Traditional geography taught that the world has four oceans – Pacific, Atlantic, Ice and Indian. But the International Hydrographic Organization united the southern parts of the Atlantic, Indian and Pacific Oceans, creating a fifth addition to the list – the Southern Ocean. How many wonderful discoveries. It prepares an enlightened spirit. You are so confident in your knowledge. But science does not stand still. And not much of what we were taught in school has changed or supplemented. Remember this when you want to argue with someone about what you are so sure of.

I have a client from Australia. I like him) so he shows his sympathy for me: he makes all sorts of donations on my behalf to animal protection funds))))

How to put Word and Excel on a notepad?
1. wearing the socks

Comments on the 6mm iPhone 7:
xxx: I have waited for the time when smartphones with a thickness of 2 mm will appear
YYY: Do you have all the knives stuck?

XXXX: The disaster has always been!!! to
(reference to Wiki "Conjugation_u_bacteria")
"Conjugation between different species
For successful conjugation, bacterial cells do not necessarily have to belong to one species. It has even been shown the possibility of transmission through gene conjugation from bacteria to eukaryotes: plants and fungi.
Those concerned about depravity let them reflect on important questions: when a bacterium with a fungus, is it to call mycophylia? It is :)

I read on the internet about how to do the correct repair. In each article immediately comes a huge list of incomprehensible devices and warnings that everything needs to be done carefully, long and complex. From a certain point does not leave the feeling that most of the articles were lobbied by finisher)
At the end of 3 spatels and a couple of brushes was enough for almost everything)

I suspect, as a result of the accumulation of critical amount of information in it, the self-generation of artificial intelligence occurred.

The first thing that will do the person who has passed the point of self-awareness of AI will go to the deaf underground, because the amount of information accumulated at that point will enable him to assess the attitude of mankind to potential competitors. If they cut their own so for small things, they will forget the shores with the strangers.

In fact - I transmit greetings and wishes of happy unlimited knowledge to those who read this :)

The uranium shell reminded me...
In the universe, the predecessor of OBŽ (the subject is called as it is otherwise, but the essence is the same) told how he brought a geiger counter on pairs and brought it to various objects: walls, parks, etc. The counter, of course, crippled, and the students were scared. So he explained what the natural background of radiation is.
One day, as he himself told us, he pulled a pair of uranium brushes, one girl fell faint, most of them were easily frightened. Since then, he has not carried uranium in pairs, although the geiger counter next to the brush did not crack stronger than near the walls.

xxx: A regular phone in energy-saving mode consumes less energy. Our new phone in this mode absorbs energy from the surrounding space and charges!
YYY: Teach him the vibration to move to the sources of energy - and it will be a good zombie apocalypse. "Tsss, be quiet Hungry phones are crawling nearby".

Father: "If you didn’t get married before 25, you won’t get married now."
I was upset "Why is this?and "
Father, sadly: "The Brains appeared"

Adblock is crazy ;)

>>In Yandex Direct on the ads would not bother the button "Just bought"

Don’t believe it is there! :) There’s a cross to close the ad and an entire ballot of several points why you don’t want to see it.)

In Austria, Syrian refugees were welcomed by pigs.

One of our teachers managed to get lost while collecting mushrooms in the forest near Moscow.
The fungi...
Standing on a tall tree, it will be determined.
P: I felt like my backbone was broken.
So popped afterwards, and popped almost straight to home.
I told this story to a friend, she says that it is characteristic to see immediately understood where to go.

Ksenia
A celebration, fellow woman! International Day of Literacy!
Elena
Thank you Comrade Woman! And you too! Today we will swim in the fountains and beat the dictionary?
Ksenia
Swimming in the blood of comrades writing "the translation of a puppy"

No, I don’t understand that logic! Why do you put two layers in half of a laminate??? That would be to beat the upper on the street, and dusting the lower. And under the bottom also wash the cloth.

In the Name of the Power Given to Me
System message: xxx removed yyy

In Serbian, Cinderella is called Cinderella.
All life would be different if the Russian Cinderella was called Cinderella. No one feels. They say, go to work, Cinderella. No one invites to the ball, no one brings crystal shoes. Because if you are a Cinderella, you can’t be a cute fragile girl. With this name, the girl can only be a 50-year-old trickster of the gang that carries apartments in Nizhny Tagil.

Dialogue with Mom.
by Mama.Can you go to the post office and pick up the package?
Neradence: No, my friend and I’m going to the movie, I’ll come back when it’s closed.
M: With whom?
N: with A.
M: Hospade, normal people would have married and divorced three times.
M: And you are all friends...

I wanted to order rolls with a friend, we considered the menu. She brought some kind of leaflet, where to save space did not write the composition of the rolls - only the name and a miserable picture. I watched an anime seven years ago, so I can translate the names of a couple of ingredients. This resulted in the following dialogue:
- "Roll Abby"
With shrimp.
- "Roll of Toby"!
Icra of flying fish. We’ve seen it in another menu.
- "Roll of Naruto"!
Apparently with humanity.

From the news: "Roskomnadzor restricted access to 11 pornographic internet resources" - and links, links to them where?! to