Just killed a new advertisement "Growths", where a father playfully asks his son:

How old are we?
Thirty five! I am five, and you, Dad, thirty.
......
My mom is twenty!
Tess, that is a secret.

Of course, the secret is, if the mother is twenty and the son five, it means that the 24-year-old father stumbled on the future mother when she was 14.

Old Proverbs and Proverbs for a New Way:

A good fool, 2k

7 Admin server with no ping

I know the bot whose box is sleeping.

Seven times debauch, once compil.

Not to ruin the code.

How many programmers do not drink, and he looks at everything in the code

Users on vacation - admin is easier

You won’t get the bugs out of the code.

You love to argue, love and ignore.

Do not run into the network.

from the world by the bit, the program

admin - go to the system.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Today is the day of honesty, so you can ask me a question, but only one! I promise to answer honestly!
and ZZZ:
Would you fuck a sheep if you were a sheep?
The xxx:
Fucking
The xxx:
So unfairly

Z: Fuck, I have a programmer sitting in front of me, walking in a shirt, in leather pants, a bandana and with a backpack King and Shut, constantly sitting in my headphones and listening to Britney Spears.

It turns out that the mayor of Istanbul is named Kadir Topbas, a guy, probably, a thief.

Would you like to live a million years?
YYY – All or more?

XHHH: Fuck I am for you refereat shen nihuya didn't protect X(
Would you say: Hui? I am that
I asked you yesterday how Ivanov’s initials were, what did you tell me?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That’s fucking fucking, I wrote it!! His name is Igor Vladimirovich.

<KreK> a breakthrough happens when you wake up with the thought, "poch, I am late, I will sleep". It turns out that you’re already in the subway and you’re going to work ((

yyy (00:30:09 )
Why do you not sleep

xxx (00:30:13 )
by LEN

Together with group members:
I - Chat at this session I got 13 tickets on computer science and economics.
The wolf is 19 years old.
I am a fool, and I am a fool.

Thanks to admin Bash for the simple interface. Today at work, the boss put me as an example for having worked with documents all day :)

<She> watched the anime that you downloaded:"The girl fox".So, I’ll kill you, boatman!
<He>?!!!!! to
<She> you said, finished, that this is a cute childhood tale
<He> and
<She> but who has told me that there is a girl and she is lost and will be sought, screaming her name loudly?! to
<She> And her name is rare-Joby.
<He> ))))
<She> What are you trying to do?The grandmother came just when the boy was looking for this girl in the forest.
<She> felt so looking, suffered, loudly oral: "Jobby!Jobby!and "

He is:
Get married to me?
She says, “I will have to be a fucker with you, a burst to cook and to give birth to children.”:D
He: In a woman...

The curriculum on the pair of physics slides down to mention the law of Kirchhoff passed in the first semester. Suits to me:
How is it written? (Naturally the formula of the law itself).
I didn’t stand up (slowly, clearly, by slogans):
The King of Kirchhoff.

I suspect he won’t forgive me ? ?

I have a brother, 1st class. Recently I read my brother English tales, the tale was called Nothing-Nothing, I read there the following:
At first, the giant’s daughter did not know how to help her sweetheart. I thought, I finally came up with it: I cut off my fingers on my hands and feet and made stairs of them. Nothing-Nothing climbed on a tree and pulled the eggs out of the nest.

This is the gesture my mother read to me as a child, maybe that’s why I’m?! to

today at work found a file called "members of accepted employees checked.xls"
and then: "verified members of dismissed employees.xls"
And behind this compass was a girl who will leave the decree next week.

<Remedlet> I had such a nightmare
<Remedlet> I was hydrogen, and I have 4 energy levels O_O
<Remedlet> awakened in the sweat
<Remedlet> is still shaking

Admin of Basha!

Please provide the option of filtering quotes by moderator. Not everyone has a normal sense of humor.

Whoever agrees, add up.

Post Fact

I: I have a small problem: the last 2 weeks I went to bed at 4 - 5 in the morning, how damn to get myself to sleep now? cut myself up until half nine))))

Friend: Yes, the couch is just on the wall. on it you run, on the wall and a quiet night)))) Mom will come to see what happened, and you sleep and as if not at business))

I talked to a fellow student of ASK.

I: make me a mine :)
She: Can you still suck?

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