Chocolate accelerates the brain

If only there is something to speed up. Otherwise you will be stupid and fat.

Subject Vk, discussion of the purchase of tickets for the concert of the group Pornovideo:

Anastasia: I learned at the European box office about the availability of tickets, after I spoke the name, the cashier began to be baptized and grabbed the heart. I even felt uncomfortable.)

I was previously sent with visitors to the foundation because I was the most inexperienced, and now they are sent with them to the foundation because I am the most experienced.
I feel like I’m balled somewhere.

here here :
"It does not eat! When a man says that a woman is a fool, it means that the woman has managed to eat him with something.))) She turned out to be smarter, more persistent or more clever than him, so the most fool is!

=) is
I finally understood! The ex-wife, when scratched 2 wings and 2 doors in the car, when trying to go into the garage (and they agreed that it was early for her to try and she will call me..), just wanted me to go out, and she managed!
And all because she turned out to be smarter, more persistent and smarter than me. I called her a fool and called her a bad member.

But who can explain how Margaret turns into Peggy?

Well, and not to get up twice - Richard in Dick.

I sit and look at Saus Park. In the series, several schoolchildren removed from social networks and this was shown as suicide or disappeared from the internet. And parents worried that someone hadn’t appeared on the internet for a long time.
And here they call from work, said if everything is well with me, or I was something inaccessible. There were no strange calls. Then it came to me that I was lost in the telegram group, I was without the internet.
was cautious.

How would...
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Educated by Wikipedia:

Regardless of the grandmother, the same fairy-tale motive is found in many peoples. Read in Wikipedia "Stories of a folklore tale". For example, "The Pumpkin" has analogues in the fairy tales of many other peoples: American "Pumpkin Man", English "Johnny Pumpkin". The plot is also found in Scandinavian, German, Uzbek, Tatar and other fairy tales. According to the plot classifier of Arne-Thompson, the fairy tale belongs to the type of 2025 - "the escaped fool". The reason for the story is to observe the falling moon. In all variants from "bread" bite a little.

Read a story. Who has bitten us a little bit? He ran away, ran away from everybody, and then he was suddenly eaten into a rough red haru. It looks like a falling moon, just one in one.
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That version of the fairy tale, which we are familiar with - already heavily adapted and reworked, in the original version is indeed, everyone bit by bit from the Colomb.

Basic - Book

Tell the title of an English fairy tale, where the character gets stuck in a hole, goes home for a tail, expands twice and gets out of it. The whole story consists of such moments.

If anyone knows similar in Russian and not only, your tips are also big.

Who knows, maybe he will eventually take the place of Klement Voroshilov.
This is a famous lead release of the "What Where When"?

Is it bad?? O_O
Do you confuse Vladimir Voroshilov?

The teacher had a name.
I approach the department somehow, I browse the lectures lists, there is some "Dictors". Well, I think the illiterates in our department of Degtyarev recorded. Well, but not "Dictionary".
And then I learned that yes, analphabets, only passports a few generations ago.

Here’s a little about the Russian art house.

“First we see the tea. The tea cooked for a long time. If the tea bar is iron, it will be a rural drama, if plastic, it will be a movie about the life of the middle class. The tea covers the hand. If the male is a film about loneliness, if the female is a subtle psychological drama, and if the two hands are the slopes, scandals of intrigue and investigation. Next plan: the main character appears in the frame and stares in the distance, begins to play a song written by a friend of the director. In the final, they all realize that all this time they wandered in the shadows of their childhood house.” The titles.

Layk: How you will not understand: at the peak hour, you should not give up your seats in the subway to the oldest, but to the fatest!

It’s not my story, but it’s masterpiece!
I walked through one of the many courts of our town and witnessed an interesting picture.
Because of the corner, a 16- to 18-year-old guy rolls around with a pack of something there. He goes, then suddenly stops and after a couple of seconds gives out the astonished: "Daddy?!". At this moment, a couple comes out of the entrance, a man turns toward the guy, and I hear a silent voice (the acoustics of the court allows): "Son?!". The man throws his hand luggage and begins to move in the direction of the guy, spreading his hands. The guy does the same. In the courtyard is heard: "Father? The child?" They finally meet and hold each other in their arms. And here I pay attention to the companion of a man who literally suffocates from laughter. At this point, both the man and the boy start to laugh. Compared to me, the woman explains: "This is how we live - two idiots. Five years ago, I got the bread".

My daughter just went to kindergarten.
In anticipation of this, she swallowed all her ears.
First day, enthusiasm for fees, ecstasy from freedom from dads, moms, grandparents and grandmothers. He says he will not go anymore tonight. The second day, again excited, in the evening we take the child, which she tells us that it was the second last time.

"The throne of the King of Thailand will inherit Mach Wachiralongkorn".

xxx: A good name for the new king - whoever speaks, can be considered absolutely sober.

Shortly about me and about the diet: I went for an apple, eaten three pebbles. At this rate, this story will never have a happy ending :(

to this:
For the same behavior, metals are called noble, and gases are called inert.

Noble metals are also called inert, and inert gases are called noble. You don’t know much about chemistry.

I am not a burner, I am a burner.
This is a Samsung Galaxy 7 lighting, and you are in vain.

>In general, blinds and homophobes are surprisingly unanimous in terms of "they themselves invented in an empty place - themselves over-excited"

Oh, only the blinds quietly over-excite themselves in a narrow circle of like-minded people, and the homophobes climb with their over-excitement where it is not worth climbing.

Why is it bad when it is called by the wrong name? There are no evil witches. After all, you always need a real name, only DNA is not enough