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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №3281
 05.04.2008
On March 24, in the city of Rostov-on-Don, a murder occurred, a student of the third course of the meteorological university cut one of the two attackers, while trying to "shoot" his phone.
He is now threatened with up to five years in prison. If this incident causes you the same feeling of injustice as I do, raise the top, let the country know how we protect the cattle.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3280
 05.04.2008
Which bear is a bear? The bear appears suddenly. Putin is a bear and Medvedev is a cowboy.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3279
 05.04.2008
Admin of Basha!
Talk to Rosenthal! Could he agree to become a Captain of Literacy?
Plus what...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3278
 05.04.2008
Girls love brides and grandmothers love cakes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3277
 05.04.2008
She: My stomach hurts.
He is a poor man (
She: And when you licked him, he passed...
I will come and kiss him and kiss him.
Mmm... and below?
It’s below, and that’s :-R
She: Hey... am I that way?- O O

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №3276
 05.04.2008
Dear Administration of Basha! I propose in the section "something" to do the sub-section "Rules of the Russian language". I think it will be very useful for many of Bacha’s readers.

Whoever is in favor, let the administration see what it really needs!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №3275
 05.04.2008
Eckler is a miracle of confectionery thought! Whichever side you bite, the cream automatically turns out to be on the reverse side.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3274
 05.04.2008
The acquaintance: “Here I am in the universe, and then, at 23, the PRINCE will come to me... Ah, how, and at 23:45 he will leave...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3273
 05.04.2008
Coluncheig: People please give the door which sites break!!!! I need an eye! I decided to hack his website!! to
slip^gcp: lomalka_saitov.exe
The Column: Thank you! Beer for me!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3272
 05.04.2008
The cat burned... but the fucking old, 18 years old, it would be time to calm down.
We leave the room for dinner with my father, the old lady-cat sleeps on the battery with innocent sleep and wax is not at work, a cage with a poppy stands on the piano.
When the light is turned off, the father thinks that the cage should be removed from sin, and in the darkness takes it to another room.
We sit at dinner (there is no one in the apartment except us), and suddenly, from the dark room, there is such an afterlife sound of playing the piano.
I have frost on my skin.
We resort and see the picture: this creature stands on the piano and tosses the keys with the rear legs from impatience, and the front blindly balls around the place where the cage stood))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №3271
 05.04.2008
I went to a couple today and did not regret it for the first time.
Change, there is 1 minute left to the pair. Running into the audience, the rectangle, all smiled, the eyes glow, the hair of the dew takes the melt, draws a rectangle on the board and gives this phrase:
"I don’t remember what the name is and who the author is, here’s such a (pointing at a rectangle), a green, but old book, I advise."
The whole group slipped under the table.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3270
 05.04.2008
~AL~ (20:49:09 2/04/2008)
Hi to! This is an anti-spam bot. Put yourself behind your ear.
*CRIME* (20:50:18 2/04/2008)
Cheered
~AL~ (20:50:24 2/04/2008)
You are not scratching. please scratch.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3269
 05.04.2008
Do you feel anything during anal sex?
Yes, I feel like I’m fucked in the ass.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3268
 05.04.2008
Only two professionals knowingly hide the secrets of their skill:

The magician - where the rabbit disappeared from the hat, and the official - budget money.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3267
 05.04.2008
I smiled yesterday:

In the evening news release on NTV before the advertising block as usual goes

Announcement of the second part of the issue: "OBEP hit with searches in the office

and Eldorado.” Advertising begins, Galanin appears on the screen in advertising

Eldorado once said, “If there is no happiness, but you really want it.”

Come to us!!“...

He said the truth...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3266
 05.04.2008
Three main genetic qualities have been transmitted from the monkey to man:

The desire to mock. The desire to climb higher. Lack of desire

to work.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №3265
 05.04.2008
There is somewhere in the network a citation book of accountants, where they follow over the IT-books...

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