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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125759
 21.03.2016
The latter has a very logical explanation. A woman as a boss is generally respected less - you give the thigh, eventually they will sit on your neck and will not count with you at all. The only way out is to be an unwavering man. Well, as a deer... the man in this case will be called "strict but fair".

Worked in both situations.
No one has respected the boss or the strict boss anymore.

But here is the mama, who replaced the bosses and treated people with understanding, and individually, in order to help and not to sit on the neck, everyone respects.
And he can always agree with us, unlike the first two.
Because there is another concept like "cooperation"

You can do as much as you want to not give the thigh, hold people in gloves and other things.
but then in the case of force majeure or other cases, employees will simply send "Nach"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125758
 21.03.2016
I sell my neighbor’s dog. Fuck it!!! to
Damn, I’ll buy for my neighbors.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №125757
 21.03.2016
We had such an employee. After receiving the Excel table by email, he printed it on a printer, corrected the data with a pencil on paper, scanned it and sent it back.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №125756
 21.03.2016
Koravek:...we need to teach children how to protect themselves from one-off maniacs.
When I was a child, my sister thought that if a person smiles, he is good. So her parents at a fairly delicate age showed her the “Silence of the Lambs” to drop this setup.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №125755
 21.03.2016
I went to lunch today. I didn’t really want to, I think I’ll go into the tent next to work and buy a couple of cakes for tea. While standing on the lighthouse, I noticed 3 children aged 12-13 on the other side of the street who laughed a lot at something. While crossing the road he noticed one of them stops, throws something and runs to his friends. As I later understood, he threw the money of the bank of the robbers and robbed from the people picking them up. Even though today and Monday were a tough day, my mood was great and I decided to laugh too. Waiting for them to throw their counterfeit again (I thought 1000 would throw at first, in fact it was 5000, but I was ready for it), I approached and picked up the money. I watched the kids have fun, deceived another fool. I went to the tent that was closer to them, stood up with my back to the children so they didn’t see what I was paying, bought a bank of Pepsi (why Pepsi, cakes he wanted), pulled out of my pocket 4000 rubles and when I left the tent, he waved that money in front of them. Ele refrained not to laugh, but made the face of the winner in life and moved away. Their faces were the best reward for my efforts.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125754
 21.03.2016
xxx: (songs) "This is San Francisco, a city in the style of Cisco, this is San Francisco, thousands of fires" >_<

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125753
 21.03.2016


I am a pharmacist and my wife is an architect.
I think she’s just sitting behind a compact house painting and she thinks I’m a seller.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №125752
 21.03.2016
What is the name of the "black" behind the jet?
and hm. I do not know...
The pilot! You are a racist!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125751
 21.03.2016
from the Ukraine

It has been established that if a member is cut off the head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125750
 21.03.2016
I liked the relatively recent joke, I do not remember for what reason, but in the process they gave a clue to a few very cool fantastic stories.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №125749
 21.03.2016
Sows can turn their heads 270 degrees... to the caterpillar that in the morning decided to whisper.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125748
 21.03.2016
In 1987, why did it burn? From the fact that there are cases when meat is vital?
At the same time, you say so confidently that no one died from a lack of meat. You are more visible. And people who suffer from B12 deficiency are not in charge. They are better shot at all, so as not to spoil the beautiful picture of the world with pink pony and sun-feeding.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №125747
 21.03.2016
On March 20, in Lviv, some piddars dispersed a gathering of representatives of the gay community.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125746
 21.03.2016
I like these tips "just enough to get married."
Advice on any topic. It has opened up to the ceiling of the company in its region, and the money still lacks. You need to buy an apartment, but you do not give a mortgage. I want to go on vacation at least once a year and not smell like a horse. The answer is always one – you just have to get married. The most funny thing is that all such advisors (I have) are men and all married. And everyone in different degrees, not once and not two complained about his position that his wife needs something all the time, she uses it, she is not happy with something, all the time she owes something and how well it was to one.
So how do you teach the same behavior of the girls, smart guys? Does someone drive you into slavery, or do you go there and organize it yourself?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №125745
 21.03.2016
The managers of the house talk.
What is it that the carpenter rolls on the bench all day long? Boho is what?
and yes.
We agreed that he would open the door on Monday morning! He said he would be ready.
Here he is ready.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №125744
 21.03.2016
Next to the black Roland would logically look natural blonde Suzanne (can be long-legged - not to remind people with reduced mobility of their problems) and Mongoloid Eddie Dean.

[ + 20 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125743
 21.03.2016
and. And fighting this is useless, because in essence he is right, he needs a worker, not a mom who takes the place.

Until society begins to rebuild itself, until it becomes focused on the future, the woman who raises the builder of the future will remain the interfering person who occupies the place.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125742
 21.03.2016
and answers

Should I switch from Windows 95 to Windows XP?
WOW, WOW, WOW what is it? XR is not yet fully tested, leave 95 kcal.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125741
 21.03.2016
In the USSR, Mr. Kwasha Maura played in the Salmon Hat. And Niko, such a shameful maur succeeded.

Vladimir Semenovich in the role of Hannibal.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №125740
 21.03.2016
I saw the beautiful:
I go on the street. Clinging to the wall and laying a cardboard under the seat, a wanderer of a very typical appearance sits - a hat-up hat with climbing ears and hanging bandages, a gray scattered beard, slugs from under the hat. The clothes are very worn, but tight. And above it on the wall is an inscription with a balloon: “The bottom is much closer than Gorky thought.”

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