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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2363
 07.03.2008
Boris said that if I have money, I have a flat foot.
yyy: and flat foot, and curved spine, and a bunch of all useful little things)

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №2362
 07.03.2008
Hello, I congratulate you on the International Day of the Flower Speculator!
She said: thank you.
Three different girls.

to obey! It is worth 07.03 to send to start SMS with the word "Happy", not put a single smile and as a result 2 girls said Thank you, one pointed out that the holiday is only tomorrow and only one noticed something and called this holiday fun. Apparently beyond the magical phrase “I congratulate you on International Day...” the girls just can’t read.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №2361
 07.03.2008
He: I love you.

She and I)

I want to go to Pop...

She: Go

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №2360
 07.03.2008
In short the topic is this:

Who is in favor of not giving birth until the housing problem is solved - plus...

And fuck them, not the increase in the population... What do we do with rentable apartments with children or transfer mortgage inheritance?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2359
 07.03.2008
by afx237_v7
How do crows orient underground, where to dig them?

and YELELEO:
They have a good hearing. They hear where the carrots grow.

by afx237_v7
Do they eat carrots?

by batadekko:
Useful for viewing

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2358
 07.03.2008
Prepare for guests. My mother sent me to the store and told me to buy a white one.
I brought a white bottle. It should have been bread. My mom was looking at something...
c) Lipka

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2357
 07.03.2008
by the Minister (18:44:08 5/03/2008)
You are smart ?

by the Minister (18:44:22 5/03/2008)
There is something to cheer for.

by the Minister (18:55:03 5/03/2008)
In the sense of dignity.

by the Minister (18:55:23 5/03/2008)
dignity - in the sense of quality of character and personality properties.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №2356
 07.03.2008
What to give a girl on March 8th?
2nd New package from ABBYY Software! CunniLingvo 12 is Russian Language, English Language, French Language and many other Languages!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2355
 07.03.2008
Part of the review about the phone SonyEricsson W300i from the site helpix.ru:

Are you still using it? If not, why did you break up with him?

We no longer use them. His husband's phone lived not long - in March he drowned him in the same pit, over which he always parks... He was pulled out and dried, badly hit the current a couple of times and no longer lived...

My lived longer - until the end of April. But, apparently, they were bound by closer ties than we thought, and he did not live alone, choosing a strange way to die... The phone slipped out of my hands in the toilet, deciding in death to reunite with the comrade. Looking at the fun bubbles, I breathed down the water after him... Mom was afraid to sit on the toilet for a week. I thought it was "the flow".

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2354
 07.03.2008
The bear is not funny anymore.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2353
 07.03.2008
and Crazh:
to be!
I put water under the pellets.
I wait for the sound while the water boils...hole, the lights are turned off in the kitchen...
I put the pellets...
I wait 15 minutes...
I turn on the light, I approach with a plate to the fireplace with pelletry.
and Voila! I cooked peelings in the border.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2352
 07.03.2008
XXX: I’ll probably die soon.
Why is it so uncertain?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2351
 07.03.2008
John: I put myself two cores, everything is flying now, I work and cast DVDs on the FTP - it doesn't brake :)

Kuzmich: It is cool! I’m still on a core :(

Jurgens: No, Munchausen was also sitting on the same core and was flying perfectly! and :)
Flooding was not bad either. and ;)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2350
 07.03.2008
Men are divided into 2 categories:
1st Without him it is terrible, and with him it is boring.
2nd Without him it is boring, and with him it is scary.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №2349
 07.03.2008
Woody: It takes a programmer to create the utility "Heavy Metal Text Generator") The program will mix the words : fire, blood, pain, death, life, fragment, force, love, exodus, desolate, power, heaven, hell, angel, way, enemy, game, lie, god, devil, slave, light, fog, puncher, battle, sleep, enemy, blow, revenge, misery, fear, power, call, cry, rest, anger, servant, supplication, ashes, pay, throne, spirit, cross, cfreedom, etc.(continue yourself), linking them with adjectives and verbs of a paphosus character Utility will be useful for the beginner group looking for "self"

Obus666: Why so many words? Here in Manowar only a few words consist of all the text: sword, metal, kulak and cuvalda. And yet another joke!! to
From these simple words all metal texts are derived.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №2348
 07.03.2008
VEgo-M: I bought a used notebook and came to the conclusion that with the new notebook comes Vista, and with the used, such a collection of porn is not bad;)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №2347
 07.03.2008
One American magazine conducted a survey of 3,500,000 (!) to find out what foods, vegetables and fruits scare consumers with their appearance (this is the problem of people!) is

The first place (64% of the respondents) took ARBUZ because of the "comoflagic color of the crust, reminiscent of armed conflicts", and in the cut form, the pepper is associated with the mouth of the monster.
The second place was taken by Kinshasa. Here it is simple: few people know what it is, and the unknown always scares.
Close the three most terrifying products of Pelmeni. Approximately one-third of respondents have admitted in this product the ruthless monsters from their nightmares!!!and"


Have you forgotten about the murderers??? The Fucks!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №2346
 07.03.2008
Sour is fucking!! Here a 10-year-old boy went to the electric car and played a theme from Mortal Kombat on a Little Harmony!! I am in Aachen. This is the first time I’ve given money in electricity :)

The milk!! Next time on mobile.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №2345
 07.03.2008
Yesterday I found a portfolio that I wore until the fifth grade... the dried wooden collar found on the bottom was a delicious surprise.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №2344
 07.03.2008
Yea Swarščeg (23:33:05 5/03/2008)
And I also had a saddle, I went to buy a gift to my mom and Vantage, I bought a gift and Vantage finished!It is (

Yai Staz (23:33:18 5/03/2008)
8 March soon

Yai Staz (23:33:27 5/03/2008)
Here they bought.

Yea Swarsteg (23:33:34 5/03/2008)
Those who

Yea Swarsteg (23:33:59 5/03/2008)
with a paratroop, hold a bouquet of vandals))

Yai Staz (23:34:42 5/03/2008)
And that original fire, if I had a girlfriend, I would have given it :D

Yea Swarsteg (23:35:10 5/03/2008)
And what about the anime and the bouquet of vandals?)))

Yai Staz (23:35:25 5/03/2008)
All the fuckers are fucking.

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