: Sounds good... I’m waiting for a photo of 400 grams of meat covered with red fur, 200 grams each. I have no eyes."
Cats or puppies - minus 1, I don't even want to think in this direction.
I want a photo of two pieces of meat covered with red fur. And definitely "without eyes". I hate the eyes on pieces of meat. :)

The Guru:
Before the elections, a delegation came to us, like a bear. Go out our rector and let’s catch out what a good bear and bla bla bla bla. Then grit "he has a son". Then a pause and a voice from the hall - "bear!". The whole room was lying.)

Chabarov pediatricians are so severe that they feed twins with different doses of vitamins to then distinguish them by growth.

XXX caroche I'm broken now - I need to be taken to service
YYY is not parysy Natasha)))) Everything is useful that goes into the mouth
XXX you know. There was a time when I had audio cassettes in my mouth, so what should I eat them now???It is :)
YYY )))) No... without fanaticism)))))
YYY mini discs are there ?
xxx flashes
XXX are bigger than seeds.
I have a microchip ? ? ?
XXX No, these, memory cards for microSD phones
YYY ))) under the language
XXX is
2 gigs under the tongue every 4 hours for 2 weeks and you're okay
YYY )))) from the acne
XXX of all.
XXX from Houses and Houses.
The XXX tsunami
YYY )))) from the eye
XXX is
XXX is helping.
XXX can still decoction from the wires of the muscles to take
YYY, they came after me.

KINO
I don’t want anything strong, I don’t want a beer, I don’t want a beer ?

Rise to
What is it? ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

From Sonic:

To have a waffle in a dream means for a woman that she is waiting for a sweet life; for a man, it is a warning about the threat of ruin.


Everything in life is interrelated! ?

Thrasher :
by Scuco! I hate stationary phones.

The Madman:
What so?

Thrasher :
Fuck what a shit happened. We drank less, we drank less. I wake up in the morning by a phone call. I raise the phone:
and allo.
and hello. (Voice of yesterday’s campaign)
and hello.
How is it?
I am playing:
and normal. Did you fuck the girl yesterday or not? Remember what was near the absolute?
I have the answer:
Did you not recognize your dad?
Just a fucking...

XXX is Oh! A machine painted pictures. Especially p
XXX is fucking.
Do you have T9?
XXX is no. Sometimes I get into that shit. on which the finger ticks.
In the keyboard?