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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9321
 23.08.2008
Kosoi > my anal became wider.. immediately became so noticeable
Bombas Torn > oh!
Lithuania > * channel

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9320
 23.08.2008
A good acquaintance in the states left, we play with him in one online toy..this is what he writes from there:
"..Bolee veseli fact - igrayu s
raboti (rabotayu v fast food) Where did you go to play??? Do not guess...
s kassi - tut kassa s sensornim monikom vot i ya spalil 4to ona podklu4ena k
inetu - so 4to.."

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №9319
 23.08.2008
My girlfriend told me. There are two people sitting in the same office. She went somehow to them, and they had a microscope on the table:
Do you have a microscope?
Without looking at it, you can measure.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9318
 23.08.2008
But happiness is there... it’s there ? and it doesn’t matter what a waffle cake is.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9317
 23.08.2008
I watched the Olympics this weekend!!! to
YYY: The money is over?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №9316
 23.08.2008
Uruha [1](22:54:57 12/08/2008)
I drank so much that I was bored to write myself.

Uruha [2](22:55:07 12/08/2008)
No, you are an onanist.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №9315
 23.08.2008
The beautiful branch of Sakura has fallen
Japanese girl's chest
I broke her neck.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9314
 23.08.2008
www.cnn.com and www.bbc.com
They are like the Georgians, like the Georgians before.
2nd, 8th and 8th
at 12.15,18 hours by MSK

I write for days to increase the number of people.
and good luck :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9313
 23.08.2008
<ViktBot> #66: How many plays has Shakespeare written? (Two of the letters)
<Lemieuxe> 41
<Madame> 23
<Russian_Russian> 11
<Russian_Russian> 10
<Madame> 15
<Lemieuxe> 13
<Russia> 12
<Madame> 18
<Lemieuxe> 99
<Russian_Russian> 19
<Lemieuxe> 66
<Russian_Russian> 20
<Russian_Russian> 21
<Russian_Russian> 26
<Russia> 27
<Russian_Russian> 25
<Lemieuxe> 28
<Russian_Russian> 24
<Russian_Russian> 28
<Russian_Russian> 29
<Russian_Russian> 30
<Russian_Russian> 31
<Russia> 23
<Spanish_Spanish> 32
<Russian_Russian> 33
<Russian_Spanish> 34
<Russian_Russian> 36
<Russian_Russian>!hz
<ViktBot> No one answered the question, the correct answer was 37.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9312
 23.08.2008
I ordered a bank card a month ago. SMS is here today:
I’m waiting for you in the bank, I miss you. Their credit card.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №9311
 23.08.2008
Smile: After driving from Omsk to Khanty-Mansiysk, I found a way to wake up and not fall asleep.
Smile: He pulled his hair out of his nose, boosts ppc as... o_o

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №9310
 23.08.2008
HHH: Hear, and what is Parkour? I sit on the bench I smoke, I drink beer suitable two boys of 10 years, cultural such say:"5 rubles do not give?" I am in a good mood all such a positive give 5 rubles and say: " for cigarettes heaven?" and they say to me:" not we are engaged in parkour" took the money and left. Parkour, is that Kiddalovo?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9309
 23.08.2008
I lie in a chamber with appendicitis along with an old man who is registered with a disability group.
Doctor: How about health?
Old Man: Not very much
Q: How is your gallbladder?
C: Cut out in the 86th
Q: How is the stomach?
Operation last year?
What are these scars from?
Two hernias in the 57th and 69th?
A: So is it. Show your teeth.
Q: Is the cheek inserted?
The doctor leaves. The old man told me, only appendicitis remained.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9308
 23.08.2008
I went today with a colleague to chat for emmo and organized a competition who will make more to commit suicide, as a result, I met my current girlfriend, who turned out to go to chat with the same purpose)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №9307
 23.08.2008
Fucking in the mouth! "Dress" and "Dress" are not the same thing.

1. wearing a sweater
Dress the child and dress.

You can drop everything on the great and powerful Albanian, but your sinful ass will not be saved. Literacy is appreciated everywhere.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9306
 23.08.2008
Slonik: Now I have this black in my bag holds everything I need, plus inside it is a small red cosmetic pharmacy.
In it I have for all cases of life: mezim, Festal, Senade, Citramon, No-shpa, Nurofen, Cetrin, Solpadein, Alka-Zeltzer (all 2-3 tablets) + 3 tampons, cotton discs, cotton sticks, leukoplast.
Can you tell me, maybe I forgot to put something in my pharmacy bag? Per, is there anything extra-important that can happen in the trip besides constipation, hiccups, menstrual and headaches?
Tagged with: Ipad and ROFL
You have forgotten the fire.
This is just the contents of the pharmacy. In addition, there are wipes - ordinary and wet, a spoonful (small, dessert, I don't know why it, maybe yogurt somewhere will have to.....), a mirror, perfumes, phones.....
Believe me, I don’t have the hottest bag.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9305
 23.08.2008
Bejuice
And the most useless thing has already been invented - toilet paper with a flavor. Naomi asks...

silk_brush
Well, what does it mean, it smells, even if it is fried.
And in the bathroom sweet cotton smells from childhood

Poland - Skazka
You had a smell of water in your childhood.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №9304
 23.08.2008
CH: I have to do the raid, I am afraid the screws will not be covered
FD: I have film screws on the current, the most important thing on the flash :)
FDs: passwords, bank account numbers, appearances abroad on conspiracy apartments, nuclear subversion points...
CH: Putin Medvedev FSB politics terrorists Chechnya Georgia
CH: Khan of your flash +))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №9303
 23.08.2008
Don’t lie to yourself! ?
and O-)
This is my affair. :R

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9302
 23.08.2008
XXX: I have a depression.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: I learned on the manufacturer’s website what the color of my phone is called.
YYY :?
xxx: Mocha Brown

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