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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №6560
 08.06.2008
by Kipa:

I went to a sports university for a manager to study and went to music there, gathering a rock band))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6559
 08.06.2008
XXX is
Well, let’s say so...some babies show sympathy, and some fuck.
YYYY
If a grandmother shows a cock, then it is worth thinking whether she is a grandmother.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6558
 08.06.2008
<xxx> The Big Brother!
<yyy> Hyacinthe

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №6557
 08.06.2008
<Jumpy> Jumpy Men are lucky with physiology... critical to her - uncomfortable, so much trouble! Did you wake up with an excited member on the overwhelming from the morning shoes?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6556
 08.06.2008
Corwin: Ronaldo returned to Real

Shady Flash: Good luck to him

Corwin: £300 per week net

Corwin: It’s $2.5 million a month))

Shady Flash: Shady Flash

Corwin: if it will save then in a year will be able to buy a small house on the ruble.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №6555
 08.06.2008
I love my universe, they give me prizes for a scientific conference, I stand with a smart in my pocket and a buck in my backpack and they give me a calculator.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №6554
 08.06.2008
by Scuco! The Ipanut City. Fuck, only in my city a pedestrian crossing suddenly ends up with a concrete wall :( ((...
and. A minute of silence to my front tooth... but fucking Niipazzo, it’s already over the greed to hang a sign next to the column of the "dentology". Blessed

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №6553
 08.06.2008
C forums vareza.net

1: Every day I run the ASU and I get a message that I am DOLB@Ёb.
And every time this user enters under a new number.
What to do?

2 to believe.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6552
 08.06.2008
Dialogue in the office, meet different people from different corners of the room:

1st month, what is the month? The fifth or sixth?
The second employee is June.
Number one, what number is that?
The third employee is the ninth.
The second employee is September.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №6551
 08.06.2008
HHH
Listen how easy after a good caca on the shoulder, honestly cacao so cacao

WOWU
only according to Freud you have now experienced anal pleasure and you are feeling the craving for...

HHH
And according to Jung, you imagined how this happened to me, if you thought it in a homosexual sense.

WOWU
According to Elkinin, you are stressed because of your inability to change the situation and are out of an adequate perception of reality.
And you missed the sincient period of second childhood, according to Vygotsky

HHH
Plato said that true love can only be between two men, so why should I now believe in all the nonsense?? to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №6550
 08.06.2008
<Scientist>
What kind of quip is this for you? The new?

<Stane>
No, I wash the laundry.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6549
 08.06.2008
SEA: 21:35:39 As the deeds
T-90: 21:35:55 Normal
SEA: 21:37:40I fill out an application for mailboxes for managers How do you think if guys have a password qwerty12
And in girls type 2cbcmrb3h, girls can suspect a bad thing?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №6548
 08.06.2008
Spartakula [Today at 11:19]
I remembered. I have a friend, whose mother is a teacher of Russian, and the expression of calling was punished. I got used to repairing people. And as my father talks on the phone says call it tomorrow, I fix it (at that time I was a student!) You don’t call but you call. He, covering the telephone, issued: “A living for one scholarship or one scholarship?” I had no more questions. Health and happiness to my father.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №6547
 08.06.2008
by Minaeffa:
I stand at the box office in the supermarket, next to me two boys 10 years discuss what would be to buy for the remaining from the shopping a couple of hryvnia. The dialogue:
Buy out your cat "Viscus".
My cat is dead.
Sorry, I did not know. Then buy mine.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6546
 08.06.2008
The Ppc. A cat from the street walked into my window and stumbled in the corner of the room.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №6545
 08.06.2008
A brutal and harsh cat is when you go to the bathroom to wash, and this monster sleeps in the dishwasher, and in order not to wake this monster you go to the kitchen to wash!

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №6544
 08.06.2008
I am the only one on screenshots who likes to see the folded windows and icons on the taskbar?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №6543
 08.06.2008
Mad: Handwriting is when you have a bunch of little stuff on the jeans, and you take them off, fold and throw into the closet or hang on the back of the chair so that all the coins remain in your pockets.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6542
 08.06.2008
Here I go to Contra and Varika, and I will be a respected person at work!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №6541
 08.06.2008
xxx: I have a family of 4 people, three people drive a car... came home, saw that I was solving the tickets for the auto school, hanged on me and let me shout and argue in three throats! Everyone stands and worship - "from this answer! Here is this! This is"

XXX: And they all say wrong... hit! I don’t have time to read the questions... I’m just beginning to read the question, and they’re already in one voice: "Of course the answer is number 2!!and "

I’ll never know the rules... I drive them out of the room, and they say they’re interested in reading the rules too! I tell them: I am not Maxim Galkin and I will not give you unburnt sums! Take it off!"

Here they are back, they have a new tactic: they are now silent and show each other the right answers with their fingers and even ferociously argue with the mimic...

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