Dark, long wandering beer with a strong bitterness, caramel taste and honey aroma.
I drank this lately.
HGH: bitterness is masculine
Wauu: Male bitterness - a good name for tincture
% of marriage

This your obmudsman (no, not a mistake) by the way in the UK in the group of HIV dissidents consisted where there was a telegraph. Per it is now, by the way, but even if I thought to clean up, the closets have already split. If anyone is unaware, HIV dissidents claim that HIV and AIDS do not exist. HIV and AIDS patients are interesting: not considering their disease as such, they are not treated and continue to live like nothing before. Isn’t it scary to live around like this?

Why do you pack your suitcases and leave?
and yes.
Far away for a long time?
and yes.
Why is?
Did you send me yesterday? This is far and long.

The administrators were called, asked to unlock the mail of the dismissed employee, in order to send a letter on his behalf with a farewell. I ask: Is it compulsory? The last will of the deceased. And another admin: - From our company only forward with our feet.
Maximum of black humor.

More and more funny:

About 50 million euros, which were deposited in Latvian banks by former Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine Sergei Arbyzov and entrepreneur Yuri Ivanyushchenko, were found illegally acquired and seized by the police in favor of the Latvian treasury, the program of Latvian television De Facto.

According to the information available to the journalists of the program, in the autumn of 2014, the Prosecutor General of Ukraine Vitaly Yarema announced that the former Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine Sergei Arbyzov in the banks of Latvia arrested 49,3 million US dollars.

The arrest was also imposed on accounts in Latvian banks of Ukrainian entrepreneur and politician Yuri Ivanyushenko, who held there 32 million dollars and 72 million Swiss francs. The Prosecutor General’s Office of Latvia has sent a request to its colleagues in Ukraine about the origin of these funds, but has never received a response.

“Unfortunately, we did not receive information from Ukraine in response that this money was stolen from the state and should be returned to Ukraine,” Attorney General Eric Kallenmeiers told reporters.

Since Latvian law allows capital to be recognised as illegally obtained before the investigation was completed, the Latvian police took advantage of this and confiscated it. A total of 50 million euros from these funds have been transferred to the Latvian budget.

Never keep a baby and a parrot in the same room. The baby stops crying by a year. But this fucking bastard...

I go to the metro today. A familiar situation: at the exit is a grandmother with a suitcase, a battle filled with all kinds of sludge. The grandmother does not go out herself and interferes with others. Proletarian Station, a bunch of people, an Armenian man with a very pregnant wife (8-9 months) is about to get out, well, and of course there is a dialogue:
Next time you go out?
and no. (Man and wife are missing)
Next time you go out?
and yes.
And it turns out that he and his wife grandmother interfere most, because there are many outings, and the pregnant wife needs more space. And here the man gives with his characteristic accent:
Grandmother, here is the community that goes out on the slide! Please go away!
The people stumbled!
•×s and×s

One acquaintance aunt very much likes to grieve about what everyone around is aggressive and intolerant, it is very difficult to live in such an environment.

And then I went to that aunt on Facebook and saw a post with a recipe for cheesecakes. And in the text of the attack in the spirit "every stupid fool adds a hint, we, normal people, never do so", in the comments of the holiwar with wishes to die on the topic "how to better shape the cheesecakes - hands to glue or cut off the sausage", banks, curse, friends for ideological reasons... It is hard to live among intolerant people, Aunt Kat, yes. Almost impossible!

Comments on the correct writing of words in Russian.
I think people will read more here than in the "Russian textbook."
Googmen: Those topics include only those who are interested in it.
It is written "right"
Felicia: By the way, "on the other hand" is written together, and "never" - separately!

And on the other hand, Varka and I went to the Conservatory, to Prokofiev.
And they put it out on the heating rope. Can you see the effect?

A site dedicated to Zen, Tao and similar Eastern philosophy. With a faulty encoding - the entire text on the site consists of black squares. Looking at it, I cried and understood Zen.

Listening to a wife’s conversation with her friends:
I am not offended by my husband because I immediately realized he was a fool.
How is it?
- Well, we were on the alloy with a large company and stopped at the stall on the pitch. And there were the cows of God visibly-invisible and we and the girls picked up their full palms and let us start with the words: God's cow flew to heaven, let your children eat candy there! And then Jura comes with the cow in his hand and says: God's cow go to hell, let your children eat sinners! He throws her into the ground. Then I understood everything...

Let the sick children take money from the budget for treatment.
Getting paid on the first channel?
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A salary for footballers - on the results of SMS-voting during the match

There are no jokes, so far.

Let the sick children take money from the budget for treatment.
Getting paid on the first channel?

On one of my laptops, the Windows 10 update wiped out Ubuntu Linux, which existed in parallel with it. And on another weaker old little note, the Ubuntu pushed out the screw, which was also installed in parallel. While the sacred wars of our time are ongoing, important data is better to hide in the clouds.

C IT Group in Watsapp.
xxx: Stepan) you buy the program in the company where Eva works) you consciously make a malfunction in the program, leave the application in the company and all, Eva will come through remote access
Yyy: Do you suggest playing with her a cursor? 😉
xxx: and loudly rolling up in the notebook))

I have a friend, Elena. Born a daughter. My daughter was six months old and decided to find her a babysitter. Looking for a long time did not have to - the neighbor on the staircase cage said, "Oh, I just have a friend, so many years worked as a babysitter in the kindergarten, such an active retired woman... "

Well decided, an experienced, active retiree is exactly what we need.

Then came the day of the interview. Alena opens the door, greeting the new babysitter. The nurse enters, throws her "hello" almost through her shoulder, confidently goes to wash her hands to take the child. Then he goes to the baby bed and looks at the baby. He turns sharply, looks at Alena and almost screams:

Alenka is you?

Well.. Surprised by the mother of the child.

You have another name on... by P!

The Polish.. How do you know?

Thirty years ago you were in my bedroom, I saw you as a child, as if you were brought back to me, little girl. Well work..

Now I have a second generation :)

Discuss the case of how in the plane a stranger helped the mother to calm the child
Good that the mother’s brain didn’t burst out: "The kidnapper of the child! I am a pedophile!"
Kidnapping a child on board a plane? It is original!

Zizmo> In the guests of a familiar couple heard. The man reads The Secret City.

Yesterday the mosquitoes got the pps. He fell asleep at night! At three o’clock I woke up, all perforated like a shit! I think shit to you. He found a raptor, set fire and started walking around the room.
Wife: I wake up in the middle of the night from thunder and thunder. The husband, in the cowardice, masks the cane around the bed and something bubbles about vampires, Nosferat, death to all and so on... I decided that the man's cover was completely torn from the books...
M:...I feel like I’ve started enough with poison, it’s time to look into dreams. I shut down the raptor, I see — the woman in the bed is just lying...
J:...Turn your mantra and use it to me. I am stupid to refuse.
M:...I am dealing with the business, and I am waiting for the messenger to fly in my back...
J: I did everything normally. With feeling, with feeling...
I lie down, rest, listen to the broadcast. They don’t seem to whisper...
J:...And suddenly, with such hatred and satisfaction, he releases “A DEAD FACE???!!In the head there are: Cadillac, vampires, mantras, ritual sex...
M:...And in response a hysterical laugh and the answer: “Not yet.”

September 12th is the 256th day of the year - the programming day. Congratulations to you, colleagues!