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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1896
 21.02.2008
C4
Politech = Lochotron

C4
I struck the cowboy.

C4
Unreversible journey

C4
One day, he randomly connected all the instruments to all the labs and looked melancholy at the oscillograph, expecting that soon everything would fuck.

C4
Prepod approached, pointed to the scheme, thought and said that the modulation hoped to change from 50 to 90, and left.


C4
I realized it was shit.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1895
 21.02.2008
KirKir: our HR department is crazy, they are all trying to get out on classmates and a hot picture of them "Working slaves" and a link to the company’s website :)

Put a script.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1894
 21.02.2008
News on mayl.ru burns:
Per Steve Jobs should think about whether it makes sense to bring official iPhones to the Chinese. In other words, you should show them some new products.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1893
 21.02.2008
A acquaintance sent:
Until early in the morning, I picked up the cards. Cooler than Hoys company was just Zabultron :) call them something. to work arrangement. As the people will roar. You call the client: Hi, this is Zabultron you worry :)))

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1892
 21.02.2008
From the dating site...

I am married. I have a small child. I’m not looking for sponsors and I don’t want to be a prisoner. I am not going to divorce and I love my husband. I am not going to betray. I just want to get what my husband-computer did not give me in my life: dates, movies, romance, compliments, and so on. I don’t know if there is such a romantic. Let the announcement live.

And so she would write, "I need a loch that will pour a bubble on me, listen to my caprices, wash my jacket from my spots, and then I will go to give my husband while you bite my elbows."
Why are you so predictable?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1891
 21.02.2008
We were told at Religious Studies that Madonna could not accept Kabbalah because it is a branch of Judaism to which only 40-year-old men who have a family and raised children can apply.
<Bashcar> You are brutally attacked by Bali, family and children and there is Kabbalah :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1890
 21.02.2008
Chel works as a consultant in an active leisure shop. Customers are usually uncles under 30 with thick wallets. On the website of the office in contacts hangs his aska. In asske constantly weighs the status: Fucking there is no rest - one of them, the other.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1889
 21.02.2008
Floyd (23:39:21 12/02/2008)
I have seen in the dictionary the definition of the word "adultery".
br_wildead (23:39:30 12/02/2008)
and y.
br_wildead (23:39:34 12/02/2008)
Is that how you teach theory?
Floyd (23:39:49 12/02/2008)
) ) )
br_wildead (23:42:37 12/02/2008)
For every adultery there is adultery.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1888
 21.02.2008
Bubafuz: How the homeland of Alice is called, I forgot...

Tagged with: Ayahuasca

Bubafuz: You knew it!

Boroda: Ayacho, a village on Corsica

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1887
 21.02.2008
Do not be afraid, and the blood of a virgin will be shed on your plate.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1886
 21.02.2008
The real story:
The man was struck with mushrooms by some, and then saw the mushroom god. Once I went, I saw the hell with the ballayas!!! He thinks what to do to let go. He thinks I’ll go to the bathroom and let go! Sitting, water gathers, it does not let go. And the devils with the ballayas are jumping in the bathroom!!! Cold water gave, cold, the freeze itself was already frozen, then they disappeared. Thanks to God, I let go. Shut off the cold. I stumbled. He opens his eyes, the devils with the ballayas jump in the bathroom, but already in the telogreeks!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1885
 21.02.2008
1111: haha)) here are the ones on the topic of the gopar ksta)))this is the ppc..)))I have a classmate like this, as well as everything like nauda black adidas sports suit with three white strips on the sides is always tied and capo) the first couple we sat all through the stream, then at our group seminar, after the seminar I see him in the corridor in exactly the same costume of the dark blue color. I’m asking you, and I’m asking you, you’re dressed differently, or not?“", and he was "blah, and after the fixture the dress was..."))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1884
 21.02.2008
Sh.mErTwEzzz
I work in a factory, I came across an advertisement:
"Tour trip by bus to Kazan
Cost of travel:
1800 - Adult
1600 - children up to 15 years
1200 - children up to 1m 20cm"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1883
 21.02.2008
In my opinion, the most useless thing is the DoS attack on the site torrents.ru : no one will notice.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1882
 21.02.2008
Tolian (12:44:17 18/02/2008)
That is true!! They wanted to drive my car on Saturday, but they didn’t.

RoRs (12:44:25 18/02/2008)
and Hui!

Toluen (12:45:03 18/02/2008)
I am so proud that she needs me. I will sell.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №1881
 21.02.2008
The xxx :
The city resident in a trolleybus is guarded by 3 dangers:
A grandmother coming out of a trolleybus. in a few minutes to overcome 3 stairs leading from the cabin to the stop, blocking the exit of other passengers
A grandmother entering a trolleybus. Such a grandmother starts its movement immediately after opening the door. She is deeply bothered that she is trying to get out the floor of the trolleybus. Until she enters, no living creature will leave the salon.
3) The worst thing. Two grandmothers, one of whom enters the trolleybus and the other goes out. In the picture of their confrontation there is something apocalyptic, they are like two giant excavators trying to push each other.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1880
 21.02.2008
It happens that we can’t be friends. You are the kind of person I would like to have completely!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1879
 21.02.2008
Melioro: Fuck, I read in my art history book: Durer painted Eve naked. long been wrapped.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1878
 21.02.2008
On the last day of the 2008 World Cup in biathlon, the women’s national team of Russia in the squad took the fourth place, using 8 additional ammunition and one additional rifle.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1877
 21.02.2008
Japanese companies come to us. Therefore, everyone was told to clean up and all men to be at work in costumes. And since we have a manufacturing company of microelectronic devices, the most funny thing came out in the installation department.

Our mantaches are so tough that they spat planar plates in smokings.

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