xxx: I look here at the first page of the newspaper, which now lies in the kitchen. Big title: "The most popular Russian actress Svetlana Hodchenkov" - and even bigger photo of her. Who is that, damn damn? The first time I see her. A little above her head is another title: "The secret of people's love for weather forecasts has been revealed." What?? What a secret? What kind of love? What kind of people?
Don’t read Soviet newspapers before lunch.
Hm, there are no others.
Do not read any of them.

My musk (mama) approaches me here and asks me what everybody has for Gangnam Style. I breathed, throwing her on the mail link to YouTube, where the video. She looked, looked and forgot. My father came home late in the evening, he was on a shift. I am going to the bathroom, I am going to the bathroom. The last thing she saw was Musk dragging Batha into their room. I sit in the bathroom and enjoy the warm water. And here the door... no, it doesn’t open, it just flies out. And these two... in a jump, the legs on the laminate ride. Batya, 120 kilograms of pure joy...Something in the middle between the gang and the dance of small swallows.
Gangham style, epic... No, no matter what you say, two fools are power...

[15:39:55] tchc: Well the dick and?
[15:43:37] rrr: ща pgdi
[15:43:42] rrr: here the question of life is decided
[15:43:50] rr: my grandmother in firefox missed shooters and house

BoTt: We have one comrade at work. He just dropped something on the flash. He pulled out the flash and went. After taking a few steps I almost shouted "what did I do?!", then returned, inserted the flash back, safely pulled it out and went on his business.

and youth. Commentary on where the tank moved the road:

Judging by speed, it is a lightning: the cars are lit, the art will cover.

It was a dream for all of us!! In short, I dreamed I was in the past, in 2008.
I go through the city and go into the castle. And there he sits... You never get... Steve, his mother, Jobs!!! He sits, looks at me and talks. "I was waiting for you. And I am "Steve! But you are dead!" And he is me "No, Yaroslav! All villi people do not die, they fall into the past and live happily. Looking around, he lives like Indiana Jones. A bunch of artifacts, skulls, and so on. But all the salt began when he offered to go down with him to the basement, where he came up with something incredible that would help the whole world. I go down and he tells me. "Look, Yaroslav, here is (ATTENTION), it’s chickens!"No, you imagine, chickens! He breeds chickens and calls it salvation for all mankind!!! "Let’s go on to Yaroslavl. Here I have pigs and pigs..." You know, this was my first time I woke up and rattled like a horse)))
It’s time to get involved with alcohol.

1: And you never noticed me in the shirt of the colour of hydroxide peach.

You are as invisible as the reaction of a kilogram of sodium in a glass of water.

Jedi: I played in WOT... dropped out of school, served a year in tanks (I am afraid to start the game.)

Today in the office:
A contract with one of the organizations must be terminated. The manager calls the organization and asks:
What document do you need to terminate the contract?
The informational letter.
In what form should the letter be?
In the arbitrary.

The manager (without putting on the phone) says to the boss standing next to him:
-Paul Sergeevich, to terminate the contract they want us a letter of information.
What a letter?
In an arbitrary form.
Write, go to the fuck.

I was very surprised when I ran skiing for the first time this year that everyone was overtaking me.
XHH: I thought the problem was in skiing, lubrication or attachments.
HH: And then it turned out that in another fig.
WOW: Isn’t it the one in which the shoes run perpendicular to the skies? and :)
You knew it :)))

It is a whisperer, flagship milling metallurgy.
There is a ceiling in our room. of capital. It lies. In every rainfall.
It flows so that we come and loose under our feet.
Accordingly, the humidity in the room is worse than in the basement.
Now the focus is on solving the problem with the boss.
They pulled the cable channels and the hose and, seriously, instead of repairing the roof they want to squeeze it to the ceiling in the corner where it flows, and through the hose into the sludge sludge to do.
At the same time, the area of the cable channel is small, it will still drop by, and they are discussing the possibility of buying a rack and attaching it to the ceiling.

I came up with how to go to the post office of Russia, and that there were no queues there.
As it turned out, everything is simple and brilliant: you have to come there when the TV shows go!

Yes, he is an idiot.
WOW: A girl tried to pull me into her room, and I ran away from her and shouted, “You won’t buy me for an egg!” Study the fool’s oven!"
HH: You too...

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YYY: What is it?
My wife told me to wash the dried fruit before eating.
It had to be washed.

With the arrival of a child in the house, I learned easily to understand what Donald was saying.
WOW :?
The Disney channel is my favourite 😉

*after viewing the map "Preferred browsers on different continents"*

Ingwerhexe: I am generally surprised that, judging by the map, all of North America is using AI.
Kot: I: ))) the home of the AI must use the AI as a punishment for giving birth to it

Nap: And I sit down and, as a fool, check. But why how?
Lord Kelvin: Today is a day of self-disrespect.
The day: No. Who am I to decide what day is today?

[17:45] <cannabis> and in general, I haven’t forgiven you the story with this smile yet
[17:45] <Ringo> with whom?
[17:46] <cannabis> :3
[17:46] <cannabis> when you told me that this smiley means a member in the mouth
[17:46] <cannabis> and turned out to be a cat

Danil Sapegin: ah, today the new firmware has been released for all devices, I am sitting on the TV update ))
by Leonard0: (rofl)
Leonard0: You know a couple of three years ago you would have been sent to a psychiatrist for the UPDATE of the TV

In Tokyo opened a Korean restaurant "Hatiko in salad"
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