We went on a river tram to ride. For many children free - there was such an action in Moscow, "20,000 free tickets for the Moscow-River cruise". A man approaches me with a girl aged 4-5 and asks to take her on a boat. We had 2 extra kids (two children in the camp), I took it.
He asks: "And what, do you have three children?"
I say "no, five"
He says, “You are probably hungry, you lack money for anything?”
I: "We have enough for everything. Do you have enough?"
He: "I can buy everything for my children, I have enough for everything"
I: "Only the river tram was not enough?"
He said, "Well, what do many children ride, and what do we do worse?"
I: "and if people with disabilities were allowed free, would you come in a wheelchair?"
He: "Better to be a disabled than to have 5 children from 5 wives" Why 5 wives, I did not clarify. Dad is Sunday. It is not possible to have more than one child in a family.

The debilitated Kolka... worked out his defensive speech loudly in court. He was charged with the rape he was provoked to. Three friends-sellers... decided to punish the fourth for something... the girls strongly drunk him and drunk well themselves. Then they all four split up and joked a little before him; after that three conspirators stumbled onto the fourth and, holding her, invited Kolka to use his girlfriend, which he did not delay to do. The victim was not so the first time that she laughed everywhere, how funnyly her friends avenged her for some small province before them, and this story reached her mother. She filed an application to the police; they took and Kolka, and three jokes. A great time broke, of course, Colke. Now he and Paphos rehearsed their justifiable monologue.
“A citizen is a judge, a citizen is a people’s judge, I will say, a citizen is a prosecutor, judge yourself: I did not beat her, I did not dress her, I did not force her. They divided it, they overthrew it, they held it, they called me and pushed it. Is this violence on my part?
From the railroad near the window lazyly gave the voice of the dacha thief Serega:
— And the prosecutor will tell you about it... — Serega made a pause for the effect, and everyone now turned to him, — the prosecutor will tell you about it... — again a pause, — and whose shit was it?

Conversation with a friend:
xxx: maybe this is a new hobby for guys - to knock on the phone number, and then disappear.
YYY: Yes, and then they’re sitting at home...blowing on the numbers.

Do you want to know who you are in the shower, physicist or mathematician? The test is fun.
Give me your test.
xxx: Name an antonym to the word "parallel".
See also: meridian
The test showed that you are a shitty ass. It was supposed that you would write "consecutive" or "perpendicular".

When he told us how she stumbled and literally fell into the boys’ arms, he said, “I didn’t want to take advantage of the fact that she didn’t think about anything at the time... I was sorry for her.”

Well, from history it is clear that children can be raised by one family out of five. It is understandable that the minors rapists are the dads of those who write here "achotachi onamahotel";.

I sit at the meeting before the entrance exam in history.) Prepod tells us in what form the exam, how much time is given, etc)) Naturally, the historian enters history and he sometimes issues historical references :D And here is the voice from the hall - A tell us about Khrushchev! :)) Well, the prede begins to tell, interesting, everyone is listening, hanging on the mouth, because tomorrow it can be in the ticket! The assembly is delayed, he tells everything and tells everything, everything has already been done and then he gives: Well, all! Time to finish. By the way, Khrushchev will not be in tickets! XDDDDD

I will never come here again. Fucking people discuss fucking "problems". Reading is disgusting.

I cry in disgrace: I just had an announcement of the news on the box, they said that a film with puppies, a-a-a!!They are out of production!! A to A! In the twenty years I have been familiar with this incredible invention of mankind, I have become accustomed to the fact that somebody, a fool, is constantly chewing this shit next to me. And it seems we are tired of listening and seeing enthusiastic bubble pressers, and on the other hand, an entire era is gone.
Do not choke!

The Financial Times correspondent Sarah O’Connor on her Twitter that as a result of an accident at a Volkswagen plant in Germany, a robot killed a man.

johndoe13: Google tortured for half an hour to find drivers for an old video card
johndoe13: now he offers me in retaliation on all sites to buy timber wholesale from China

I hang my clothes in the mansion today, the children's choir calls me in an urgent case for the garage. I refuse. Send the youngest favorite:
Mom, go here soon!
Why Why?
Here is a frog!
I don’t want to look at any bugs.
(with a conspiracy voice)
The dead man :wink:

Oh yeah yes! I’m going to go, it’s a different thing!

And when the content of this site will move to the scratch.im, and there again will appear at least one funny quote a day?? to

xxx: Since all this noise began, both of my boyfriends (with one I live, with the other I sometimes meet) have begun about marriage. I’ve long decided that I don’t need this to heram – only to hemorrhage with a divorce. After the latest news, my constant asked a question - you love it, let's make up. I explained that from my point of view marriage is a purely heterosexual concept, that I am closer to a free relationship. He was psychic and we separated. Now the other is there, he wants confidence. Stay in short. Again, society is trying to get me into its own categories. As a hateful question "and who you have a man and who a woman"-and not who bl@. We are different, we are 5% and we are not like everyone else, we have relationships different. And now marriage is synonymous with "true love". I have the same problems as you.
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The Ladies! We all keep this quote, and if your guy doesn’t want to get married – show and say "Well you’re straight like blue!" )))))))))))))

Something sad:

As a child, when his parents brought fresh fragrance bread from the store, he asked for a piece, but he was told to eat yesterday. Tomorrow they eat today, and the child dreams of a crispy fragrant fresh crust. And so every day. Until now, although his parents are no longer alive, he recalls: "A so wanted fresh!"

I remember when I was a child, my mother and I ate fresh bread, and my father ate yesterday. Now I am my father, now I do that.

I remember the oldest childhood. I went to the doctor with him this morning. Going far away, he stumbled. I comforted: “Don’t be afraid, a neurologist is a terrible doctor, he doesn’t inject. Your teeth are not treated, will talk to you". "And all of it?", the child questioned suspiciously. "Well, maybe even a hammer on the knee but it doesn’t hurt". The son was silent. They arrived. "Hello, Leopard!" – the doctor greeted him. But my son stood up hand-to-side and very awful, I would even say, calling, asked, "Well?! Where is your tail?and "
I admired how brave he was.

I don’t want to be served by disabled waiters, I feel more sorry for my teeth than for the dentist’s father, and the orchestra must play well. The seller must smile.
............
The seller should not smile to you. He must give you reliable information on the goods/services, issue an order, accept payment, be polite and not hesitate, finally, to accept the defective goods under warranty or exchange the defective goods according to Article 25 of the Civil Code. No one is obliged to smile.

Let me give you a perspective:
There was a scandal at my son’s school. A girl at a party got drunk and went after the boys. When I got home (at 9 p.m.)The parents clearly saw that something was wrong with her, began to interrogate, it turned out that 5-6 boys took advantage of her, called the police, and went there. The son did not get under the distribution. I did not touch the girl. He and his husband placed their son at the table for flight examination, so that he understood why exactly what happened there was wrong. It turned out, no longer need. When he told us how she stumbled and literally fell into the boys’ arms, he said, “I didn’t want to take advantage of the fact that she didn’t think about anything at the time... I was sorry for her.”

And now (returning to the original quotation), her word against the testimony of three “violents”:
I was deprived of the opportunity to resist.
- She lies everything, she drank a little, and she gave it to us all, even with pleasure!

Rape is evil, yes.

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I am not tired of being surprised at the degree of naivety people live with me on the same planet.
The investigator, if not a fool — and he is usually not a fool — joyfully agrees, sneezes and approves in every way on the words “yes, guys, I understand all, oh these babies, if you only knew how many false statements I had in the past year...”. And himself at this time with the other hand writes the direction of the victim for examination - including the level of alcohol in the blood.

And then the examination confirms: 1. the level of alcohol, which clearly exceeds the traces, 2. vaginal injuries (and drunk with three they can quite be, even if the guys were careful) 3. bleeding and scratches (the guy hit her there, it seems?) 4 is and sperm. But if there is no sperm, it is perfectly replaced by the testimony of the rapists, which clearly reads: 1. we all had sex with her 2. we saw that she was drunk.

I am already silent about the fact that the testimony of witnesses usually have a greater weight than the testimony of potential criminals (they have a direct clear motive for lying, and whether there is such a motive in the victim - it is still necessary to look for).

Did you know that addicts burn in the cremation oven for about 40 minutes longer than ordinary people?
Yy: Oh, cool, I’ll take drugs, I’ll burn longer, and I’ll get stuck in front of the boys.

Q: Is there any place where you can buy cheap?
Tagged: grandmother
Yyy: Relatively inexpensive