Reconstructors, Tolkienists... My neighbor makes stone-age tools using stone-age technology – this is where hardcor.

I decided to code. I went to a drug dispenser. I was not accepted. They said, “It smells like you.”

How to love a guy at work when there is a husband and a child?
Advice from the user: If everything was well in the family, then I didn't think about this guy. If the family is more expensive, then do so-gather the kidneys of the rebar, cut three hairs out of your nose, a couple of his hairs, the husband's hairs, pick up 3 liters of your urine, and exactly at midnight start to cook all this. When you swallow all this to the cockroaches in the toilet, no advice will help if it is scratched.

I love browsing websites with recipes. I am looking for new. I find the recipe "Solanka in Siberian, with mushrooms". Among the ingredients are olives and lemon..Since I studied geography, apparently a lot has happened.

How is your girlfriend you met on the net?
YYY: Yes, she is blocked on social networks! Everything is gathering! It is some kind of shit!! And asks everyone to repost every shit.
xxx: Well yeah) Laikofila and repostitutka )))

XHH: Ignoring yourself, Vladimir Vladimirovich, and not suffocating your skirpace!? to
ууу: we wait for the phrases from "Kin-dza-dza!" - " A violinist is not needed, native. It’s just excess fuel eats"

VVV: Shash killed simply
vvv: "We are looking for players for a cottage role-playing game based on Sailor Moon and other fighters requires players for the following roles..."
vvv: I would never have thought that Seymour Moon was a militant.
VVV: But here you are...

You have idiots clients.

You won’t believe, but yes.
And that is good! The consumer must possess this invaluable quality.
Otherwise, we would have been mastering new planets for 50 years instead of inventing even more washable pads, a thicker dishwasher, and even more absorbing pads.

A priest beat a businessman with a cross for a parking spot in the center of Novosibirsk.

The cold writes a lecture, asking for the bill.

It is cold, hello. Can I go with a pair tomorrow? Make an account.
Wouldn’t it go without a bouquet? I am not one of them, and they will not understand.
It is cold, sorry. Android has corrected the message. I mean the runner. I am sorry.
Prepod: No, like the 21st century, tolerance, all things. Don’t be ashamed of your beliefs, etc. Take the runner.

xxx: on the weekend put forward drivers-2
XXX I go fucking.
xxx: by fucking fucker with advertisement 1c
XXX: He threw her out in the quilt.
XXX: and she took and failed through the earth
XXX: Under the text
YYY: This is the turn.
xxx: from 1c nothing good was to be expected in 2001

[9:49:40] Kira Zorghe: The Morning
[9:58:21] systemshock: Huskies vibrate through the anus to make friends with relatives
Kira Zorg: I have to try it too
[10:00:33] Kira Zorge: the monastery of friends will finally get it

I sit down, drink tea, talk to a girl.
D: Go and we will embrace you.
I: You don’t see, I drink tea.
D: You don’t love me.
I: Sunnychko, I am one-love, now I love tea, here I will end with it and I will love you again!

Leff: The chemist’s deformation: “identification with ethanol” (in fact, it’s a psychology article and it’s about identification with the standard).

lately somehow does not stick with personal life - fans perform each other cleaner.
I send a picture to a friend with the text: "I love to eat salty fish, but I don't want to shake my hands, so I ask my mom to clean it and put it in my mouth, and in exchange she makes me knock in my palms and make sounds like a trumpet. Vitaly, 32 years"
A friend asks: have you found a new man? 😉
Not in the face, but in the eye.

When I get into hell, I’ll be in the elevator forever with a colleague we’ve known for a long time, but we have nothing to talk about. We’re going to be standing in uncomfortable silence, and I’m going to look at the phone every 30 seconds and wait for it to end.

The story that happened to me last summer:

They began to call me on a mobile phone from a bank of a famous and collectors of all kinds in their name asked for a woman I never knew.

On the request to call Vera Nikolayevna, I said that she was on the phone. After a while, they asked why the voice of a man?

I was talking about changing gender, getting new documents and everything to escape from them. In 90% of cases, the collectors continued to talk to me, like Vera Nikolaevna, presenting their claims.)

They were told a lot of interesting stories, which the collectors carefully checked. In particular:

She was the first sniper in Donbas.

It was crashed by a Proton missile.

Camel pastures on the Sinai Peninsula by a wealthy Arab lover

- Repeatedly fell into various accidents with severe consequences and requested to borrow a little money for treatment.

She offered her liver to employees of the VTB Bank who suffered from alcoholism for repayment of debt.

And a lot more... As strange as all versions were checked by collectors and then I was told about their unreliability :)

The last call was from a polite woman, the head of the recovery department, with the question – why am I constantly making up everything? What I asked her - Why do they call me, because I have never been acquainted with Vera Nikolaevna, about which I spoke many times?

This call was the last.

P.S I miss you VTB))), indeed, sometimes you raised my mood for the whole day.

A resident of the... region has been sentenced by the court to 22 years in a strict regime colony for double murder and attempted murder, reports the regional department of the Investigative Committee at the Prosecutor’s Office.

The man met the Gypsies, who offered him to guess. He agreed, and he was predicted that he would soon be awaited by a "cashhouse", which means imprisonment.

The man got a knife and threw himself on the puzzle, as he thought that if he killed them, the prediction will not come true, reports "Agency of information messages".

Akai Ran: A secret mode is when even a spider living on the object is snoring.
Akai Ran: Not to get upset.

Poroshenko proposed to introduce visas for citizens of the Netherlands".

The Dutch will not survive such a blow in the back. Thousands of Dutch gastarbayers will have to return to their native Amsterdam from the fields and buildings of Zhytomyr, Poltava and Lviv.