Lo: The baby's head didn't get into the mouth.
Did the jump eat?
Lo: 40 minutes
In grams, plz
Lo: And I know... ah?
Lo: I don’t have a counter on my breasts.

BubLik (9:27) :
Training to pass tests

Lilok (9:28) :
For what tests?

BubLik (9:28) :
at least

We will go to extinguish the fire

Lilok (9:29) :
Why is this for you? You are not a firefighter.
BubLik (9:30) :
I have gas and fire hazards, I need to know this.

Lilok (9:31) :
Figo is complicated.

BubLik (9:33) :
It was hard when our cutter almost burned the gas pipeline under pressure...you know how difficult it is to dress with full pants.

by Lilok (9:33) :
:D

1: We have a hard job. My boss is dismissed (
2: Did you get it?
1: on the contrary... too much of it 😉

Why can't you photograph the kitchen in McDake? You can take a photo at the entrance, you can with the fucking clown Ronald McDonald, you can in the hall, but you can not get the kitchen and outlet into the frame. Why the fucking? What’s so secret, fucking?

Rats are scared of flashes and run away. You hunt and then torment.

zzz> "Royal Fuchsia" This is all shame compared to the old base of motor vehicles of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Georgia, which has pearls like "Centaur" and "Rainbow".
zzz> Hue with her, with the rainbow, but what color is the centaur of the chicken??? and.
yyy> Hui with him, with the centaur. What color is the car color "Run"?

LuxLP: and massage baths for feet are a suitable topic? and :)
Antik_spb: like a cyclist about, only clothes can not hang

I find it hard to get, easy to lose, and impossible to use.

XH: spontaneous mutations occur through life.
That’s why there are so many bugs in the world.

xxx: as a child I broke a lot of things, legs, arms, once went to ride a hill, I don't remember exactly how old I was, but the hill was fucking...
YYY :?? to
XX: Oh, that is to say, it is an outburst. I pulled my finger and broke it :(
yyy: well well... :))))

Title of News:
Intel is improving Stephen Hawking’s communication capabilities

The comments:
He is a great man! God give him more life, he alone is worth a million people.
censored: in God he just does not believe, so he does not turn to the church but to the intellect and does correctly

Qwerty :
It was autumn, I was 13 years old. I stand in the bedroom, I breathe on the glass :) it sweats, I think, I write the word fuck :) and then I think, no, I write pasha :) pasha I liked, studied three years older

Qwerty :
She wrote. The word is gone, the word is gone. And the next morning hit the frost and the window froze and covered with patterns. And in the middle of the word-pasha :) and could be a fuck

Qwerty :
Now with plastic windows, children do not know what patterns on glasses are

I have a salary of 30 thousand copies.

YYY: Can you ask, how much do you get? and :)

I get a penny and I get it :)

Oh, the snow is gone!
When I went to work, he went.
I didn’t go when I went.

Until you buy a new tube, the toothpaste is endless!

Mickey, let me tell you. February 14 is a historically...
The monk was killed. Will we celebrate?

Not a bad reason.

I choose a mixer with my wife. I show her a blender with blades instead of the usual twists, which I immediately get the answer:
Wife: No, it is a standstill.
I : Why?
Wife: You cannot lick.
I am O_0

I heard that Andrew was running after you.
YYY: Yeah, their goods are running after me. I’m not guilty that I’m a cancer woman.

I had a business trip, settled in a decent hotel where girls with services do not call, I go to bed and suddenly a phone call, a pleasant female voice
She is: Hi!
I am: Hi!
She: How is it?
I: Okay, and what about you?
We talked for ten minutes and I was tired.
I: Okay, let’s get closer to the matter, how much is the hour?
Let’s talk at home!! He throws the phone.

I am not bad :)

Chat in Belarus:
XX: Our children are born patriots immediately. Give a child at 1 year 8 months a bulletin - he will immediately put the right bird!
YYY: No in 1 and 8, but in 1 and 6 maximum. You need to be more conscious, more conscious.
There are legends that especially patriotic children are born immediately with characteristic thighs.
Even the girls...

In time, programmers develop the habit of avoiding ambiguities at all costs, which brings a light shade of absurdity to their speech.
Dialogue at work:
Q: Sergey, do you not fear that this device will fall and crush your fingers?
Yyy: Yes, I am not afraid; No, I am not afraid.