What is the name of Medvedev?

If you don’t know, we plunge. I don’t look at it.)

The German priest Michael Fay began to use a washing machine to make beer. He needed an old laptop, a self-written program and a few wires. Two modes are used for brewing beer: “washing” and “heating water”. The slice is heated to a certain temperature and periodically mixed. After a strictly set time, the machine adds hemp and boils braga, soon the beer can be poured into bottles.

People, machine and notebook I have, write the code, you are smart here...

Yesterday, my mom threw out my favorite old cakes, which I found out by chance when I saw them on one of the cages near the entrance in the morning.

We watch television, and there in the news show that the Americans successfully shot down their spy satellite. Papa clicks on the other channel, and it says: “Sorry, there is no connection to the satellite.” Dad thoughtfully: "Interesting, did they even shoot down the satellite?" o_0

The teacher issued a phrase about Condoleezza Rice (US Secretary of State):
"Now there speaking black woman, what is her name there?"

For those who can’t get away from the bastion for a long time, don’t despair!!! Look - near the button "A next" there is a place for ischo 2 buttons))) And after the results of the voting of the administrators there has already been decided to put "Sleep" ( ban for 6 hours )... In the second button opinions sharply divided - I don't know what to do, if "Perekur", if "Work" ( and that, and that - half an hour ))))
The information is not verified, but it is likely.)

What about Rambo 4?? to
yyy: yes)) John's ammunition ended and he overloaded the machine gun... little Sniper Sculboy looked at the branches of the trees to find out the direction of the wind and even supported the rifle, rather than shooting with his hands)) There was no African American, women and Ahtung in the mercenary squad)) They also spoke fac-yu and spoke narrow-eyedly. But the worst thing is that in Burma they don’t speak English with a Burmese accent... and there are no Russians in the film.
xxx my god! They killed Hollywood!! to
YYY: The shit...

I just saw an advertisement from a building company.

"Down the questionable actions!!! to
With us! All in honesty!
Buy three windows for the price of four.
Get the fourth window for free!and "

They do not lie, they are honest.


WhiteClaw

aa: Behold... they say if the fork falls, the man will come, and if the screw falls, then who?
The fucker is coming
A: What a shit?
Fuck the idiot, the idiot!!! to

Pushok: a small question
If in the office, at work on February 23 women give cake, then you, men, will like it?

Star Wind: Well, I think it will be something like when we give women a box of vodka on March 8th.

I bought the tablets in the toilet - the water is painted - blue such a bright color of the merging water... I like this wild... so beautiful - I now spend all my free time in the toilet - I admire the color of the water...

vesti.ru: "Swedish surgeons removed appendicitis through the mouth"
Who was there talking about the "gland through the ass"?

This is the PC, not the predecessor... we counted who would go to the board. In the end, he went on himself.

Paper can tolerate everything, even when it’s rubbed in the ass.

Andrei Andreev

The acquaintances went to the car salon to choose the car and took it with them.

5 year old granddaughter. When she returned, the girl said with outrage.

and relatives:

There were three, you can imagine – three!!! (Showing on the fingers 3) red

The car! They bought a grey.

Every year on March 8, I give my wife the same, but very long-awaited one.

The Gift.

I take a tree.