The Tokyo Hotel collapsed, Timati was called the Pidor... The people, and what is happening? Apocalypse was promised, not heaven on earth.and :)

Flag: One group returned from France - especially distinguished there were sent to exchange for a course from famous professors. At the first lesson on the "tram-pam-not remembered-exactly-something-PO-computing technology", the lecturer pathetically asks the question "who of you is familiar with C/C++?". Immediately the forest of hands rises and the professor annoyed to the side of the board "ah yeah...this is the Russian..."

I enter the store, there is a glass door (I fit it myself once) ) The last time there appeared the inscription "This is the door!". Today there hangs a sheet with the inscription "Door!!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!! The door!!

from JJ:

Scene from 1989. A drunk representative of the rock movement crawls under the table to another representative of the rock movement with the words: "Andy, tell me, AS THE ZEPPELINOMAN OF ZEPPELINOMAN, Gorbachev, no?"

And the night? Who now, having taken a half-bank on the chest, can pronounce the word "Ceppelinoman"?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
There was a garden. I fucked all the teachers and all the outsiders so that no one would distract me from the experiment. In advance, I started a niche such a wooden brace, 2 meters long and a section of somewhere 100 to 100, I do not remember where I took it.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
So here
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The experiment was this:
I laid this brow in the middle on a small but high stone – as they were hooked, on one end I laid another small stone, and I fell on the bottom that stood next to the free end, which was raised up...
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And I jumped on him from that thumb.
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I watched how this brow shrugged a small stone, made a salto, and rooownechenko so freely flew over the tower to me.
WOW :
and ?
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I love physics, especially mechanics.

Status in ASCII:
Do you want a surprise? The day of all lovers??? I got my heart from the stars and got a ban for life! Ignorance is the best gift. The two did not believe.
I did not stand, I smashed my heart, I sent, I received.
In response:" And here is a gift" and silence..
The Olive! I know you are reading right, I was joking.

Prepod talks about the theory of the counts:

Here in all kinds of books for young children, so that they can develop, they often write the task of 3 houses and 3 wells, and they can not solve it. You probably couldn’t either. And all because you did not know the theorem of Pontryagin-Kuratovsky!

Orthodox Church had a historic transmission.
"...they ate dinner at 4 o’clock in the evening. It has to do with the day. At that time, in the 16th century, people went to bed early, saving thus on e l e k t r o e n e r g e..."
The fucking. It is better to do a dog show.

<Alex_Lord!> Endry: which customer?
<Endry> Alex_Lord!! Sho for the client?! to
<Alex_Lord!> Endry: mill... what is the proga?
<Endry> Alex_Lord!! Herbert knows him.
<Alex_Lord!> Endry: Is it written at the top of the screen?
<Endry> Fletron El Jui

1st Take a release from the MSDN or a misspelled (!!!) The BillGates version
2nd We are formatting!!! The hard disk that we put on.
Three In the bios (!!!) The year 2099 instead of 2008
4 is Installed without entering the serial number!!! I set an ultimatum.
5 is After the installation in the bios (!!!) Change the year back to 2008

Vista writes that there are 30 days left to activate, but those 30 days will be counted from the date of installation in 2099. So the 30-day counter does not move:))))))) You have 30 days in stock and another 91 years. I think you have enough time.

Remember that under U.S. antitrust laws during the test period the software must (!!!) be fully functional and receive all updates.

Explanation: The system installation date of 2099 is OUT of the life cycle of the widget.

Ura! Microsoft has crashed again. The 200 million backs spent on the safety of the wheels went to the ass under the tail, and we enjoy the unshakable fifth described above.

Yankee> is there a psychologist here?
Yankee> how long does the habit last?
Yankee> my house was repaired, the door was moved in my room
Yankee> where before the door was, now the closet
Yankee> I was fucking fucking asking him to influence!!! to
Yankee> OK even when he stood empty
Yankee> went in, posted like a fool, went out
Yankee> and Senya barely hanged his eye
Yankee> Fingal on a Half-Mord
Yankee> colleagues, fucks, looking dull and hiccups about themselves
Yankee> I hear that it is not worth explaining
Yankee> will be roasting
Yankee> Fucks

In the center of Moscow, the official car of the head of the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs Viktor Kiryanov struck a woman who was crossing the road in an unidentified place. City FM 15:26

Stopped immediately the zebra sterling and the lighthackers destroyed...

Developer: RPC Call – I have written forty times that an error occurs if the server cannot return the client the result of the request.
TEST: How is it?
Suppose you are a seller in the store. The man approaches, says, "Kilo sausage and water, please!", you turn to the refrigerator, weigh the sausage, you are going to give it, and now look - there is no sausage! Error while dispatching incoming RPC call?! to

Kyzma: Fuck, when there is a week to pay and 200p in your pocket you think it’s a pipet.
Kyzma: But it’s coming to an end, and you understand that you can live a week on 200.
Kyzma: Then you are visited by thoughts, and how much you can accumulate if you spend so constantly...
Kyzma: But when you get paid and remember those thoughts...
Kyzma: You understand how we live!

She grabbed her teaching on philosophy into a group of people carrying nonsense with a serious face.
m/

1: gl hf, man!
Thx and U2!
1 from?
Germany and U?
1: Russia
2nd Aaaaaah! of Russia! by Kalinka-Malinka
Hitler’s coat!! to

From the apartment of the non-working Moscow woman, the perpetrators took out five norths in the amount of more than 2 million rubles.

The cost of the stolen SUV was 1 million 250 thousand. It belonged to an unemployed resident of Moscow.

An unemployed resident of Moscow appealed to the police. The woman that around 12:00 unknown people stole her SUV Lexus RX-350, which was parked near the house N81 on the Lenin Avenue. The cost of the car was 1 million 885 thousand. The ruble.

Kar
What kind of shit do I do?!! to

xxx: chiju means behind the comp...something quiet..
I went looking for...
XXX: Found... a cock sitting and cuddling at the TV...
xxx: I decided to scare=)... so quietly I steal and so stupid translation!!!!! to
xxx : the floor of the wall in the hive=((((

From the Computer Iron Forum

Summary: The developer and manufacturer are aliens of Chinese origin.
And what else to explain the fact that for the simple opening of the body you need to press your fingers in 12 (twelve) places, and the drive itself is attached to the converter... The Scots!!! to

status message: behind the comp mama, don't write anything, as I'll come back - I'll tell you!

by Bio$
Get healed soon. You have to shake the shit. Totally out. The gambling machines have been placed, and the tribute for our land is not paid. I feel the disassembly will be, most importantly, so that the baldness does not fall all at once, as last time. Don’t give him heroin anymore. You were funny with him, and I was almost shot that time. By the way, do you have the syringes left or have a new product?


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