Today in Ashan (unfortunately I did not know to record):
Plotting a man, eyes on the floor, obviously a buoy. From his pocket he has a female voice with characteristic pauses:
Thirty meters to the left.
10 meters back to left.
Turn to left.
The man froze, then turned clearly, as in the army, and broke further. Around the middle of the rack with alcohol again the voice:
You arrived at the destination.
The man revived, raised his head and started choosing)))

"The ideal rule is a completely unworkable statement with an endless list of exceptions"
Thank you dear unknown, I finally understood the principle of our organization!

What does it mean to be a worn mom? This is when the final song "Good night, little ones" plays, and you hear in the text not "and catch PERO hot birds", and "catch Kilo hot birds". And still in mind to throw the price of this strange dish.

A popular food delivery aggregator sent a message about this content.

The title "We need to talk".
Text: When you registered we hoped for a long relationship. But over time you’ve cooled up and don’t order anymore. Tears flow from our eyes. Per we disappointed you in something? and bla bla bla. Return to. Gift of 1000 points until 31 October.
...
And my birthday is in November and I usually order them only to get to my colleagues. I thought and wrote the answer.

"Fake shit, you are even lying here. You know I have dr. 6 of November. So instead of sending a promo code valid until my birthday, you’re sending me a code until the end of October so that I can order once and then show up to my colleagues again. You are a liar selfish calculating shit".
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Waiting for reaction.

You’ll grab a little girl’s fist so that she’ll get rid of it quickly, and many years later these words will turn into a beautiful memory of her father, which she’ll tell your grandchildren.

Colleagues will not get bored. One day, he told the girl to go to a restaurant with him. The arrangements take place in a more or less joke form. The most deadly argument, which demeans all negation, was the phrase: "We will just sit down, talk. I have already slept with you, now I need to get to know you closer."

Not just so 90% of anime girls are dumb (the guys, apparently, have a stronger psyche).

...but if there were not 12-year-old loli with a fifth-size sickle in the anime, but 12-year-old bison with eggs of the size of watermelon - I would look at the psyche of your guys-anime.

I feel old.
It’s normal at your age.

In my dream, I was looking for a public toilet in the city. Fortunately I did not find.

See what a topic!
The Chinese Li Qingyun is famous for living 256 years. Date of birth 1677, and date of death 1933

YYY: Ah, look at the admin from the past. He would have lived on, but 8 bits of discharge was not enough.

A harsh eight-bit past. He should be envious at all, the modern generation of such long-lived people can not find anything.

Yyy: Being able to keep and read moderately, once not entertained.

When will there be a group like Stop-Ham? Painting a goat on the wall. People run, wrap him with a scotch and paste a sticker on his face.

xxx: listen, I think here, not to repeat us the anti-mors event
YYY: for married starters
XXX is sure! So let’s point out the concept: You’re not young and not bold? Welcome to the Club "Married Starper".
Are you old and dull? Then you come to us.
If my wife let go

The most dangerous item in the Russian army is a soldier's double-edge bed. What only damage it does not cause to the suspicious defenders of the homeland. Folded mouths, broken noses, broken teeth... And surely fell out of bed... And often this insidious object of the interior manages to somehow seriously harm even the military sleeping on the lower floor.

XXX: I accept the criticism very favourably.

And I immediately record: who criticized and how.

Is it little. Information will be useful.

Community " aliexpress for men".
The post:
Hello to everyone.
I'm doing repairs in the bathroom and there's an idea: hang a smart mirror, maybe someone has seen something like this?

Comment: is this which "I am in the Light of all the sweetest"?

YYY> Dick in their oil, transparent, Johnson Baby. Recently learned about a wonderful way to scatter old printed plates into pieces, roasted with oil heated to 300 degrees, lower the charge into it, everything goes away.

BBB> We have oil pressure sensors pressed. At 150 degrees Celsius. So when, sometimes, a joint flows, the oil evaporates in fog. It has never gone, but it is very dangerous. But silicone fluids all kinds of also fade? If they burn, are they also explosive?

MMM> Heaven...heaven has never seen such a shameful boy as you...I read your advice and decided to check. I chased for oil, bought 5 liters and a bowl, poured oil there, heated up to 300 on an induction oven with a thermopar control from the tester. I gently pushed the old mother there... in a few seconds the conders began to tear and I struck the mother out of surprise. A wave of heated oil rushed through the edge of the pot. On the tile and the tester... The Chinese plastic tile instantly bended and the pot nodded. Yet another wave. The tester slipped and fell, but did not break, as it became soft, and smoothly deformed around the floor. The linoleum on the floor also became soft and sticky, and the smell and smell as in a good fire. There was a fire sirene. Something broke in the tiles and pulled out traffic jams. The darkness, the sunshine and the terrible sound of siren. Nirvana himself, the payment broke up.

The expression "morning begins with coffee" you look with irony when you work at school.I sit at the first lesson and watch how the schoolchildren run to the classroom with the same question!
"Is the handcuff a spare?"

xxx> Take her out of the office someone
yyy> What is this time?
xxx> I walked around the offices and told everyone, "do not worry, we fell DPS SERVER"
yyy> and DPS?
xxx> and p.
Wow> Did you present it at all?
xxx> I have to do that.

Meeting of graduates, 20 years of completion of school.

Call people who all these years have been counted in memory under school cliques.

All these wolves, knees, thugs, bald, thick, gray, winnie-poohs, terminators are ringing and relentlessly called into the tube by their full deputy director's name.

Now studying at an American high school, I was stunned by the fact that many people there say you is/you was. I tried to find out why. As it turned out, someone jokes, and someone really has serious problems with grammar.