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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2409
 09.03.2008
Gunslinger
Parachute, in general, in the plans for the summer.

Gunslinger
and five jumping

by Elvin
Why exactly five?

Gunslinger
I don’t have any more clean pants.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2408
 09.03.2008
When the home phone rings, I always force my niece (3 years) to say that I am not there. Some acquaintances begin to get through this, and the current is such a dialogue.
The phone call. I scream to the tribe: Tell me that I am not.
She takes the phone:
and alo.
Call the smoke.
There is no smoke.
Not exactly? It is suspicious)
The tribe turned to me:
Do you really not?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2407
 09.03.2008
by 455562073
Request for Authorization
Do you want money?? to

sard
I want
But you go on, for the case.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2406
 09.03.2008
1st You know what breaks the protection of PussyForce 294 x86.
2nd What?
1st Alcohol at 40 degrees

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2405
 09.03.2008
Goody :
Stacey, you have to go!
I’m sitting on the net, can you imagine? Cable is not connected.)
I’m in panic running to the woods (with thoughts, I cut off again, shit!) I run out to the forest I see two guys who cut my cable so accurately.)
I run on them with the scream "Suki!"what to kill...They scream from me and scream something in the footsteps. Only then did I catch that they shouted "We are installers".

I forgot to cancel the repair request. They think I still have a broken grid and disrupted that piece of wires that we and you did on Friday.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №2404
 09.03.2008
I know I’m wrong with BOR readers, but I think it’ll be forgiving.

I love a girl who is very busy studying and can’t find time for me. I love her very much. I will do a lot for her. Please make sure that she and the whole RUNET know about it. Her name is Nastya. She lives in the city of Bratsk. Studying at CB.

Natasha my love. I love you the most in the world! I need your warmth, I want to be your meaning! You bring light and joy to my life. I cannot without you. You are my everything!
The cat is forever yours.
— — —
If you want to tell me who I am and what you think of me, you are here: 490526839. And I apologize for the string line :-) Press on plus - I will be grateful!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2403
 09.03.2008
033: fucking... fucking google.. I can't find photos of the penguin hail =(

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2402
 09.03.2008
March 8th to you, dear women! From the entire male part of the readers of Basha!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2401
 09.03.2008
I’m in the subway today, in the hands of 25 tulips. There are almost no people on the platform, there is a guy with a girl. The guy sees me first, instantly embraces the girl and gently unfolds her so that I don’t get into her sight.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2400
 09.03.2008
There is the first song: Good traveler enter the glorious city of Baghdad, you will not believe your eyes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №2399
 09.03.2008
by admin (3:01 PM):
All the ladies with the coming holiday!!! to
As a gift for today opened the website
by admin (3:01 PM):
The first 10 guests will receive a discount.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №2398
 09.03.2008
She is:
How is your temperature? Is it all holding?

He is:
About 37 today
Average level lower than yesterday.

She is:
Soon it will be a maid.

He is:
The main thing is not the room.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №2397
 09.03.2008
YoXL: There were yesterday's newspapers, and now there is yesterday's tower

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2396
 09.03.2008
I work as a psychiatrist at the "ambulance". They give us a call, take a control card, read and begin to quietly slide down the wall.
Reason for calling: the nest

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2395
 09.03.2008
Literary classics were created by "bird tools": feathers and

The wings of inspiration – in the age of progress, literature needs to be created

have a computer keyboard and a flyer to determine the direction of the wind

and success.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №2394
 09.03.2008
I work in a construction company, head of the advertising department. Today on

my mailbox sends a letter from LLC IMKO, with the topic: congratulations

8 March from RG IMKO... text of the letter - Dear Vadim Sergeevich!

The Advertising Group "Image-Consulting" Congratulates You with the Coming

Celebration of March 8th!



In the appendix a postcard with a letter:



Success at work! Friends are only friends.

The weather is pleasant! Gifts are only needed.

Ghosts are exclusive. Flowers every day.

Let the people breathe after you, “Queen!”



Oh, if at all

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2393
 09.03.2008
In connection with the purchase of the control package "AutoVAZA" by the company "Reno" new

The vehicle of the joint venture will be named "Avno". conducted

Negotiations on the purchase of Gaz and Holding.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №2392
 09.03.2008
Nastusha
How do I put a ball in the square?

§ †_r@ -geR
And the ball can be put only when you are happy or your birthday!! to

Nastusha
How to be happy?

§ †_r@ -geR
I don’t know how to sleep.)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №2391
 09.03.2008
I kissed a girl, her lips were painted with a mask, so it turned out that I was very worn out with a mask, now if I am kissing a gentleman today he will think that I am a pedicure.

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