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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32268
 29.06.2010
Dialogue before bed lying in bed (wife and 3-year-old son):
C: - Ma-a-am, give me the clocks - I'll sleep with them...
I didn’t put the clock on the shelf...
Q. Give me the clock.
The clocks have a house on the shelf and they sleep there at night.
Q. Give me the clock.
Yes, if you don’t keep quiet now, you’ll go to sleep in a tamper on the carpet under the door!
Q. With the clocks?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32267
 29.06.2010
Talk about 2 p.m.
I eat the soup...mm...
Tagged: pleasant
xxx: thank you
Tagged: obesity

c) Zhychik

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32266
 29.06.2010
xxx (13:20:14 29/06/2010)
Can you travel from Russia to Estonia on foot?

yyy(13:20:26 29/06/2010)
In the foot?

yyy (13:20:32 29/06/2010)
Anything can

yyy (13:20:47 29/06/2010)
The main thing is not afraid of long distance drivers xDDD


[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32265
 29.06.2010
X: Today I finally put all the music on the comp in one folder. I had 30 gigs of music, which is 15 days of uninterrupted sound.
Q: Did you eat so much?
X: How did I eat? You pretend that there will be a chemical war, all the living on Earth will perish and my computer will play fun club songs for another 15 days.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32264
 29.06.2010
HH: She was very interested in you.
I told her you’re a sex cock.)
WOW: Who am I? O_O
Theme: Nashville
I mean, there is a difference in concepts.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32263
 29.06.2010
But instead of Ken, I always had a soft toy.)
Why without Ken? :-D When I came to the sisters I was solemnly handed Ken :-D
And a lot of stuff)))))
A. Women are more likely to go
Or I was just a very strange boy.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32262
 29.06.2010
DEL?1?T?1?D: What is the stage of depression, when you start to roar and look at the situation with humor?
Dr. Cox: This stage is called hashish.
Part 1 (B) is burned

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32261
 29.06.2010
Commentary on a music portal:
1:I’m extremely "I sing", sorry, I didn’t hold on, for the live set)
What is success, what is success?
1 is extra. Vocal for a couple of years. The success? I fought with my neighbor, sometimes I scared the dogs.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32260
 29.06.2010
Silence: STS is killing. "Lera from Ranetok became the most desirable blonde in the country"
Silence: Fuck, I don’t even argue. Every second in Russia just wants to fuck her.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №32259
 29.06.2010
xxx: "Marazma, absurdity and humiliation"
XXX: Three Whales for the God of Chaos.
XXX: Or Some Evil Empire X
YYY: Or wedding competitions...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №32258
 29.06.2010
She: Well... I’m beautiful, slim, blonde ?
Mmm... can I take a picture? :)
Filed to: My photo.bmp Size: 94.23 MB
Request for file transfer refused
I: Okay I believe it.

[ + 76 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32257
 29.06.2010
Suslichek [15:38]
Anti-feeding pharmacy: iodine, bandage, leukoplast, alcohol, manganese more

Suslichek [15:39]
Fighting with AIDS infection.

Red Fox [15:40]
How is it?

Suslichek [15:42]
Well, in short, if in the laboratory a cube with a blood positive for a sphincter and a sphincter and a sphincter in the blood is discharged, then you need to take a medicine box and apply it to prevent infection. I suspect that: to fuck alcohol, glue the mouth with a leak patch to the cut, write on his back with iodine "the infection and very dangerous", suffocate it with a bandage and wash the traces of murder with manganese. I see no other option.

Suslichek

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32256
 29.06.2010

Pavel: it turns out, the passport is a frame for the photo

I thought of a dwarf from Fort Boyard.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32255
 29.06.2010
Recovered the ID to WebMoney, the following dialogue with the administrator:

Posted by: Administrator :
Enter the answer to the check question you asked when registering with the recoverable WM ID system: Name of pet

Submitted by the owner:
by idea this is a cat "Bassia"

Posted by: Administrator :
of two words the first on T the second on T

(I have long tried to remember what this phrase was.)
Submitted by the owner:
Fuck I remembered. Basically it is full, I kindly call it "The Fat Creature" =)

Posted by: Administrator :
The keys are sent to your mailbox.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32254
 29.06.2010
XXX: Imagine... You and your young man come to a public beach to sunbath, shop, rest! After a while, a friend of your MCH with a girlfriend joins you. The girlfriend of a friend cheerfully looking at your MHR declares that only the topless sun rises!!! Break up and lie down between yours and your MRI (on it only microscopic strings). Their reaction? and :-)

YYY: Imagine... You and your girlfriend come to a public beach to sunbath, shop, and rest! After a while, a girlfriend of your girlfriend with MS joins you. My girlfriend’s MCH cuddly looking at your girlfriend declares that she is sunny only without cowards!!! He disguises and lies between his and your girlfriend (on him only a clock and a panama). Their reaction? and :-)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32253
 29.06.2010
Chief, we are without you like without hands, feet, body, neck and head.
YYY: I knew that you were my Jeoppa!1 ) )

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32252
 29.06.2010
You have logic like cheese.
You have like two eggs and a sausage.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32251
 29.06.2010
To be honest, I’ve been to work twice in my life.
Damn, fuck, I don’t know what to do.
YYY: Composition of SII
XX: Well, that’s like I know, but it’s not enough to just send it? I need a lottery appliance.
yyy : Application Later you write according to the following plan:

1st Dear sir/mam, I am writing because I want to go to your fucking pub.
2nd I'm going to hide how you should smell in your fucking pub, because the experience of working with people, bla bla bla, it will be useful to me.

Three You have to hike as you need, so that I work in your shit pub... I think I have enough experience to hike in your shit pub, very adequate, I know English well, friendly etc...

4 is I dream of you taking me to work at your fucking pub because I love England and dream of bringing my English to perfection.

5 is I wait as I wait for your answer.
6 is Being with you with all your heart
Point of 7. God is

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32250
 29.06.2010
xxx: By the way, I suddenly thought that if the games were to be released during the Russian session, they would be hacked for five days longer.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №32249
 29.06.2010
He made her an offer on his knees.
When a man kneels before a girl, he sincerely hopes that one day they will change places.
HH: Probably...

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