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[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №7271
 27.06.2008
Flipper> Rusted jiggle with the inscription on the rear glass "Ia blending". I stop at the crossroads, I watch the driver sit like this. I look at him in emphasis, he looks at me, then wears a pearl and says “I like it – get married.”

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7270
 27.06.2008
My acquaintance, unlike me, a fierce fan, commented on this wonderful game. (Orthography and punctuation of the author)
And the Holi? Yes is. Our team looked like a member in this match after the third consecutive ejaculation. What do you want? He would sleep. and ah. And the whole country: <Well, cute, well go, well, even a bit!> Fuck! We need to know the measure! Did he satisfy you? Not that word. Did you have pleasure? Yes to fucking! At least three times. The whole country shrugged. Poll of Europe. So be careful, country. What claims? Rejoice to fucking. Have you gotten an orgasm? Do not be a fox. Say, “Thank you, dear,” then tear off your ass, wash yourself, prepare to eat, and go to bed. Tomorrow to work.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7269
 27.06.2008
Marina is
Sometimes I feel dry and cold.
Marina is
And if that’s true, I don’t like it.
Inpego
No, it is not so.
Inpego
You are wet and warm!

And the glass!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7268
 27.06.2008
Don’t be upset about the Spanish! I’m in the semi-final, you say fucking. We will be able to play harder. A patriot is not the one who was with our team while it won, but the one who is ready to support it now. Russia is ahead!

I fully and fully support the author. We are young no matter what.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7267
 27.06.2008
all say that one classmates.ru rule in the search for classmates... lies... went on a day to the military department found there even those who do not have a comp=)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7266
 27.06.2008
Dear Admin Basha, I suspect that you hit the h*y on your job and put the bot on the asshole, if this is the case this message will go to the abyss.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7265
 27.06.2008
Russia is among the four best teams in Europe. For us, this is a victory! Our team is good! We should be proud of them! We celebrate! In two years, or in four - but we will win! The greatest respect to our team! They tried and we believe in them.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7264
 27.06.2008
How to live? Are you playing something? Other than the nerves.)
I play on the keyboard (I’m a programmer).
- Clive, and you are a melodic power with elements of progressive, you don't want to play a symphony? How much do you play the keyboard?
I love to play traditional, safe, statically typed things. In my work I focus on N. Virta, groups Delphi, Lazarus.
Is it dangerous to play power metal, or do you not want to?
It is too unsafe. I prefer to work with everyone in one address space. It is easy to say what you want, without any intermediaries.
You don’t want to play in a group?
Probably not...
...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7263
 27.06.2008
You can call me superstitious.
But when I was met in an interview with an absolute blonde dressed in pink, she presented herself as a manager and took me to the office No. 404... why then I already knew I couldn’t work there.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7262
 27.06.2008
veZuk (23:02:43 23/06/2008)
God is
ICQ System (23:02:43 23/06/2008)
Godmode on

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7261
 27.06.2008
Phone call at 3 p.m.:

I don’t have an injection, when will you fix it?
An hour after two.
Will it be a costly day?
Maybe maybe.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №7260
 27.06.2008
The psychic began to surrender when the Russian general accused of the explosion of our base... the Siberian separatists... Immediately a terrible picture was painted with bearded men in thistles and uchanks and bears on the bandage of those fighting for the separation of the Urals from Russia...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7259
 27.06.2008
Now in the department to us pieces brought type to sell...
At the department, I and 5 defiers work.
Does the keeper tell you?
The employee says yes. The dress starts! I think I rub my hands – striptease!!!! to
The man said, “Can the guy go out?
I quietly crack down and the employee says - this guy is not a programmer!
Insulting shit! Stretch was watching!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7258
 27.06.2008
Monterka Kun: Well, a lot of people have laughed at history.
Monterka Kun: Between the kindergarten and the first class, me and two friends took a washer
Monterka Kun: At the end of the camp we were all gathered in the pavilions and began to ask questions, well there: how you rested, who you love more dad or mom...
Monterka Kun: And there was a question about what you are dreaming about now.
Monterka Kun: One of my acquaintances said he dreamed of flying into space.
Monterka-Kun: 2nd said that he dreams of studying for five and constantly delight the parents and in the future to saddle the rich smart and other nonsense.
Monterka-Kun: I just thought about saying only "what would have been given a bucket on a half-day"...in fact then about my opinion about life all and understood...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №7257
 27.06.2008
Myth of Oh! I walk shortly in the evening on the street, carrying a bottle of strong beer with me. Suddenly, two mints come out of the dark, stop me, one of them looks at the bottle and says thoughtfully, “Aha, beer means strong.” He says, “Let’s see now,” he takes a bottle from me, looks at it, then sharply gets the opening, buys the bottle and gives it to me. I take a beer on the machine, mint looks me in the eyes and says so seriously "Okay, we will not delay, but the bottle will have to be confiscated". I calmly took a beer and the law enforcers fled in the dark. I stood there a long time and thought about life. I decided I’t drink beer anymore.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №7256
 27.06.2008
XXX Go to sleep?
Go to learn (Let’s learn)
Go teach each other to sleep ;)
Which is the case? 😉

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №7255
 27.06.2008
<Df_Yz> I don’t drink alcohol 😉
<g_g> Do you do the heroes on drinks? O_O
<Df_Yz> I usually perform the role of DHCP server and syslogd)
<g_g> O_O How is it?? to
<Df_Yz> From morning I tell everyone who he is and what yesterday was... ))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7254
 27.06.2008
In school, the lesson dedicated to the structure of the human skeleton was started with the words:
"If you’ll ever be biting your bones...".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №7253
 27.06.2008
My mom is a writer, my dad is a candidate of science, and I was born beautiful and broke both.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7252
 27.06.2008
<sorrow_in_september> just talked to an employee about flashes showing her in a rubber body, and says look throwing her on the floor, she jumps off the floor and flies out precisely into the fortress from the 5th floor, well what can be said she has endured such a fall and was not even a nice one.

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