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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135123
 23.10.2016
I went with my wife today to buy me a new winter jacket.

I sit and look at what I bought.

The wife - a winter coat, winter boots, a coat and a shirt.

I have socks! @la how is it?

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135122
 23.10.2016
X: What did you do on Friday?
yyy: I had a lot of stuff)) I was reporting: Kindergartens sent me a need for masquerade costumes. You already understand, right? and :)
Yyy: Hussars - 6 pieces
Snowball for adults :)
Yyy: 6 pirates and 6 mermaids. The coincidence? I don’t think :)))
YYY: I had fun as I could.
YYY: The Cabbage
Yyy: I never thought there were so many costumes.
No one remembered Khrushchev.
yyy: Apophysis: "not an acquaintance" an adult just like that, with clues)
Yyy: With colleagues discussed the difference between Snowmen and Snowmen
Yyy: The Snow Queen of size 52 :))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135121
 23.10.2016
I worked for thirty years in the six-tier factory.
But there are no orders - and our factory is destroyed.
There is no job and no money, either.
And 20 basic payments – what is that nonsense?”

I am a housewife, mother of two schoolchildren.
My job is to build home.
In the summer, instead of fitness, I go to beds.
And now it turns out that I am a tinnitus!”

“Ivan, IP, since January – the rage is straight,
I pay FZN, and the income is zero.
But this fee does not go into the tax deduction,
So they say, “Pay more!”

“I am your neighbor at your entrance.
In the store, forever blue - I am hungry,
I don’t worry about drops like other people.
I am sure no one will touch me.”
(c) the
Then the Belarusians still thought that in Russia this topic would not emerge a little later)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135120
 23.10.2016
and survived!
At the age of 30, someone proudly does procedures for rejuvenation and tricks at least to look decent and young.
Baby, you just have to look like a girl because of your youth.
Without any tricks.
What will happen to you in 20 years?
Will you cross the moustache and sweep through the parks to look like a man?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135119
 23.10.2016
Totally agree.

Why not hang an information banner at every airport, port and train station: "You go to a foreign country - leave your habits and traditions at home"

zzz: It’s at us and in the halls of arrival.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №135118
 23.10.2016
XXX is free. Did you know what happened to Dimon?
What about him again?
Karoch is sitting in a lie now, and he will leave there only after tomorrow.
Yyyyy: “O Hyazi, what has he wondered about?
Lohah told me: They sit and drink. Drinking a noise. Here knocking on the door (and before that the neighbors were knocking on the batteries, but the same sea on the knee when they drink), Dimka went to open, Lecha with him. It opens, there is clothes. Stop being crazy, fools! They looked and said:
Boys, and we didn’t make men’s striptease.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :DDDD
xxx: You are funny, and he now explains what gay porn they had at the house)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №135117
 23.10.2016
<stanopy> In Omsk burned a grant. The driver and four passengers were not injured. There were bugs in the ass.
<stanopy> Burned out completely, passed by )
<stattva> the car burned out, and the passengers were not injured? However
<stanopy> is out
<ne_ferma> when heating the air expands. This pushed them out.
<ne_ferma> Lada Grant takes care of your safety

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №135116
 23.10.2016
I was caught with the phrase “female logic, that is, its absence.”

Girl, but there is nothing to hurt here! Some specifically "female" logic and truth is absent. There is mathematical logic. The descriptive logic. The game of logic. The Multi-Agent System The existential graffiti. Unclear logic. The epistemological logic. The intuitive logic. The logic of Günter. The classical logic. Logic of the highest order. The modular logic. A significant logic. A paranoid logic. The relevant logic. The traditional logic. "Female" No, as no and "Male" In the land-based sense of logic, it either exists or does not exist, or the opponent is just lazy to restore your logical chain - he loves everything carefully chewed and put in the mouth, and otherwise begins to scream about "the lack of logic." For instance, men most often come in dialogue with women. You will explain step by step all the initial provisions and the following of them intermediate conclusions - agree and seem to even understand. Reproduction of unspoken reasoning is not possible (((

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №135115
 23.10.2016
Went to shops.
I sit in a sweater from секонд-hend, eat red caviar and think: am I distributing my finances correctly?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135114
 23.10.2016
Walking through the lawn past the new houses in Veselovka on the board, the Tajik rushed out of the fence and shouted, "I put this for you!" and the morning began with love.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №135113
 23.10.2016
Srace-Barbara, give me five! I regularly scratch for the external resemblance to my father’s sister, which my mother cannot tolerate. It did not help even moving to another country. July 35 years old.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №135112
 23.10.2016
Meashkin: And I sometimes wait for my husband's departure when I want to sing :-[ I am embarrassed
Linnayv: When I start singing, my husband leaves. and [

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135111
 23.10.2016
ergo_bibamus: When I was 15 years old, I was given a motorbike. I am very happy, I am now degenerate.
Gef: when I'm 20 years old I'll ask for a motorcycle, between the ranks to race without a helmet, like a lover of male affection

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №135110
 23.10.2016
From a conversation with my wife:
Are you my dear?
and yours.
Only the mine?
You have a control of shares.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135109
 23.10.2016
We have a corporate portal in the office, where there is a button: " ask anonymously a question to the CEO".

And it would be okay, but in order to enter the portal, you have to log in =)

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №135108
 23.10.2016
He went in 2000 (at 8 years old) with his father on “The Invisible” by Paul Verhoven. The scene is like this: the main character is asleep, suddenly a blanket is dropped from her, her legs are raised, her trousers start to straighten... and then she wakes up and realizes that it's just a nightmare. And the entire Ufa cinema hall in one moment:
Oh yeah my!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №135107
 23.10.2016
From childhood, I dreamed of writing poems like Yesenin, but so far I only get to whisper like him.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №135106
 23.10.2016
The girl ignores in two cases: 1) to make you more persistent – she wants to understand what you need. 2) To get rid of you.
HHH: It is so simple!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №135105
 23.10.2016
Q: And what if all the little-successful servants of God are dirty scammers and scammers who exchange real material goods from their followers and parishioners in exchange for some ghost astral plugs?

XHH: I do not. Brad is something.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №135104
 23.10.2016
The Prehistory. Grisha has been living with her two brothers in the same room for seven years. The history. I take my daughter from school, my mom grishes on the body asks to bring him to the entrance, we live nearby, but we do not know the exact address, we go, periodically ask, Grish what house? Where is the turn? He freezes and bats like all children. My daughter can’t stand it: Grisha, where do you live????!!! Go to Hell!!! to

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