A new guy came to work. He doesn’t talk to anyone, everyone is watching the monitor. He put a threatening orc on the table with the inscription on his chest: "Work, Negro!"
I am scared.
Alex: Good to sit at home, sweet, let’s go to the cinema;)
The red movie? Which? where?
A new cinema has opened. NoD There is now the Festival of German Film and Cartoon
3D... German cinema... Famous high-conceptual?
Alex: Oh yeah ?
Ryzhik: Well, German can also be downloaded online... but in 3D to watch will be interesting.
Alex: The Woman
She: you will have to starve a couple of months and buy a notebook
He says, “You eat your own food.”
Hi-tek: Make a sentence from words whose first letter is "S". Urgently, the housewife ordered this.
Kvak: the shirt, hat and shirt are loud.
Dim-on: The stalls moved, the students expanded.
dim-on: The Scots were shaken, shocked by the sharp prostitutes. Shallows spread in shallows.
Volh87: A shabby schoolchild shoot shorts to a 60-year-old schizophrenia driver. Step by step, she blackmailed the driver with chopsticks, chocolate, and champagne. The driver struck the shovel, the schoolgirl stumbled. "Shallow, shallow the shirt of the shirt!It was a noise of blackmail. The driver sprinkled the schoolgirl, sprinkled with a shaft, a syringe, stamped cloves. The sixth grade girl shrugged her hair with shampoo. "The prostitute, the chimpanzee, the chinchilla!" "Sham shaky!" - a shocked schoolgirl whispered.
JeloMe: o_O on a large scale! The masterpiece!
Hi-tek: Idiots, a sister in the second class is studying...
I realized one thing the day before: trust between people starts when they stop being afraid of going to each other bigger. and :)
xhh: especially if the diarrhea takes over %)
Need for Spirt:
He was a good friend,
But he turned off the unlimited...
Archy: Remember the song Kisha "Cursed Old House". So, Tom and Jerry should be the series "Cursed Old Tom"!
9-N: and in the lake swims the damned old som :)
SuPreme: and the pirates drink the damned old rum))
Archy: and against the damned old broom there is no damned old method!!))
9-N: And remember the medicine before it was, damned old Mom? The Doctor Mom!
SuPreme: my sister has a damned old home in the box)))
Archy: as a child, everyone was gluing the damned old snowball!))
SuPreme: and Boris Moiseev the damned old homo!!))))))
puzmobil (02:12:21 15/08/2008)
Are you not sleeping?
not yet (02:12:55 15/08/2008)
and HS
not yet (02:13:00 15/08/2008)
Do not sleep (
puzmobil (02:13:12 15/08/2008)
Like a full moon.
not yet (02:13:28 15/08/2008)
Yes? did not know
puzmobil (02:13:40 15/08/2008)
Look in the window)
not yet (02:14:03 15/08/2008)
Screenshot: Lean to Stand Up
Lisi4ka: I am a neurologist
Lisi4ka: by the way, and unpopic too :)
Mudilo stitched my phone, I know you will read this message so show at least a drop of compassion...Find in the notebook the number "My2" and came out on it the number of Marina Cl.Zad.This is my ass!! The mood and financial part you have already supported me...be a person not to ruin your personal life...
Yandex is bullied, under the search line is written "For example: Hot Water"
(C) Greetings from Vladivostok =' (
by JJ
I drove from school on bus number 14. She was my best friend, and there was no other bus to our school. But she was my head tall and bigger because she was well fed. She was the only child, and I was saved. Although I was also the only child, we still had two dogs, a cat and a canary.
c) Juliy
Arty: you need to either move the kitchen to the compost or reverse.
Arty: While I was running there, the tea lost somewhere.
Moffka >
Please help me, but I don’t have much on the subject. I recently promised my boyfriend a surprise and I don’t know what I knew it was for drunkenness! He asked me to make this surprise for him, but this surprise must be blatant, but I don’t want to have sex with him or make a fuck! There are other options besides what can be done?! to
TED >
Guess in bed.
And there was a surprise!
Lexus (14:43:50 18/08/2008)
I have a problem with Karina.
Piches (14:44:12 18/08/2008)
It is normal with her.
Lexus (14:44:21 18/08/2008)
You did not understand.
Lexus (14:45:33 18/08/2008)
She doesn’t want an ipadso in a condom!
Lexus (14:45:40 18/08/2008)
You looked into the water.
Piches (14:45:49 18/08/2008)
I talked about you!!! to
Piches (14:46:24 18/08/2008)
Refusing a hundred pounds.
Lexus (14:47:10 18/08/2008)
I when the second I started to strain already... and she was upset...
Lexus (14:47:15 18/08/2008)
I will bring you the certificate!
Piches (14:47:45 18/08/2008)
Have you dressed both? 0 0 0
Growing up is when, looking at a girl on the street, you look not only on the breasts, but also on the nameless finger of the right hand!
You grow up completely when you look at the unnamed finger of your right hand!
Putin: I am slowly moving troops into Tskhinvali
Saakashvili: I left the CIS and smoked.
I just came from Turkey.
With the arrival!
Do you like Turkish tea?
without any idea)
Then I have a surprise for you!
Which one?and :)
The Iron Anchor!
Announcement on the staircase.
Dear guests and visitors of our entrance!
1st A compelling request, from now on, ashes and cigarettes to be disposed of in the ashes, in order to reduce household injuries and save your funds on medicines and treatment.
2nd In the absence of the ashes, it is strongly recommended to refrain from smoking or to dispose of waste in the pocket.
Three Residents of the entrance reserve the right, without informing them in advance of their intention, to recycle the detected waste by introducing it into your body in any convenient way.
4 is The remaining cigarettes or other products of vital activity on the floor of the staircase will be considered as your full agreement with paragraph 3.
With respect, your neighbors.
Finally, the Russian emblem became exactly consistent with our government.