Recon66: Today, at five, I looked into a container of eggs, from the “healthy farm,” all of it was covered with chickens, i.e. I did not wash the eggs. Is this obviously to emphasize the naturality of the product?

There is a belief that when washing eggs together with dirt, a protective layer that is invisible to the eye is washed, protecting eggs from getting infections from the surface inside (the shell itself is actually very porous - to ensure oxygen exchange during the development of the embryo). Therefore, washing eggs is recommended immediately before cooking, not two weeks before.

If the dressing rooms were to be dressed, they would be called dressing rooms.

Worked in a tech support, once went into the office to the boss without knocking. The company was small, so it wasn’t considered a memeton. He stood in a very spicy situation: the boss sits, with a blessed smile on his face, and the columns spread "The work is done, master!", "It will be done, boss!" and all of this kind. Warcraft 2 I have never seen such a happy expression in his face.

That is, even if I know they have the evening – I write ‘good morning’ if we have the morning. In a sense, I just tell you that we have a good morning.

Here I know what is happening there in your educated circles, but if a person says good morning, he does not report that he, such a cool, morning was good, but wishes a good morning to the interlocutor.
And the interlocutor can read the letter in the morning, in the day and at night. Even in the evening.

I, for example, eat sausages with a great appetite when I read how the hobbies ate in the basement. True, they ate little, the road was heavy and the food was not taken, but it did not matter.

Don’t think about reading Max Frey’s Echo Chronicles: Not bad, in general, fantasy will make you burst out of eating (the same sausage, for example).

"Remains of wine can be frozen..."

Oh my God, what are the remnants? What unnecessary advice?

I dreamed today that I had no money.
Oh no, I did not dream.

They came up with a problem: they wished them a good morning. Think of Peppi the Long Sleeve.

“I wish you happiness and a happy Easter,” she said when she saw Tommy and Annika.
“Easter has long passed,” said Tommy.
“Of course,” Peppi agreed, “and you keep my wishes for the next year.

XXX by Manson? by Fu! How can you listen to the song of a man who removed his ribs to suck in?
Doctors are all. There is no need to remove the ribs to reach.

Being naked in the dressing room is not a lack of education and morality. Lack of education and morality - to look at people in the dressing room, using the dressing room as intended, and also to rumble that other people's ass is not aesthetic enough.

In general, it seems that when selling a subscription to the pool, you should not only require a certificate of the absence of worms, but also a mandatory check with a psychiatrist. In other words, the mentally traumatized children of the companions have grown up, and they will soon realize that people in the pool themselves dare to be in swimsuits, rather than in long shirts.

Dasha, I love you!
Well, you love me fat, so I relax and don’t lose weight.
I don’t love you because you’re fat.
Well, I knew that...

“I think that’s a shape of shame,” Mother Vetrovsk replied. Not everyone can see your feet.
Who will see them? The nurse was surprised. They are covered with material.
“Yes, but anyone can see where her legs are,” said Mother Vetrovsk.
It is stupid. It’s just like saying that under the clothes everyone is naked, Magrat said.
- You will not tell me about it personally, - calmly pared the mother. I have three cocktails.
(c) the

I read Yandex.news of the city N:
1st In the universes of the city N again found corrupt products
2nd Stas Mikhailov returned to N
...

I, of course, don’t want to say that ‘my milk has shed because my neighbor is a witch,’ but a couple of exorcists at the concert obviously won’t bother – in any case.

We need to add another law to Murphy's laws.
The elevator often breaks not when you have to go down, but when you have to go up.
In addition, the number of floor you need is directly proportional to the degree of your fatigue and the weight of the bags you have in your hands.

Couples in graduate school are still amazing. Come to the seminar, the teacher says: life is suffering, people are angry, everything is meaningless - challenge.
We are like this: well, in general, what to argue here, we agree with everything. We all scored the highest point and we split up.

Something about the difficulties of translation into Russian: it was in the 199th year at the height of popular love for Mexican series.

For "TV-6" they sounded "The Secret of a Tropical Girl", where there were two twins with quite common for the Spanish language named Ruth and Rachel.

2836 of the series. Rachel is back home. Their parents came to visit with their sister; therefore, entering the house, Rachel asks the maid:
Where are Mom and Dad?
The answer:
They are from Ruth.

Pause on "Laugh" The selection of options begins: - together with Ruth - in the room with Ruth...

After half an hour of hysteria, a winning option was found: "They have Ruth in the room." The option was approved, although everyone heard "They will die in the room"…

It was also fun with Rachel….

xxx: I think how to name a program for monitoring the working hours of employees.
xxx: Only JESUS – Integrated Employee Management Information System comes to mind
yyy : ))))
xxx: "Jesus writes that you were late for an hour yesterday"
Yyy: Pray for it! )
Fuck, I’ll be fired if I do it. :)
yyy: Postal bulletin, let letters come from Jesus )))
XXX: Exactly fired, we have the director Orthodox.

to this:

Two police officers are going on the crossing, and behind them the bomber is wrapping and swinging: "Well, take me, because it's cold, guys, how cold it is here!"

But that’s blushing... no, it’s never funny.
For example, I just "live" scratched.

The xxx:
I am a careless angel.
I am flying far away
People who have bikes
The brake pedal?

HR: Colleagues, the candidate Ivanov Ivan is free English. Can we apply his knowledge to the project?
Team Leader: Yes, the code will be written in English