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[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №1532
 07.02.2008
I sit at work, I don’t bother anyone, I am approached by an unknown young man... it turned out that our sadmin was shaved....)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №1531
 07.02.2008
At the age of 8-9 we play in the Cossacks robbers. And the boys say, “We’ll catch you and tear you whole.” Oh, I have such a confusion. and herase. What is the whole? And the other girl says it’s a seam that’s on pants, shorts and trousers. I have to go home and do better!" I come home and say "mother, do better for me a whole, so that if they say, they do not break!"mother and dad in an aher full)))) "Ola, go teach the verse...." эх.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №1530
 07.02.2008
A blonde wrote to me:
I am collecting here recently a couch, one half in the other is driven, this is usually.
And here it doesn’t move, there are three centimeters left, and that’s all. I grabbed her, grabbed her, and something happened. I think I’ll pull her out later. It took 17 minutes - I know exactly, because I was sitting behind the compass. Desperate meat is spread, and in meat is torment, and doubt, and fear, and hopelessness, and guilt. This is my cat there, behind the couch, slowly from the morning, it turns out. Seventeen minutes silent alone with his shit, stuck in the wall, poor...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №1529
 07.02.2008
Tanyuha told friends that we were skiing, they said that I am like an admin and I am skiing, which she added, and he still washes me.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1528
 07.02.2008
I understand why Superman has the letter *S* on his chest!
XXX: This is the wrong setup!

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