Today I decided to buy a paper piece and went to a bookstore. I approached the saleswoman (P), asking so polite:
I - Do you have a "Autostop through the Galaxy"?
P – Look here.
I am what?
P – How what? Atlases, guides, guides and maps.
I am... I need "AutoStop by the Galaxy"
P is yes.
I - Yes
P – Autostop
I am an autostop.
P in the galaxy
I am in the galaxy!!Have you ever traveled through the galaxy?
Here is the Atlas of the Starry Sky.
I am Ept...This is a book. Fantastically. Douglas Adams wrote.
A: So it’s in another room.
Go to another room. There I find another seller (P2).
I'm a Girl, "An Autostop through the Galaxy" is there?
P2 - Atlas and guides in the neighboring hall.
The curtain. T_T

Lenta.ru:"25.02.2008 The first Microsoft programmer gave $ 65 million to the gay movement"
This is to the question of the "which pidor wrote Windows?!?!and "

Yesterday I learned what a gesture was...when I saw a guy at the Kazan station...all in black, such a leather coat, polished black cowboys on my legs, leather gloves, black pants and sweaters, long black hair...well, you can see that he was a goat or a metallurgist...but he stood and drank a strawberry miracle-milk right out of a pack...I almost killed myself on a Moscow-blue-win train...

Our country is not hopeless... Suits a 4-year-old daughter (!) My mother, where did I come from? Well, I didn’t think for a long time, Alena we found you in the cabbage, what my child answers, what cabbage April month!!!!!!!???? What my brain gave out terrible: in a fermented daughter, in a fermented daughter.

bad_user: shake, my cat was gonna go to the store for food myself))))))))
I hear in the corridor a whisper of something... I look, and there the cat sits on my hat and plays chirique)

ALA :D
Bring the cat!
Bad_user: He will soon learn to talk to me.
bad_user: type: "Slavon, give cake... "

XXX: What is your job?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY))
xxx in the tail?
YYYY: no, the fucks :D

My mother is sitting behind the computer.
MuriD: Don’t fuck anything
Tagged: Okay
Boris, Boris, where is our glory?
Yesterday I re-read the chosen statements of Kant and suddenly came to the following conclusion:
Not every sensible (this is about us and you Boris) individual is able to capture the smallest trends emitted by the human psyche.
MuriD: )))))))))
MuriD: She hasn’t come yet
KrestT: Even Pushkin in his time spoke... but you better know
It is fucking...
You ruined everything.
MuriD: It All Goes
Tagged: late
I am shaking.

McKosyak: Everyone has their own election company, I go to the news and I see that Medvedev did that, it helped that, then about Zyuganov, he visited that, and it very well affected that...

and closer to the end of all the news "Zhirinovsky again hit"

Meeting of Directors (online)
1: I came up with the name of the company xh-soft.
2: I’t want to go "soft". The company profile will be more suitable for xxx entertainment.
I, as a founder father, would not allow such a console!
2 Why?
I am, fucking, not talking about it.

ShAlex: my wife calls me for work, she says, I need my mom to record a movie of 1.5 gigs on two CDs, how do I do it? I start:... winrar... add to the archive without compression... specify the volume size 750... each volume on a separate disk... and so on. It is "Okay, all goes well, the current is long-chatted"
I come home in the evening and shrink... almost 2 million files of 750 bytes of O_O Everything brakes unrealistic... 6 hours of rarm suffered, dreamed that he was shot... Removed 2 hours... A friend says you deleted, it was necessary to fill two disks of 1kk files, it was normal to b =) She has a camputyr for toys from Nevosoft only suits, he would think that he wants to kill the campaign)

The license agreement when installing the program, smiled:
This is a program with a very awful design. Continuing the installation?

The attention! By clicking OK, you agree to the following:
1st You will not express the ingenious idea of changing the design to the system either in the forum, in the face, in the soap, in the aska, in the rail, or on the fence.
2nd You will not organize or participate in demonstrations, demonstrations, mass self-incineration or other protests against existing designs.

It was Sunday. My wife went to work early in the morning (changing engineer). I’m going to go (I was 23). At 11 a.m. a phone call wakes up.
I raise the phone: "Yes"
From the phone with a female voice: "Your gone?"
I am on the machine: "e well yes."
Female voice: "...I bought such trousers yesterday, I will show you the shirt..." and I dropped the phone.
I am not in the concepts, I lay the telephone, I try to understand something from the proton. I go back to run. But on the way there is a roar. He presented a picture that this "dama" will prepare to whom he called, and his wife did not leave...

Lyla is:
People began to go out on the balcony to smoke.

XXX is
Look at your gospel.

YYYY
and how? No?

XXX is
Not the fullest...

From the news just: in the fight interfered a passing man, he accidentally found himself beaten!
(c) filin_

What will we do on February 23?
He is son!! to

Q: So what did you celebrate on February 23?
J : Yes. I gave the men flowers and candy in the hope that on March 8th they would give me a buchlo and gendons.

I sit hungry.
In a crude prison
The pool is cold.
Computer is bad

for the wardrobe
The code I walk.
I dream of freedom.
and dry drying.

Will you go for a walk?
Am I a girl on call?
- 0_o
Look how long before I had to call.
You have a recording.

See also: Bln I am honest to stupidity.
In the meaning?
XHH: In the straight. The girl asked if I liked her. Then I asked what I didn’t like. Well, I said that she is a dumb chewing animal, who at 20 only thinks about how it looks, how it will look, and how they will react to it. I really didn’t want to hurt her!