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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9286
 22.08.2008
<Macass> who will tell you how Debbie Shmot group is written in English?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №9285
 22.08.2008
At the initiative of George W. Bush, a new organization-analogue to the G8 will be created, it will include Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, Ukraine, Georgia, Poland and it will be called the “Great Six”.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9284
 22.08.2008
EvGenius> I understood why girls need "let’s stay friends". I have them, because we are friends.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9283
 22.08.2008
<Get>
My dignity is my chest.

Mervin
The main?

Mervin
What about the head?

<Get>
The hair is nothing.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9282
 22.08.2008
A woman who allows herself to raise her hand on a man automatically loses the status of a woman and acquires the status of a sparring partner.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9281
 22.08.2008
by Jormann
That was sick.

GreenR
Seriously sick?

by Jormann
Soup broke

GreenR
Thro?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №9280
 22.08.2008
Anna has finished school!!"Victorova joined the group "NAHUY STUDENTS FROM CONTACT!"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9279
 22.08.2008
Dear Russian journalists.
Stop quoting quotes from Basha and transforming them into anecdotes! I said everything

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9278
 22.08.2008
XXX is
Noah call me.
YYYY
Why Why?
XXX is
Check something
YYYY
I am not drunk!
XXX is
) ) )
XXX is
I think the bell clocked.
XXX is
Here you burned.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №9277
 22.08.2008
The scenario of the destruction of mankind:
2037 - holographic video; the technology of microscopic black holes in earth conditions is mastered;

2038 - successful experiments on the separation of consciousness from the body and its placement in virtual reality; production on underwater aqua farms 20% of all food;

2039 – creation of artificial uterus for breeding infants, the first human incubators;
c) found on the net
...

2040 – Artificial intelligence watched the movie “The Matrix” and thought about it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9276
 22.08.2008
From the news:
So it turned out that in a short period of time several expensive cars were stolen at once: the Mercedes S-Class, as well as several Lexus models. The attack was even registered on the Porsche Cayenne Turbo. The last one was never stolen. It is noteworthy that all foreign owners were unemployed.
The working portion of the population that rides on less expensive cars...

O dog, what country is it?? to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9275
 22.08.2008
I broke the monitor in the office.
After a long follow-up
The buyer knelt on the flies.
Turn the pillow.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9274
 22.08.2008
Review of Red Alert 3:
Therefore, the Russians brave here with infantry in hatchbacks (like no other classical), Tesla tanks and Tesla soldiers, jumping anti-infantery installations of the class "Serp" and firm aircraft "Kirovets". But the worst troops of the Soviet countries are (attention!) armored bears-parachutists, who land in the back of the enemy and naturally strike the infantry.

It’s normal humor for the developers.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9273
 22.08.2008
When Timati was touring in Almaty, and in the evening went to eat at Altin Bidaï... The waitresses decided to hang out and put a couple of his songs... from several tables immediately came the screams to cut out this girlfriend...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9272
 22.08.2008
AntonioK: two odmin under the window pull optical fiber!

Antonio K: If I were a gender, says one of the men, I would have made new cedds for the bear daddy.

WakeUpHate: Compiled Third Cades

Xyrr: If I were an odmin, says one sister, I’t give our gender a wendy

AntonioK: I'd rather have her gentu

WakeUpHate: and King Ivan lives there, he sent you a Trojan!

WakeUpHate: DDoS ping server crashes
The Hostel Counter!

Antonio K: then he will beat Bilan, then he will cry like a child

WakeUpHate: the song coder sings and the masses bite everything
Masses are not simple, all cells are linked lists.

WakeUpHate: Everyone is equal as a selection, with them uncle Sisadmin!

WakeUpHate: 33 programmers

AntonioK: the freeze was raised, the chicken.
Fichi in it and there and here; the nucleus is pure emerald!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9271
 22.08.2008
While everyone was trying to capture the world, the ranets sang pops.
As long as everyone tries to silence them, I will conquer the world :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9270
 22.08.2008
For two days I hadn’t slept, picked up and configured OpenBox on Debian. I sit at work, I fall asleep... I went to the buffet for another cup of coffee, I go along the corridor there is a couch standing, soft... there is a red pillow on it... And on the pillow the inscription with large white letters "MENT" 0o

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9269
 22.08.2008
Tatana: I go through the city, I look at the palace, cleaned up, well, the usual, Caucasian outdoors, and on the back the inscription:"HERE WE LIVE"....how it wasn’t special immediately became

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9268
 22.08.2008
Better a soft heart and a stone penis than the opposite)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9267
 22.08.2008
Remembered history on the topic of Russian language (translation), who may not

I heard...



At the time when American films were just beginning to appear.

in our great country, when translators translated films with

With a speck on the nose, I saw a wonderful scene.



Unfortunately, I do not remember the title of the film, and the story is not very much, but here is one.

The moment is remembered for a long time.



So, according to the story of the film a little girl enters a cave (or

subterranean - it does not matter), approaches to a large stone, on which overflowing

In all the flowers of the rainbow lies a magical crystal. A girl with admiration

The light from it illuminates her face and the walls of the cave.

He looked at him and said, “WOW..........!”



Russian translation: “Your mother...”

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