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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8426
 01.08.2008
Do you want beer right now?
YYY: I want him straight always!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8425
 01.08.2008
Natasha ;) (23:50:28 29/07/2008)
Yes, I’m okay) I bought a phone...and after 2 days he died...they said that I’ve damaged the bios with music...within 2 weeks the examination should be...explained...or it’s a marriage and it’ll be replaced, or I’ll be killed at home. phone 10stuk...A on the personal...hm...*SCRATCH*as well as with the phone

The House (23:51:44 29/07/2008)
>...And on the personal...hm...*SCRATCH*as well as on the phone

Was he dying for two days??? O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8424
 01.08.2008
She left her father and little sister to the sea. The house is at my disposal. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah After that, I tell her to stay there for another week...Babbi, I’ll drive home.
I know your grandmothers...leaving behind an empty refrigerator, bulls under the windows, empty bottles of vodka and dirty footprints of size 44.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8423
 01.08.2008
en0D: yaibou fucking, lack of sleep, drink - the eternal problem of plia.
Ralkor: It’s good that ninjaop isn’t on this sad list
En0D: it is right to become a shale... a pie-admin. in a butterfly to the office to walk, in gloves, a crushed collar, all such a galantine niibaca
Ralkor: :-D Immediately for the pitcher will be accepted, stomped
En0D: slightly wet eyes, slightly opened mouth and all so mysterious. The mysterious admin.
Ralkor: and beating with two fingers with the expression of niibichiskav aversion on the mouth
en0D: Elegance drawing leather type fu practically, but stucco must. Nails start to cut, do a manicure, not bite and chew after half a day.
en0D: for the key to sit like a 200-year-old piano, elegantly putting your fingers on it
en0D: the body of the tilifone after each call to wipe only with a hygienic towel, and to fuck in the sort of office - the most unnecessary, you sho, the princes in the office do not crack. Bring everything home.
Ralkor: Ride the fucking lady, Natasha. by the campaign. Include this item in Daguerre
en0D: comps to other cabinets to carry clean on the wheelchair and not on the hands, and at the same time make unfortunate appearance
RALKOR: Put a white circular scarf on the back.
en0D: *ROFL* *absurd*
en0D: and emails to write starting with the words: Ladies and gentlemen, my miserable being with grief expresses the desire to inform you, dear ones, that at 19:00 there will be a disruption

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8422
 01.08.2008
on the news site.

The Accidents :
Caravaggio painting stolen from Odessa museum

...

References on the subject:
British collector suddenly became the owner of the masterpiece of Caravaggio

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8421
 01.08.2008
Construction and construction.
Contract girl (shut down): Tell me, please, what is the name of the group of people I’m happy with?
I: Communications Squadron, Len

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №8420
 01.08.2008
From the forum one:
Subject: thick, thickened eyebrows

+: Please tell me what to do if the eyebrows are thick and still stiff.

To learn to speak and kiss in an unfathomable way with the heroes of socialist labor.
Oh yeah yes! You still need to be able to elegantly stick the badges on the chest.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №8419
 01.08.2008
Today I saw the inscription "Ola I love you" on the garbage bag.
What is Romanticism?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8418
 01.08.2008
If you still naively assume that the acne-stricken eyelid, having obtained unlimited power, will rush to do good (Al-Gari Perra and the like). Then look carefully at online games (linecraft, wv)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8417
 01.08.2008
Call to support.
Why does the internet not work?
Does the internet work? It works, but neither do you, the nursery!
He lifted the telephone.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8416
 01.08.2008
The Cora! The neighbor damaged the carbinovsky cable a little, so he wrote a statement on him to the militia type illegal hack in his cable and as if he stole the internet from him ))))))))))) as early as April of the month! The trail in the hint is also the tea tree, said the criminal case will be initiated ))))))))))) Throw an illegal hit into the high-speed inite cable and the abduction of inite ))))))))))))))))))) And yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like oil from a pipeline.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8415
 01.08.2008
The first person to congratulate me was Quebec. It is pleasant... ))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8414
 01.08.2008
-Normann- (17:08:28 31/07/2008)
Thus, on the request of the "yys" Google the third reference gives the "parade of urods", the second "yys.. aunt))" and the first, what would you think? "Forum of Programmators"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8413
 01.08.2008
Matrim: Smoking is just a way to turn seconds into smoke and ashes

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8412
 01.08.2008
by Lenta.ru
...the supposed sinking of the "Huygens" probe into the methane ocean in 2004 did not take place, because at landing it turned out that the surface of the ocean was solid.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №8411
 01.08.2008
by Maria:
How is it?

The Tomb:
Such an unexpected question. I even got upset...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8410
 01.08.2008
Natasha: Here I sit and think, the farce we bought, is it salt or not?
Natasha: somewhat crazy to try the raw (((
Emm... and just put a finger in it?
And to slip?
Natasha: there are no taste receptors on the finger))))))
Natasha: This is a bit of a mess ?
Tagged with: scratch
Nehva: take distilled water, wash in it a piece of fresh water, pass through a small filter. the resulting liquid evaporate in a teaspoon. if there is salt on the bottom - it means salt.
by Natasha =-O

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8409
 01.08.2008
XXX is
The clock ticked, and the forum did not work.
ZZZ
Looking at the shuttle, it’s very hard.
XXX is
Odin Probably

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8408
 01.08.2008
MoNAX (15:16:06 31/07/2008)
Call 777 24 02
Daemon (15:16:16 31/07/2008)
777 24 02
MoNAX (15:16:37 31/07/2008)
Fuck the phone!! to
Daemon (15:16:59 31/07/2008)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Received
Daemon (15:17:03 31/07/2008)
to call?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8407
 01.08.2008
Tagged with: natalia! I give you a million of these beautiful red roses: @}->--, @}->--, @}->--,..., @}->--!!! to

Nate: Oh yeah! The million!! Do you want me to die???! to

< vfrcltk nervously eats one rose >

Nate is :*

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