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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115840
 08.07.2015
Elena
SolidWorks is hot. Instead of the "Tools" on the button is placed only the "web method"! It does not clean up!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115839
 08.07.2015
Meanwhile in the world:
A baby with a bleeding from the nose went to the veterinarian for help.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115838
 08.07.2015
I said it was shit.
I was told to do.
I did
I was told it was shit.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115837
 08.07.2015
The woman carries a child, the husband earns for all needs.
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The husband, asking for a chip that without him the wife and the child will not survive, begins to melt the leg more and more loudly, the wife begins to jump more and more fun in front of him on the cirls... and then he still leaves, because "she became such an ordinary grandmother after giving birth." It is going to fertilize the next interesting girl and make her a "normal grandmother", and these somehow let go for 25% of his salary. Because without experience of work, she is not going to go anywhere other than as a cashier.

is not. If society refuses to assist women in raising new members of this society, and in return gives in full dependence on husbands, divorce on the initiative of men must be prohibited on the same day, and marital betrayal of husbands must be punished by forced labor with the transfer of their earnings to their children.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115836
 08.07.2015
The Beautiful:

Home girls who are half-country, take me if there are unmarried. I am constantly beaten with some periodicity, say, you sit at home, you do not go anywhere, although it has been discussed repeatedly, and in quarrels, and calmly, and my neighborhood and her desire to go out into the light.
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And just to break up with the outstretched "pile" is not an option, it needs to be taken? As a child, as a child unwise? That the rubbing of the ass would not stop for a moment? A man who.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115835
 08.07.2015
I am reading and protecting. Why are all pregnant? And you, everyone who writes this nonsense here, for a second imagine that your mother, afraid of harassment by employees and bosses, would just take you and not become you, specifically to give birth to you... Think... Some 20-30 years ago, your mother was a stupid ovulator in your own expression...
Z is. After my mother gave birth to me, she remained disabled for the rest of her life. Maybe she shouldn’t have given birth to me either?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115834
 08.07.2015
I’m not an employer, but I have to replace those smart people. The question is not who pays for the hospital, but what specifically I have to work for a pregnant woman. Not only to work for them, but also to fulfill their duties.
that is. I work for myself, for her, and all for one salary.
And then she is like "Oh, well, deduct from the salary," the employer deduces, and she "I am going to the labor inspectorate complaint, you oppress me."
And pleasantly your voice about “...Total three working days a month! What a nightmare!...” Strange mania of greatness, why do you think someone should want to work for you for free for at least an hour?
Why are there so many pregnant women???? to
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Why not address the employer and not the pregnant woman? Isn’t she forcing you to work for yourself? Again, what pregnant women do you have, once you have to work completely for them, when she is absent for a maximum of three days at work? And nothing that any non-pregnant can take three days without maintenance, and, let’s argue, you won’t scream and don’t notice it at all? So no, I don’t understand why it is such a reflection in pregnant women. You are talking about irresponsible divorces that are not necessarily pregnant at the same time. And pregnant women were probably like that before pregnancy.
And you would write, you personally go to the labor inspectorate for being forced to work free of charge. It is your fault, not your pregnancy.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115833
 08.07.2015
to the blunder.

1st Pregnant women are different. My acquaintance employer offered to pay a babysitter for his account - so that the acquaintance quickly got out of the postpartum. Get a comparable value and enjoy it.

2nd Pregnancy objectively interferes with both the quantity and quality of work, and the issue is not in the trips to the doctor. Toxicose, hormonal explosion, the head occupied by another - with such a load of labor records can not be delivered.

Three The state has transferred its social duty to the employer to support pregnant women. They demand a result from the leader and at the same time force the team to drag "a temporary weakened link". This creates ground for conflicts in which everyone has their own truth.

4 is The reason for this... well imagine a team of staff running, in which the coach is obliged to continue to expose the pregnant runner to the stages. And it is hard for her, and others are forced to recover her lost seconds, and the result is still crazy.

5 is Normal people look for a constructive solution and find it. But there are people who believe that they owe them everything, that by coming to work, they have made a great service to the world. Then the shit begins.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115832
 08.07.2015
The new Terminator:
I am all afraid that this movie will be banned for gay propaganda.
WOW : What? Where did you see the geeks? O_O
How about the phrase "You won’t need clothes! I was waiting for you!"
O_O O_O O_O

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115831
 08.07.2015
xxx: Just pulled things out of the dryer, disassembled - all okay, the socks came out a fair number. A couple of minutes later, I found another one near the washing machine - strange I think, as if everything came together, where is the extra?
yyy: it's not you assets with liabilities to reduce - shoes more serious task :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115830
 08.07.2015
Today I went to work on a tram and got into a traffic jamming due to the fact that there was an accident from two cars on the roads. The tram got up, the driver opened the doors and told the microphone that until the drivers understand - the cars will not remove. All lazy began to go out, I went out and I see that one of the participants in the accident - the husband of our chief of personnel department, took her to work. After the accident, the chief caught the trunk and left. When I came to work, she was already in her place and proudly ordered me to write an explanation why I was so late to work.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115829
 08.07.2015
Q: What are you busy with? and :-)

Sherhan12006: The Rain...
The damned vampires decided not to wet in vain and attacked my dry and warm shelter. I run out of my last strength.

Sherhan12006: Crosses and holy water do not work on them, and the only weapon capable of defeating them is in another location.

Alex: You are at work. You are playing there, right?

AlexA: You didn’t take the computer there, the boss put it? How is the game called? I want too!!! to

Sherhan12006: A bloody thriller with elements of horror "I again forgot the Fumitox home".

Sherhan12006: Remove the grid from the window and play for health. :D

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115828
 08.07.2015
Instructor of MCS:
A drowned person is safe for you! This is your companion!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115827
 08.07.2015
With RSDN:



I had a strike axis in my car. I decided to take him home, and so as not to confuse people, I wrapped him in a bag. At the entrance was a guest from the south, the elevator was waiting. When I got in, the bag broke out. I held him over the top but the outline of the machine became visible and he slightly nodded to the floor. Hachik asked, “What do you have there, a gun?” I squeezed the bag, touched the protector through the cloth, and replied, “No, just iron.” The elevator approached, I went in, and I told him, let’s get in. He grit – no, I’m next.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115826
 08.07.2015
A conversation in the park. A small child:
Mother, give the birds bread!
There is no bread.
So let’s spit in them!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115825
 08.07.2015
O my God! Why are you so wicked? Except for relatively young women, no one can give birth. Whether they want it or not, no one can do it except them. Our mothers gave birth and worked, and the women of our generation do the same. While I can focus on my career, my wife is forced to go out for a year in "vacation". Everything she has achieved in years of work before this is now in question. And so with the majority. Do you think women are delighted with this? Why spotting someone during a vacation, seminar, business trip or hospital schedule, and replacing during pregnancy is an occasion to splash with saliva from hatred? What exit do you propose? Pregnancy at your expense? Discharge immediately after fertilization. Or not to give birth, so that no one would have to replace? and offer.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115824
 08.07.2015
I talk once in a sapphire with one of my old friends who lives in Ukraine.
Well, what’s there, periodically washing the bones of politicians, friendship of peoples, etc. I liked the moment:
People have become worse by themselves.
As they were, the people themselves have not changed. Just the atmosphere that mud shattered, this shit and flooded.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №115823
 08.07.2015
Pregnant women go to the doctor twice a month. It does not take a whole day, but a couple of hours. You’re at work for lunch, right? Let her take tests twice a month before visiting the doctor. It takes a lot less than an hour, but we think she is back at work at lunchtime. Let’s say, another half of the day she spends on ultrasound, and half of the day we leave just for the case. Three working days a month! What a nightmare! Remove them from the pregnancy. More is simply not necessary, only with pathologies - but then hospitals are issued, which are paid respectively as hospitals. Where are so many thoughts on pregnant women, employers, etc.?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115822
 08.07.2015
YYY: It was a demo version of a loving wife.
xxx: In your girl version, the bag "consistently ulcerated" is issued for the fit "acute to the tongue"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115821
 08.07.2015
My friend divorced me because, I quote, it was so boring with her. She became such an ordinary grandmother, normal, in general. But it is boring. When I was born, I didn’t take books in my hands. Tagged with" Thus e. He divorced because his wife stopped reading and from an interesting girl turned into a boring, ordinary grandmother.

and to free his wife time, dealing with the housework and the child himself (to honor him by the way), this husband canesh did not guess.

TuscanyA
His wife was lucky enough to get rid of the fool.

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