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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №8440
 02.08.2008
I am never, never, never, never! I have never seen such a fabulously sad, fabulously dumb, play-like elephant, the dumbest and foolishest and unnecessary shit, like a video on the tower.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №8439
 02.08.2008
He is: Hi!!!!! Add me to your contact list =)
She: (O)_o
What kind of smiley is this?
She: It's me looking in the eye who knocked on me :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №8438
 02.08.2008
1st Hi to you! Does your sister have a boyfriend?? to
2nd Which of mine?
1st Fucking sisters of course. When I came to you, I met you like this...do you have a lot of them?
2nd I don’t read, I don’t have a sister. You saw my younger brother.
The wall:
2nd What did he want?
No one, go on...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8436
 02.08.2008
Olchi (12:46:42 31/07/2008)
What do you like about food? :)

daWs (12:47:00 31/07/2008)
The Fruit

Olchi (12:47:10 31/07/2008)
And what?

daWs (12:47:49 31/07/2008)
Peaches, bananas, pears, apricots, meat

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8435
 02.08.2008
Catherine does not burn as a child
You want magic.

Katya : Go

Give the number from 3 to 9

Katya : 2

You know, you won.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8434
 02.08.2008
My name is Diana, I just write from my brother’s ass.
Albert: How old are you?

Stalker: 17
I am 48

STALKER: In the infos written 22
I write from my son's ass.

STALKER: Honestly, it does not matter how old the interlocutor is, the main thing is that it is interesting to communicate!
My grandfather came up.
ALBERT: No talk too.
He is 84

Are you joking? – I am serious.
You are not 48!
ALBERT: You guess, there is still a grandfather, only he is paralyzed.
ALBERT: but speaks almost clearly, so you can also take pictures.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8433
 02.08.2008
My computer worked at night. The wireless keyboard on the floor left, the computer in slide mode. My dog lay on the keyboard and I wept when a track from Devil May Cry 4 played on the entire 140-watt Japanese acoustic rope.
I still nothing, the parents are also slightly immunized (but from an urgent trip to the toilet, it still did not save them), but the neighbors went through the wall quite smoothly. And only my dog was asleep on the keyboard, so it fell asleep. Now I know who in our family is a metalist.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №8432
 02.08.2008
It is better to hear an unpleasant lie than an unpleasant truth.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8431
 02.08.2008
I read this in a 1992 sports magazine. that year

The first and last time a Formula 1 champion was an Englishman.

by Nigel Mansell.

and London. Road to Heathrow. Tired of. The Mist. The sliding asphalt. with

The speed of 200 km / h is carried by Mercedes. The police naturally

They stop:

- You guys, have you been chasing that way? Did you imagine you were Nigel Mansell?

and no. I am just Ayrton Senna.

It shows rights. Three-time champion of Formula 1.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №8430
 02.08.2008
The transitional age is when in the heat you do not know what you want more:

ice cream or beer.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8429
 02.08.2008
The Moscow! If you meet on the street these actors from the video, please, go out unhappy! Capcha doomed suggests that they are fucking.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №8428
 02.08.2008
Let not the hand of the Giver faint.

Do not shake the hand of the receiver.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8427
 02.08.2008
The replacement was specially postponed to 1 August, so that on 2 August the airborne vehicles would not go crazy.

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