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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №2088
 28.02.2008
[No ChAnCe^^] (16:03:33 25/02/2008)
Go to the salary with me?
LoVeLy_4IkA (16:04:05 25/02/2008)
I have a lot of babies, 2 big eyes on my chest... I am afraid
[No ChAnCe^^] (16:04:33 25/02/2008)
This is so cute XD

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №2087
 28.02.2008
Boris, with the smell of you!! to
I love you, Scuco Kisa))

People, 20 years is a year - this is a time. February 29th is two. That is, it celebrates it once every four years and this year is exactly such a day. Say hello if it’s not difficult. It is a very good beer.) Bring it to the top. Make the guy pleasant.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №2086
 28.02.2008
by Cresto [13:46]
Yesterday, the menta on the beetle was brought home.

Brothers and Sisters [13:47]
Is it so?

by Cresto [13:48]
There was no transit, we stood at a stop. I and two more. on the road eats a beetle one scared stood near the road, raised his hand...
by Cresto [13:49]
Here, Herak Bobik brakes... he walks into the car and grits, guys, we will eat for 10 rails to the house?
Brothers and Sisters [13:49]
You have a good mouth ? ?
by Cresto [13:49]
They looked at each other, “Let’s eat!”
We fall into the car...
by Cresto [13:50]
I squeezed from the side of the shob not to breathe on them... I sit quietly, silent.
by Cresto [13:50]
And it is a miracle that he voted... well not to sit on him... he’s back to minds again: Men and wrestle flashes...
by Cresto [13:50]
No, we don’t chew...
by Cresto [13:51]
I will give you 10 ra...
by Cresto [13:51]
In counting us as frayers... in the night Gomel... in a bowl... with flashes... until the very entrance.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2085
 28.02.2008
XXX: I have forgotten how it happened. Dima hasn't kissed me for 2 years, only fucked

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2084
 28.02.2008
I’ll put it in your nose!
He: And I’m in your mouth.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2083
 28.02.2008
Denlookh
Here who on the forum Blackmores found the Gothic called the answer delighted
Denlookh
YES, gentlemen, Richie Blackmore began his Gothic career with the Thro-Gothic team "Deep Purple", their Gothic songs popularity, especially "Smoking on Water", which tells about the difficult fate of swimmers-goods, with bad habits... and "Fire Ball", about a n-level magician specializing in the magic of fire.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №2082
 28.02.2008
Previous: We recently had a snowfall here. In the courtyard, tractors grabbed snow into a large pile... under the windows of the office...
History of:
Would you see the lawyer’s fainting face when 1C proger shouted “Elvis left the building” and jumped out of the second floor.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №2081
 28.02.2008
I read with suspicion the application from the Supporter:
"Customer does not pin the prostitute"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №2080
 28.02.2008
My computer smokes.
IgorFS o_o
by IgorFS)
Tiger is OK
IgorFS and cut fast
IgorFS still has something to cut.
TigerS Igor I work in the SC))) it is a client computer)))
by Igor :D
IgorFS then video

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №2079
 28.02.2008
XXX is
There is so much good and beautiful in this world! = = )

YYY
For example?

XXX is
Well... the smiles of children, the love of friends, your interests... the business you do... love after all))))))

XXX is
but here is the shit... children have not smiled to me for a long time, friends - only if necessary, I have not been interested in anything for a long time, the matter has been covered with a copper basin, and love is not mutual... and fucking it is all in the mouth, life is shit :((

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №2078
 28.02.2008
XXX is
Are you happy with what you are sitting for?

YYYY
A pretty old compound "jopa chair"

XXX is
Connect is reliable.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №2077
 28.02.2008
from WoWa on the Shadowmoon server

xxx: Hello, how many people on this server?
YYY: Few of you...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2076
 28.02.2008
Knee: cool to heat ice cream on the battery)))))
Red Mixser: yeah yeah yeah, I think you’ll keep it in the refrigerator.
It is not your knee ?
I like the ice cream ?
Red Mixser: slipping from the battery

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №2075
 28.02.2008
XXX is
How to say in English " came ppz"?

Nikita P.
Anushka has spilled the oil!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2074
 28.02.2008
Groen said to everyone: "Yes, the army was strange"
Groen said to everyone: “I ate from 70 to 90 kg there.”
Weirena said to everyone: “Did you protect your homeland from perishable products?”

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №2073
 28.02.2008
[Fox]: New Beer from "Doctor Diesel" - "Feldscher Mazut"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2072
 28.02.2008
She dropped a girl, friends in a ride, even the cat of the cock dropped out to walk...Spammers don’t spam, blenders don’t write...I decided to write an ICQ-both shob a couple of anecdotes he told...the servers are overloaded with him"....
This is fucking loneliness.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №2071
 28.02.2008
xxx: We go after the concert, we try to cross the road, and not a single bastard naturally stops. Anna has a drum stick in her hands. So, she doesn't think long, lifts her up, the first car brakes, we all the crowd and broke.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: Most of all, I thought, was the haishnik who followed.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №2070
 28.02.2008
Every day we come to work/study with the word shit, and we leave with the word shit.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №2069
 28.02.2008
HHH
No, I am just ashamed even in this anime paradise alone to go =) You imagine yourself - comes such a miracle, almost all in black, in a leather jacket, with skulls on the thickness, with a beard, with long hair, smoked with cigarettes... around the necklace and asks to sell him brown ears and brown tail about 0.

WOWU
Run and that’s all. I will tell you, very few people know about it.

WOWU
I was shorter when the punk was (i.e. the tru punk, the trousers are all in the clap and all the fucking, the ballahon that needs, the shorter type of trousers) and fell in love with the grandmother one.normal.that is, it is not a nephore.so here.she got off from the Smash, and they just released the first album.and here I am, all such a foolish and shy go into the museum and say:"Smile is?"I have never seen such a look.

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