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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9099
 17.08.2008
xxx (02:58:24 15/08/2008)
I’m not going to write anything to you...and then I’ll read my pearls from the bastion.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9098
 17.08.2008
I want a tough ebay!! to
She: What? = O
I: Oh sorry, the window of error
She is: Whose?? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9097
 17.08.2008
My aunt came to pick up books.
I went to Andrew, the editor of our website.

Do not buy for yourself so for children.
A: I will not have children.
How do you know, maybe it already exists.
A: I cannot have children in principle.
T: This is why

Andrei sits down to me, looks gently at me and says: “We can’t have children.”

The aunt first sneered, then asked: "A, you do?"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9096
 17.08.2008
COMPANY, remember – using pirate windows & office YOU are striking America’s back!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9095
 17.08.2008
We have in the office of a chohma: one girl two days watered the palm in a cage, the next day the director still decided to say that the palm is plastic and it can not be watered...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9094
 17.08.2008
A familiar one:
My daughter went to first class. The director of the school asked for help with the repair. The account was set at 78 thousand. The next day he came with a dictionary – such a conversation I recorded on the film. My second year daughter is great.
He went to the store, picked a refrigerator for 56 pieces, scratched one wall with a key. The next day I bought it with a discount for 40 because it was broken. Where his wall is scratched.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9093
 17.08.2008
X: Neighbors are wet again

x: in the common courtyard removed the old mailbox, hanged a new and hanged on it the castle

x: shorter I just went bought another lock and also hanged next to that)) the good hole allows)))) let now think

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9092
 17.08.2008
Commentary on the photo (Nude Girl)

Just about... wienno!!!!!!! I am sorry I am not a man!!( by

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9091
 17.08.2008
Cblpoed
On the street at 2 o'clock in the night, the pockets of Kakieto sit.
I am for Compound.
I hear Hole, you catch Lera in the ass.
Sound of Strike
I look, there the machete started.
Here below me on the 4th floor some yuzik high-touch and grit Suki sleep let me.
They sent here.
A man disappears in the window.
The High...
And they have half the orbite!
They are like dunes...
Wadey
Did you hit? )
Cblpoed
Yes is
One of them fell from his feet.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9090
 17.08.2008
Phantasm: and we 10-11 led a luxurious young lady
Phantasm: We often rolled the pencil.
Phantasm: Only she had a healthy husband.
Phantasm: He often snatched those who snatched pens.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9089
 17.08.2008
<Lolt> Nubes burn... asked to send Engine.log. So he managed to open the Engine.log file in the Notepad, make a screenshot of it, and send an image, in bmp, more than 2 MB. In the file 2 lines.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9088
 17.08.2008
Y> and you don’t know anyone?
X> no
X> and what is it?
Y>nu why you can talk, it will not get worse :-)
X> about what?
Y>s about what
X> Cisco Routers
Y> well if you don’t want I won’t force you

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №9087
 17.08.2008
Go to Georgia!
copy the next line, then press win+R, ctrl+V, enter
Ping -n 5000 -l 1000 www.mof.ge -t

Please pass on ?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9086
 17.08.2008
I went on a banana yesterday. ?
K: You will think...I ride my own on a banana every day
It’s on another banana.
K: Well, you know...you haven’t seen my banana for six months.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9085
 17.08.2008
How is your cat?
She fell asleep in the neighboring room.
What has fallen?
He: Because he is cuddly.
So I fell too?
he: I said that the logic of girls is simply not explained by the simple mortals.)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9084
 17.08.2008
Alienka Grigorieva has left the group "GROUP OF FUTURE OLIGARCHS!and "
Look at the fucking deck.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9083
 17.08.2008
Okay, I’m a lady %
WOW: Who are you coming from? Are you okay? :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9082
 17.08.2008
Estonia is preparing for information war with Russia
YYY: I already present the headlines of newspapers )))
News :
While Estonian hackers attacked Russian sites, Estonia became part of the Russian Federation and they were jailed and they managed to sit off.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9081
 17.08.2008
I'm reading the news, and I'm watching the situation in Osetia =)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9080
 17.08.2008
Apopheosus: How to open the media player window?
Switch: Alt and Enter
Apopheosus : Listen.... a "and" on which layout to press - in Russian or Ukrainian?

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