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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №116051
 13.07.2015
XXX: Do not try to get rid of it.
Yyy: In which of the two verbs are the letters rearranged?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116050
 13.07.2015
In Melbourne, every tree was assigned an e-mail.

and laphroaig:
I asked Yasen: 'Where is my favorite?
Jasmine did not answer, shaking his head.

0lympian: Rather, somehow like this:

Postmaster notify: undelivered. Host name lookup failure.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116049
 13.07.2015
Mr. Y: The lady was with the cockroaches. In the literal sense.
Mr.Y: Yesterday was at her guests, before visiting the bathroom was confused by the insight "You see such a big cockroach - don't kill, it's a cousin".
Mr. Y: I’ve never met Kuzma, but since then I’ve only thought of him. Also, the most vigilant trip to the toilet in my life.
BuPTy03: Yes, stop
BuPTy03: I’m just breaking between two offensive jokes, so choose yourself:
BuPTy03: a) A healthy cockroach with a beard and a waist is standing on a tank and terribly says: "YOU! Shall not! Pick up!"
BuPTy03: b) Translating another classic: cockroaches are not in the clowns, but in the heads!
Mr.Y: I will support the domestic producer and my intellectual image by voting for b)
Mr.Y: And I will even add: and some of them are also Madagascar!)
BuPTy03: Wow, what a good guy, straight hands to my Venus made ))

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №116048
 13.07.2015
"Because it is so accepted. Because there are informal rules, and they must be followed. It was and will always be.
In early childhood, children learn to distinguish boys from girls by hair and clothes. It is right"

Thank you, dear man, there has always been a suspicion that most people are mentally retarded, but so much?! to

I suggest from this and dance: "sick, you have a wave!", "Fedor Stepanic, let’s go to him? "Yes, but I first pi-pi", "What else "rose"? He is not in the rainbow! What do you think of color?" I taught it as a child, and that’s right.

Many disrespectful, according to official norms, if a person is not trained, he is given a reference, and by informal, if someone stresses you with his stupidity, then he is given a trip to a walking erotic journey.

More dangerous than clinical idiots are only initiative.
Mr Jablonsky –

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №116047
 13.07.2015
Part 2
Pick up and put on stones. At the end of the sabotage, the best way out is to shutdown your legs and place your log there, allowing the ladies to get off.

If you are a lot of users - advice: arrange and allocate a separate swap patch in the forest. Otherwise, every day or two you will encounter everywhere on your stupid springs. Even worse when it comes to strangers.

The bedroom is usually large in volume, but the hoposho is compressed with the help of a compression package of any vepsia. I rub a few meters of thick piece - it is longer, but the degree of compression is higher.

All power sources are consistently applied in the two-tpi-four-type package - otherwise, after gpoz, the power can be extinct for a long time.

I always watched the speed and the date. Do not use stable veps and do not hpani - do not doubt, there will be no life with them.

Make sure that the tent is always covered. Especially if there is any emulator windows installed - a potential DPA is safe.

Never leave it fixed for the night. Otherwise, a cloud of small hackers will fly and it will tick up to the utp, as if you pump anything out.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116046
 13.07.2015
Damn the guy! I haven’t seen you from school! Let’s get together, let’s bump somehow? Where do you live that?
On the other side of the cultural divide.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №116045
 13.07.2015
MABUITO: And I just recently got out of the bunker of Chinese pornography and for me this post proved very useful. I wanted something unforgettable :D
xbron: "Chinese porn?" O_o
peter47 is anonymous. It is about Anime. The Chinese porn. It is right.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116044
 13.07.2015
"Angar, who had a wreath on the roof. From the inner side. And not just one, but as if it was done many times... Because there is a system in the plane that always works.
It is..."
It is ===
From birth until the age of 12 lived at military airfields (father - a fighter pilot). The autonomous catapult is true. About the wreaths, and many more - the stars. Pyropatron, the father told, shoots a catapult with such force that the spine seems to have folded twice - there you have to quickly leave the zone where the multi-ton glands freely fall, throwing the torches of flames. The roof of the hangar chair will break through just for the departure. The concrete will not be broken, but there is no remainder on it. And this is a guaranteed death, even Soviet soldiers are not so dumb to try again and again. And the real case: the boys from the neighboring house broke into such an open ground in the weekend. One of them catapulted. The plane stood on the stand not quite horizontally - something was decommissioned there and the chair went not vertically but with the departure to the horizon. The square is large, there is a steering track, along which fighters from the airfield took their way. So there was literally Nothing left of the guy, just a wet red strip on the asphalt. You say, there are a lot of mistakes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116043
 13.07.2015
This is:

My 7 year old daughter is frozen. He threw his coat on her, her knees folded and she fell.

*** by

A couple of years ago I got drunk in a bike club. In the head is a vertex. The program is striptease. Everyone has their girlfriend on the table. We had a very fragile person. Something masculine and noble in me woke up. It seemed that she was forced to work, she was unhappy and cold (by season - autumn Peter). Not thinking long, one move I throw on her my jacket with a built-in metal turtle all in iron, more than 10kg in total. So I will never forget those eyes drawn by the weight in the table sheet. Fortunately, there were no injuries, only moral injuries. Sorry to Julia.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №116042
 13.07.2015
Gerasim: Blade weather...10 degrees, wind, rain does not stop...October
GERASIM: I melted the oven today!! to
Are the dogs over?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116041
 13.07.2015
Silv_m> generally, the shame, where the gifts from the collective, where my virgin bonded by a bandit
xxxx> and in the server under the server looked? )
Silv_m> and, of course, you have to look, usually there is to put virgins and other gifts.
Could it be that your main gift was released, ate all the chocolates and drank all the beer and ran away?
xxxx> runs somewhere all dotted in chocolate and wrapped in beer, wrapped in greeting red giant bands

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116040
 13.07.2015
Part 1
Install local networks. Networking can cause conflicts with Ribnadzop, and this is then treated for a long time. It is better to put a local beetle on the beetle, but not from the pot. A big puppy, they’ll be chased.

If a tent is installed, it is necessary not to let go and sleep.

If you are installing upstream - be sure to study the manual, there is a lot of non-private.

To download water is better from the columns, it is more freshly: the one that goes with the landscape, not always copepectly sabotages - can then distract with frequent piping.

The freshest dpows are the worst. They are still rash, they usually have a license (if broken - conflicts can arise). Therefore, it is best to keep the stain. But he has the property of falling down and peeping down - know how to jump back.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116039
 13.07.2015
Ohhhhhh I sit reading news of the Air Force, Science section
One day, pushing the rod into the mouse’s vagina, he caused the rodent to react unexpectedly.
Ohhhhhh The fucking work of people is fascinating.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116038
 13.07.2015
I have a birthday. My husband suggested changing the phone. My old, slender, but it works. Hearing that they wanted to change him, he died overnight. You’ve been injured by your talk, fucking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116037
 13.07.2015
Composed from the forum :)

What year is it in the court today?
In theaters go Mad Max, dinosaurs of the Jurassic period and Terminator.
Clinton against Bush.
The new Windows comes out with the "Start" button.
If "Red Hot Chili Peppers" returns to the charts, I will definitely think that Marty and Doc got something wise...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116036
 13.07.2015
The news:
A 53-year-old Japanese man who travelled to the Toyota plant in St. Petersburg committed suicide.

Is it so fucking gathered? O_O


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116035
 13.07.2015
My wife was delighted yesterday :) I was fighting in the kitchen, she watched the "dacky answer". He comes and says:
- They use a massive cedar penis as a table.
– What what? O_O
A massive penis cedar, they said.
–... ???? O_O
Massive foam of cedar!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116034
 13.07.2015
Today we are in the store: "Sasha! No can be so! You change your mind more often than our mom!"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116033
 13.07.2015
At work, the water cooler was installed unsuccessfully: the user risks getting the back of the door of the cabinet that opens inside. Owners are aware, so before entering they are warned that they will open now.

The cold stopped, but the habit remained. The new employee seems to think we’re all a bit weird here.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116032
 13.07.2015
Since when have 30-year-olds become basarines?? to

Well, from the point of view of the 14-year-old, all girls over the age of 19 are aunt. Deep and sadly elderly.

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