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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №1737
 16.02.2008
When a familiar web programmer asks for the address of a porn site to "go and see how the pages are made there", that’s okay.
The pirate begins when he goes there and REALLY sees how the pages are made there.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1736
 16.02.2008
xxxx, today our statistics burned off:
We live in the 21st century, technology is moving forward... so instead of just giving you the technique I brought it to the DISKET!!and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1735
 16.02.2008
Stupid quotes?
Fucked schoolchildren, blondes, ahhtungas and other crows?
"Thanks to you"!
I suggest: to each quote attribute the ip from which it was sent, well, or immediately twist the button "popping". I think a couple of thousands of pings from a couple of thousands of readers will cool the dust of the senders of stupid quotes.
“Today you send a whore to the tower, and tomorrow you will sell your homeland!” – “Ten torments of hell to fools!”

The AP!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1734
 16.02.2008
Shouldn’t we push all the plugs?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1733
 16.02.2008
kesh (17:02:10 11/02/2008)
Isn’t it Friday today?? to

Shkuric (17:02:35 11/02/2008)
No people on Monday.

kesh (17:03:23 11/02/2008)
blue blue blue

Shkuric (17:03:35 11/02/2008)
I am about the same!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1732
 16.02.2008
How did you meet Lena?
Greezly: first in the vove through personal messages o_O I played a dwarf and she was found an elephant, she helped me in Strengleton quests, and then I was still a dwarf, only 31 Levels, and she 36. Then she gave me her ass and later we met her.
R: Where did you meet for the first time?
Greezly: I do not remember ((

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1731
 16.02.2008
Game "Emperor Rise of the Middle Kingdom"
Service message: The inhabitants of this house do not want to grow it until you deliver them a little hemp.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №1730
 16.02.2008
Hearing on TV.

Putin V.I’m consulting with my dog. She gives me good advice"

It’s really time to end the presidency.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1729
 16.02.2008
A man from the army is communicating with a girl from a citizen...
X: Would you eat me?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX I want you!
yyy: baked potatoes in the oven with chicken.
I don’t have any more at home [...]
I will eat my neighbor!
Okay, I am silent...
XXX: I have already bitten him.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1728
 16.02.2008
In the schedule the name of the subject and the FIO of teaching: MIR Ruban K.A.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1727
 16.02.2008
Presentation of the new mobile device, all in collection, the responsible person asked the co-worker to update the projector. It seems that the girl forgot where her colleague's presentation files lie, and accidentally opened an interesting folder (the projector is already on). A folder was opened with videos, and sketches of pages were included, although by the names everything was clear:
SchoolBusGirls1.avi
SchoolBusGirls2.avi
Two_sic_sic_sic_sic_sic_sic.wmv
Flesh_hunters_part11.avi
and etc. and etc. ...
The responsible person sees this from the other end of the office and says:
Turn it on, let them see!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1726
 16.02.2008
Maximvs: What a friend told the story:
He went into the bookstore, and he usually looks like this: a black cowboy hat, a black leather coat and Cossacks, and so on. He was not in the book for a hundred years, he didn't know what to choose - he stumbled from the threshold to the largest and most beautiful book, and there hears a laugh in the roof of two sellers.It turned out that the book is called "Van Helsing's notes."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1725
 16.02.2008
<max666> the child is burned. comes in the morning, approaches me, and quietly smiles radiantly... on the teeth in two rows is carefully written "Daddy don’t cheat"... the pipet is roasting.
<enGoGa> interesting, and she polished them before writing? 0 0 0

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1724
 16.02.2008
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We sit with a friend.

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And the grandmothers go after each other.

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We called them

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"Caravan of Stories"

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They go and fuck and fuck.

Wicked (22:23:23 3/02/2008)
:D

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1723
 16.02.2008
I read the article. There is a city in Peru called Nahui.
A local whistle.
The harvest is Koy.
Judging by the frequency of dispatch, there should visit more than half of the population of Russia, where they will drink a whisky, snacking a snack.
It is time to build hotels there for the Russians and introduce a special offer - buy a tour trip to the boss, a former friend, and other strongly borrowed.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1722
 16.02.2008
by Igor Telecom:
Hi to

by GNOM:
Hi to

by Igor Telecom:
This is not Ivory =)

by GNOM:
And who? O_O

by Igor Telecom:
Girl of Igor

by GNOM:
and Tolkien? Are you not at work?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1721
 16.02.2008
It’s not culturally at all.
Morfin: laugh: you’ve already been suggested to follow the naky???! to
Laughing at the cows.
Timon: laughing ban?
One117 is the one.
Laugh is now known as a kamikaze!! to
Morphine: Timoon: It is a narywate.
and kamikaze!!Fall on the fool, stupid bears! To give you only fat and terrible, and beer sold only warm and delayed!!!! And so that you get to the vanilla cores, and the panel in the KDE4 never, hear, never changed the size!!!!! to
and kamikaze!! Filter the Bazar: Filter the Bazar
and kamikaze!! Banned to enter the room: O_O
Timoon: Figase... O_o Beautifully gone...
*one117 stood up in respect.
Joe bowed to the body of the hero. and :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1720
 16.02.2008
Ruvo: In short, they were told to go to the pharmacy, buy a cough medicine. The pharmacist asks if the cough is dry or wet.
I say it’s not mine, so I don’t know. It does not matter how old your child is.
Ruvo: Well, I was confused at first, and then honestly answered: our child is 54 years old, and since it is encoded, we need a medicine that does not contain alcohol.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1719
 16.02.2008
I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!
You don’t have to go...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1718
 16.02.2008
She doesn’t allow me a lot.
For example?
Showing your ass in the window.
Did you show?
and yes. The mood was good and I decided to share.

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