A: I want to be a dumb coder, who is given on paper everything that needs to be fixed, and he codes without getting into physics, chemistry, and so on.
a:I don’t even Google offers "how to find a husband", although I was looking for molar concentration))

Sitting with a friend of observers at the elections, putting sticks, type of jump a person voted... comes a aunt, 404 sticks... well and as a result - in the lists she was not found... rubbed

hhh: it turns out that manta can be soaked O_O
You can’t shower, but you can shower.

Wow, I read something like that. If it had been done differently before, it could not have been. And now, when the injection is subcutaneous, you can
This wholesome myth originated in the 1970s, when in the USSR instead of a subcutaneous Mantou, a peer-to-peer test was placed in Pirke, which really could not be wet.
Pirke's sample was applied to the skin, pre-ridden with a special tool. After that, a solution of tuberculin was dropped on the child's hand. The result of the test could be known after 2-3 days, focusing on the amount of swelling at the site of the incision. The same children who inadvertently accidentally washed the allergen had to come to the doctor again.

In general (
I feel stupid.
The nurse at school said.

WOW: Everyone said that.
In all schools

How I spent my childhood (

See also: UGU And the eggs don’t wear mushrooms on the needles :’(

About heredity :
His mom and dad look at me and say - said, you, Tanyusha, we are very nice, it is only a pity that you wear glasses, the inheritance of future grandchildren will be bad!

My aunt, who gave birth to two elders from an alcoholic bully and a hooligan, and the younger from an alcoholic quiet, once, when her grandchildren were teenagers, stated that she had somehow missed the children, but to the grandchildren she would choose the bride herself, so that her inheritance would not be ruined.

And about Petrovich:

Maybe we’ll break a little more? I am now without pants.
— Fuck, Petrovich, get up, the calf in the teeth and run! The highway broke!

Be patient in life and after death you will be rewarded.
- Fuck, Petrovich, sheep, wash your feet and go!

I will not go anywhere! I have nothing to wear!
Fuck Petrovich, fuck me! Kirzachi drunk, now at least in the trance of the trap!

Could we do three today?
Petrovich, there are five fires. Which three? Call the entire brigade.

Baby, are you not growing up yet or are you already shaving so smoothly?
“Petrovich, you’re upset, don’t touch my baldness!

Which clothes do you like more?
– Listen, Petrovich, let me cheer, the main thing is that the crane does not flow!

How can I better shave my legs?
— Fuck, Petrovich, this is a goose, it’s beaten up!

Maybe we should think about marriage?
Fuck Petrovich, it’s time! Every fifth detail is broken!

You have salty mushrooms, did you cry?
- Fuck, Petrovich, are you eating a sponge? I wiped her out of the table!

In one semi-accidental company even more accidentally fell on the tail of the housewife's neighbor shared the impressions of a trip to Turkey. After "Wow!", "Crute!", and the other outcry of Ellochka-human-eaters followed this statement: "And my neighbor had, you can imagine, a simple cranewoman!" And it was such an unfailing surprise in her voice that a simple cranewoman said (how did she dare at all?!) I went to rest in Turkey.
Almost forgotten, the storyteller was a barber. Probably complicated...

Talk to a neighbor in the room (the second neighbor is sleeping):
I: So tell me, why is the Orthodox priest PM behind the mushroom?
Neighbor No. 1: Well I don’t even know, maybe B-G does not protect him?
Neighbor No. 2: Do you wake up? The magic shield does not block physical damage.

Grapefruit improves memory. But I eat it, I eat it, and the memory is not added.
You are eating flashes!

There are two kinds of charisma: (1) mind plus good school, (2) stupidity plus rare enthusiasm.

A friend acquired somehow on the occasion of a puffy feeding piece, which eventually turned into a luxurious British smooth-haired beauty. In connection with the fact that he lives in a country house, the cat all the rights and freedoms granted to him by the Constitution of the Russian Federation. In the morning, waking up, swallowed and waved, washed and had a tight breakfast, the beast was vigorously moving away on his own, he was only conducted affairs and all day walked unclear where.
He announced only in the evening to realize his right to eat, to lie on the master's couch and generously allow to scratch behind his ear. One day, a friend decided to pursue a pet, in order to be aware of how he spends his working day, enjoying the right to freedom of movement. And here’s what eventually turned out: this offspring of her Majesty’s subjects went to his neighbors, where he had his dish, his bowl, and a house with a mattress. He was fed there, chested, played with him and, moreover, he had his own name there, which he, by mood, even sometimes responded to. But the most interesting thing was that these cute people planned to take the cat to the veterinarian for castration in the coming weekend, so that he did not hide where the hell knows at night.

What will happen first: the victory of democracy in Syria or the Sharia law in Paris?

We went to the river to rest constantly, with a bottle. There are tables, shops, and everything is fine.
There are many Burunduk, and they are not only not afraid of people, but also run on their hands and ask for seeds.
X: They caught one and for the sake of the Hohma hanged him on the neck a medal from a bottle of "Green Mark", laughed and let go.
XHH: In two weeks, we came there to bump.
Oh, old acquaintance coming out, with our medal!
And two others with exactly the same medals.

Dear experts! We urgently need your help!
Situation: I am quite a strong and independent woman, and so that no one doubts about this, I have two cats, soon planning a third. But the problem is that I have a husband and children from somewhere. What am I doing wrong?! Please help!

DarthNuts: Oh, I was dressed yesterday
See also: he :)
He dressed up.
Zell: I have basks from Natalie now bought in Iowa
This is the %).

I am in the army.
Mom (M) tells about the 1st of September in the younger brother (B) first-class:
B: You
She said that
She recorded me in
The best school.
Well...
M: Maybe it is
Not the best, but
In one of the best. A is
Has someone told you something?
B: Not alone
I saw there.
Table is written
"School of the Year"

Sisadmin 1: called from the warehouse, they say that they have xerox showing a sandstone and a pyramid.
Siddhartha: This is elementary! He wants to Egypt.

Chat after a programming day

xxx: Fuck, guys, how to repair a dog, it seems to have broken, it has been walking 2 hours and sneezing every couple of minutes and it seems that I broke it, I smooked it before that.
Is the dog cuddled?
Zzzz: Did you smooth her in the nose?
XXX: No, we don’t have a cocktail. No, not in the nose, in the office, on the head and back.
zzz: Okay, let’s skip the fact that you have a dog walking around the office... And you’re sure you don’t have a coke?
YYY: no more
Zzz: Or maybe it’s broken from your bark?
xxx: Oh, the option, maybe it's really a cowboy, well, or the cox was and the dogs are not any...

from the dating site.

At the age of 29 took the responsible decision to get a professional education of a philosopher :) learned all the tickets and did not go to the exam, because everything is ruined.

The child is watching TV.
Mom: Daughter, this is not quite suitable for your age and film understanding.
What should I turn on then?
The head...

When my third was less than a year old, I went to the dentist twice a week, recorded for two hours in a row to get it done faster.
So, within five minutes from the beginning of the "session" I fell asleep with a sweet sleep :D with the mouth open, in which the teeth are treated :P
Aha
For the first time the dogs also decided that it was the magical power of their analgesic, they woke up. :D
I didn’t sleep, I woke up at the end of the session.

I also slept with the dentist, but for another reason: the doctor is great, not hurt, everything is careful and even gentle, and very polite. The doctor has moved. I do not like the new one. Everything is fast, efficient, but quality. The soul is lacking.

ZZZ: Students still sleep well, not only mothers. Wink: I slept standing in the subway while I was studying. When I fell asleep, my bag fell out of my hands. They slept well on duty. I slept for 5 hours on wheelchairs that moved away from the slightest movement. I managed not to move.
And one day I fell asleep when an older man, who was 1.5 years old, slipped on me. I get upset because I slept. I know I slept a long time. Suddenly I see a man in the window. 2 the floor. The house was painted. And the baby watched for 40 minutes for the uncle. :D