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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12255
 06.11.2008
Is it true that the Windows operating system was copied from the computer of the flying plate that crashed under Roosevelt in 1947?
With certainty, we can only say that there are other operating systems on the NOT broken plates.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12254
 06.11.2008
Aveovod: Traveling in a placard is just shit. The whole set: the children ate, then crushed into pots, the pots stood right in the car and smelled. After eating it, the children began to scream. Then the people slept, the grandmothers began to sneeze, and the men snorted. Plus, the socks from the shelves hanged and smelled ugly. The feeling is a goods wagon with bombs.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12253
 06.11.2008
Today was a gesture.
and worship. During the weekend, I fought with my parents thoroughly. Let me think I’ll go to work, get distracted from quarrels, and a lot of work. On the way to work along the road I see a banner:
"How is the mood?", 15 meters away from him next "Bad?", another 15 meters later the third "Army service will raise him!", and the real mood just got up immediately +)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12252
 06.11.2008
From a mobile communication forum:
The morning

8:19 (111): The first of us!! to

8:20 (222): The second one!

8:23 (333): The third day! ))))

8:29 (Administration) User posts 111, 222, 333 have been deleted! The reason is fluid.

8:33 (444): Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Now I am the first!!)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12251
 06.11.2008
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Tell me here...
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Why the phone may not work, which failed for six months in the box
WOW :
Charge it
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Oh fuck it!!! to
xxxxxxxxxxx:
You are genius.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The SP (

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12250
 06.11.2008
I go to the subway to work, I sleep, I wake up from wild pain because of the fact that someone has come on my foot, I raise my eyes - a guy stands such a sympathetic, office look and smiles, and I hurt terribly, I naturally wait for him to apologize, he is silent, well, I am all evil I go out at my station, he follows me, catches up and says, "Girl, can you meet you?" I did not find anything to say from such a greed, except that "Young man, are you all okay with your head in general?", turned and went on crumbling and dying of pain, and then he handed me out: "Fuck! I because of you 4 stations excess passed!", I stood straight and cried, and I did not answer anything - there were no words! These are the types of people we meet today.)
I still came to work terribly evil and crude, told my boys - then for a long time they were roaring on me!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12249
 06.11.2008
I think you, like a punk animator, should say hello!
by O_0
Fuck the Nash!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12248
 06.11.2008
(22:09:03) DestroeR: The Russian government is preparing a new program of anti-crisis measures. Russia begins mass production of Ka-52 helicopters "Aligator"
(22:09:28) alexey: ooo))) normal)so keep)
(22:09:58) alexey: I’m even ready to eat less shob they power more helicopters made)
(22:10:04) alexey: and more aircraft and ships, more to restore the fleet need)
(22:10:22) DestroeR: give me a sympathetic girl and I am ready not to eat, but to engage in the production of future pilots ^_^

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12247
 06.11.2008
It is winter when smoking in the entrance is warmer than smoking out the window.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12246
 06.11.2008
HHH
As I know you are best friends again.

WOWU
Not to Ahti. She just comes most often and brings to eat=(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12245
 06.11.2008
I have seen a lot in my life, but when Cheburashka yelled Banzai in the Japanese version of the cartoon of the same name I cried, O_o.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12244
 06.11.2008
She: I think I’m not as important to you as I was before.
She: What will you say?
She :...
What kind of levy?
It is: 25!
She is good to melt.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12243
 06.11.2008
Saturday, 1 November is a working day.
I barely woke up, came to work, I sit dumb doing absolutely no horse, I read a book, lazy on the internet...
After lunch at 2 o’clock, the boss comes into the office:
Did you get an SMS this morning?
- I don't have a battery on the phone of the village... - I begin to convulsively come up with some other excuses (but the battery is really sewed on the phone), I think about "nu fse pistez... something important fucking!"
She quietly approaches me and shows the SMS sent to me: "Sasha, you can not come to work now, rest."

I have rest, shit!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12242
 06.11.2008
from contact.
I want to play in a porn film...what do I need? 21 See also. Is it normal? I can be Santa Claus and my kids love me.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12241
 06.11.2008
The Chinese are not a nation, they are an alternative humanity! xd

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №12240
 06.11.2008
New newspapers at work.
Apparently adapted for Russia))
After the table "Official holidays in Russia" comes the table "Time of breakdown of alcohol in the blood"....

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12239
 06.11.2008
added 2008-10-29 21:41
We are ready for the Third World War! I have all the necessary supplies!! The main thing is that it does not last more than 2 days!

Don’t worry, it will not last more than 2 hours.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12238
 06.11.2008
I work as an admin in Kazan. Early morning application from the accounting office with a clear Tatar accent: "Allelu u na Herok stood up"
I’m trying to understand and I’m asking "what’s up with you?"
The answer killed: "Heroe stood up - the saddle ended". After I got out of the table - killed 30 minutes on explaining what is not: "Herox a Xerox and not sage a toner".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12237
 06.11.2008
In the movie "white noise"... such a frightening moment... music... the noise of the radio... and the voice
Go to...
Where is?? to
Go to...
Where is?? to

From the hall:
Go to the village!! to
The whole room was lying down...after that no one could watch the movie seriously...XD

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12236
 06.11.2008
The province. We were seven, went from the birthday group and decided in the dark park on the benches to sit down, drink beer and breathe the air. The darkness is complete. One went to talk on the phone, his wife called so he asked us to be silent and not to smoke. and silence. All of us have LED headlamps with us because it is unrealistic to walk without light in our cloak. Almost all men under the age of 30, size and body weight are not deleted.

Two hopes go, notice a guy with a glowing cell phone. Go to him. We are sitting. He just finished speaking.
Give me a call and you’re bluffing.
Yes guys, I’m here with my friends, you’ll ask them.
Who are your friends?? to
The miners are fucking fucking!
There are six lamps on the forehead and six healthy cheeks appear in the sight of the hopes.

No one has ever seen such fast runners. The record went...

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