Before you have to set real goals, to realize the unrealistic there are subordinates.
He greeted
She is Hello
They didn’t wait for the dogs.
XXX: I worked in an advertising agency. When filling out the questionnaire I encountered the question "what are you willing to donate for work?"
xxx: wrote "cut my leg", I’m waiting for a call :)
This is how ancient technically advanced civilizations spoke more and more with smiley in their asses - and as a result, the Egyptians got the hieroglyphs from them.
XX: Well, and there are noises different.
xxx: scientists decrypt sitting - and they are not aware that this is a stupid smiley!
YYYYYYYYY
xxxh: yes, mostly variations on the topic of "yyyy" and other hygykany. They are just so developed.
Then, as civilizations fell, their comps broke, they sat in the caves and continued stupidly on the walls, because they did not know another way of calculating.
Oh yeah! The commentator ignited: our runner - a good guy, done well! Standing to the end!
I watched the movie yesterday, one dialogue pleased:
How many of them were? The Five?
and six. Three men and one woman.
Will you go with us to celebrate the New Year with the mouse in the cottage?and ;)
YY when?
X: I went to Serom today, I made him an inet
Y is Hunt! :D
X is sugar)
He: What flash to give you, or will you just say a pink?
What are you holding me for a blonde? I am not a complete fool!! I have a Giga 3 buy.
He said: Mda... Better said the rosary...
I go to the metro. Directly in front of me, near the exit, there are two: a healthy hairy loose all in the iron and a fragile, careful girl. Both in the headphones, from which the chaotic heavyweight is spread, something reminiscent of Leontiev's longing twists. The stop. The girl hurriedly leaves the car, the guy stays... I continue to listen to Leontiev in horror... 0_o Where is the world going?
Annie
Abram without hermole that Ivan without a half-liter
Nick Blue
The Winter. of Kiev. The high speed tram.
I come back late in the evening from the "golek", but sober).
The tramway is half empty, all working, peaceful, all tired.
At one of the stops the tram stops, and the driver polite asks.
Everybody leaves the wagons. Type "bla-bla tram is not right, move
to the next.”
Everybody goes out. Whatever ends, don’t get into it.
The truck driver is a damaging aunt.
She didn’t get out of the tram, but started shouting loudly, “What is this, people,
is done? I paid for the trip and I was asked to leave.” The Driver
several times already more persistently asks everyone to leave the wagons, and the aunt
More and more furiously cries in response that she will not go anywhere, but will
“Sit down to the evil enemies.” People on the platform are trying.
Imagine your aunt, indicating that the next tram is already standing behind.
After a five-minute quarrel with the “harmful aunt”, all
understand that the option is flexible and begin to persuade the driver to carry "k
“Damn,” this “traffic,” because the tram has already arrived from behind, and everyone wants it.
Sit down and move on.
Angry by the aunt driver, scratching his teeth, dampens into the cabin, closes
the doors. The tram is touching.
Now the apocalypse.
When the first and second wagons pass through the platform, the tram suddenly
Slow and stop. Everyone present turns.
Head to see what happened.
The doors of the first wagon and... by a short arc of doors open.
The “harmful aunt” flies out and the plasma falls into the swarm. Following her high.
The trajectories are followed by two aunt bags.
The door closes and the tram leaves.
............
People who just entered the platform were very surprised why it was.
standing on the platform passengers applaud friendly to the leaving in the frosty
The night tram.
The curtain.
In the new ketchup "Baltimore" twice as many spots against "Vanish".
On vacation Vova went to the town of childhood Minusinsk. His school friends met him there. On this occasion, they bought the most delicious vodka and flooded the hottest bath. We went four. The hot guys ran out of the bathroom and plunged into the sink of specially prepared snow. The cow! After another swim in the snow, the noisy company ran, poured vodka, well...??? Someone is missing. whom? The WOW!
They went out on the street: "Wow! We are!"
Oh, I am here! A terrible whispering voice came from somewhere under the ground.
Next to the swarm was a well, which Vova blindly took for the second swarm. And then dive.
When friends ran, they saw a terrible picture - the naked Vova hanged, although it is unknown what behind the iced walls of the well.
Three naked men on the frost pulled out of the well of their comrade. Naturally, after pulling Vova out, everyone immediately ran to the bathroom to warm up. with shaking hands. Oh well!! Someone is missing...who? The WOW!! to
They went out on the street: "Wow! We are!"
The quiet, chilling, unceasing mat was their answer.
When everyone ran to the bathroom, Vova was the last. He grabbed the metal pen of the bathroom door. and Prilep. Well, it is understandable that when everyone ran out for the second time, the naked, frozen Vova was also imprinted by the door.