Compliments for women:
She: Sweet, you have such thick eyebrows.
She: I would have such eyelids!

Yesterday I met a man on Lexus on a gasoline...
YYY: Well and how?
XX: I come to the gasoline station, and there are no tankers... and I am not able to. And here I see the lexus...I approached, asked for help. That is how we met.
YYY: And what next?
XX: Then he told me to lead me home... in the end, he led me 2 times in the car, then led me to him and there until the morning...)
YYY: o_o )))

XXX: My daddy was funny.)
He downloaded updates for XP and XP told him after installation, suspiciously as follows: You may not have a licensed version of Windows.
and
YYY: This is normal.
But if I put a pirate whistle, it goes to the update site and thanks me for using the licensed software...

Media: Saakashvili tried to commit suicide

The President of Georgia tried to put his hands on himself, considering the war a lost one. According to the newspaper, the guard in the last moment pulled a gun out of his hand.

The Ahrend! Hitler is a failure. Do not shoot shooters! Let’s say it to you "actoooo!and "

0dminko: administrators rarely sleep and wash, potmoou that in every office there is a shower and a drawer

I’ve never been so crazy!! I was in the training room at the peak hour. Of the 20 running paths, 15 are probably occupied. Everyone runs as happy as suddenly the electricity is cut!!!! 15 people who talked about the frame probably invented a new mat))))))))

The Blonde:
Are you from Kamchatka?
Shadowsky :
Agha
The Blonde:
Are you really living in the jury?
Shadowsky :
Oh, and they ride on deer, and those who are richer live on bears.
The Blonde:
How are the bears?
Shadowsky :
Well, it’s like you in Moscow, the rich on the bentley ride.
The Blonde:
Do you have no cars? of transportation?
Shadowsky :
Why are there, even buses go, but someone does not ride in them, because when it is cold, there are penguins filled up hot and bite everyone!!! to
The Blonde:
You are what? You are poor :)
Shadowsky :
Oh, the poor :)))))))))))))))

He was wearing glasses – they were talking like a botanist. I started wearing lenses - now they talk like a buffalo

I thought here... it might be on the BORE to do some tests, what type of person you are, or something funny, and then write a percentage, who are the readers of the grey quotation...

And I still have a book about Professor Fortran somewhere :)

We are all peaceful, solid people. Not so long ago, the idea of carrying a large size dildo was actively discussed. And the police do not dig (because it is not a weapon in any way), and the rubber shovel is very effective, and the psychological effect on the enemy should produce an indelible (heart in the forehead is not a fist in the nose), and in long journeys more fun.

Igor reports:
In our data warehouse all data have equal rights!!!! to
Vadim reports:
BUGOGA
Igor reports:
From each sector by opportunity, to each byte by need!
Vadim reports:
Give Communism in a separate cluster!!! to
Vadim reports:
Transactions of all streams, connect!!!! to
Vadim reports:
Urrrraaaa to!

Sergun: Today I saw banners in Ukrainian, with inscriptions: "Do not buy Russian goods, do not support aggressors" and so on. :o

IVS: And there were calls not to include gas plates? )))

Seriously ?

by BuBaR:
There’s one big problem with free BSD servers... it’s that you just forget what they are about. You just work. And you don’t think that iron can die there. Here, when calculating the 4x server interchangeable system, I saw that the bsd-server is not duplicated. I remembered how much it all hangs on it and I became an archive...

Today on Euronews - news block on the topic of South Ossetia, voice for picture - in Latvia, demonstrations of residents in support of Georgia and with the demand to remove Russian troops bla bla bla " and there is a slash of cadres - the crowds of Latvians are going, waving with Russian flags and transparants "NATO GO HOME!"
I am in this zoo.

Today is a day of mourning for the dead in South Ossetia. 1600 people in four days.
Supporting those who are not equal

SilveYAR_nk: The relations between Georgia and Russia are like a girl and a gentleman.She cried out, scorned him and whipped the spots.He also turns around and just tries to hold her hands... he could fuck so that her nose with a hump would be in the brain.

The Foreign Minister of Abkhazia urges the international community to prohibit Georgia from having its own armed forces. For the last 100 years Georgia has been an independent state for 21 years: from 1918 to 1921 and from 1990 to the present day. And during this time it has managed to unleash seven wars,” the minister explained.
by Lenta.ru

Whoever has more army is a peacemaker.

July 29th: Hi Let us meet!
You are Yulia!! to
July 92: exactly 0_0. And you?
July 92: and I got your photo on the modem...
Drull: I don’t have a modem ((
July 29 : ((