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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13270
 26.12.2008
XXX: I can do it!
XXX: but very ubiquitous.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №13269
 26.12.2008
on the rating of the best cars for gay on auto.mail.ru:
P.S I will add that in Russia the most popular in the so-called "PIDARASOV" won cars of two brands: VAZ 2110 and VAZ 2114 silver. On this occasion, the GIBDD of the Russian Federation even began to issue them special "blue" numbers and special "blue" vinyl stickers on board, so that it would be easier for pedics to find a friend of a dude in the crowd of normal motorists. Particularly obedient and complying with the PDD is given a nominal phalloimiter in the width of the dredge with black and white strips.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №13268
 26.12.2008
Always when they say:
I can listen to any music!!and "
The concept of “anything” is generally limited to Dima Bilan, the Star Factory and Tiesto.
But those who say “I listen to metal” can often be found between the albums of Metallica and Manovar, such as Vivaldi or Sting.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13267
 26.12.2008
With the first count of you.
Better with the last...
The first and the last 😉

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №13266
 26.12.2008
Supermega manager is the one who managed to squeeze Luzhkov two snow feathers the day before he fell.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №13265
 26.12.2008
The Citizen:

Found the Easter: if you press Ctrl and Shift and click on the plus, a gallery of fashion tower opens!
8 and 8"

But well! Have you forgotten what 14/88 means? Do you remember that this is a racist greeting? And what hero does he then do in the top of the abyss? Are you tired of living? This website and the FSB are viewing.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №13264
 26.12.2008
I lie down on his knees, he smoothed my hair for ten minutes and smiled. And suddenly he says, “Only a skull, clothed with skin and hair, but how beautiful!and "

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №13263
 26.12.2008
Recently, among brewing companies it has become fashionable to produce unfiltered beer.
And only the Izhevsky brewery does this unconsciously.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №13262
 26.12.2008

Petition for the return of the button "[discuss]" for quotes!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13261
 26.12.2008
I go home from work with my wife, the radar brakes, and I have a mileage. At 50, I get out of the car. They, they say, break and all that, we generally start trading like at Sotheby’s. Suddenly, Haishnyg, looking at my car, begins to roast wildly. I turn around, the manna is ten meters from us, a wife sits in it and with the amplitude of the straboscope marks a distant light. No penny was taken from me.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13260
 26.12.2008
Yes, two weeks ago I saw you at the stop.
and OMG! Was I beautiful in the morning?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13259
 26.12.2008
d.aFrom 2 p.m. they flew over Moscow for half an hour, wondering how you ride over it.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №13258
 26.12.2008
We have gas in the apartment.
By the way, you have
____________________________________
Fuck the pudding.
Seed the battle between brotherly races!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №13257
 26.12.2008
and Sasha:
Do you have a headache?

The ectoplasm:
NOA

and Sasha:
So, it doesn’t work... I’m checking out the Wooda doll.

The ectoplasm:
The teeth hurt.
Take it exactly.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13256
 26.12.2008
I found the Paschal: if you press Ctrl and Shift and click on the plus, a gallery of fashion tower opens!
14 of 88

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №13255
 26.12.2008
Everything that doesn’t dismiss us makes us more professional.



c) glebov.ru

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13254
 26.12.2008
A military story.

Once in Kazakhstan, one of the many

It connects Baikonur and its infrastructure. In the middle of the steppe

"Ural" with kungs, in which the equipment is installed, fixtures of wagons.

And the clock building at the entrance, and there is no door or fence - and

Why: around tens of kilometers of deserted terrain.

Low Half-Hill Half-Hill in some distance from the base, on the slopes

Separate from each other, three soldiers are sitting, eating something relentlessly from each other.

packaging boxes and washed out of bottles.

The commander explained:

This is my dismissal.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №13253
 26.12.2008
The skill of a programmer is not to write programs that work without it.

errors, and in writing programs that work at any quantity

of errors.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №13252
 26.12.2008
Topic in the news: Today in Ukraine will take place the action Get!
Commentary: I got it! Uraia, so get off sooner!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13251
 26.12.2008
Cyril, is that why the guys are leaving me? I give them on the first day, what do they not like?

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