No one knows exactly what happened, but the groundwater level in the village well fell and the water in the village ended.
Ladies and gentlemen, have a conscience.

>...that it would be if you would have to pay for leaving the subway too.

You are more careful with such ideas, or instead of raising the price for the trip, you will introduce an exit fee.

XXX: Tell me what to do? I used your depilation cream and all my hair fell out!

I have something with the vacuum cleaner - a lot of noise, and suck-not suck. What to do?
My wife and I had a time like that.

XXX: Go on a ride.
XXX or in the ass.
I just have a ass!

Our modern society is increasingly reminiscent of the lion’s prade: while the females break between the production of food and the upbringing of offspring, the males watch the horizon in order to have the opportunity to resist “strangers.”

Psydiver: Kolyujya today told how they and Nikita returned from a weekly hike in the mountains-forests and decided in one town to throw out the garbage that they carried with them, so as not to pollute the environment. Unbroken, dirty and with backpacks. The question is, where is the nearest garbage tank?
Those: There... Do you want to throw out or collect?

I have acrophobia. Fear of height. Recently, my family and I were flying to another city to our relatives. I sat in the plane, I sat, stuck in the chair, closed my eyes, I think, well, we will definitely break up. My mom didn’t know that I was afraid of heights, she says, “I was afraid of flying for a long time, when the plane took off I thought, Anya, write this will, or don’t give god what, and the kids after that. And now that - and you don't need to write, you fly with me, quietly like". Thank you, Mom, I have nothing to fear.

The gas problem in Russia-Ukraine relations

The people in the world are divided into two categories: some sit on the tubes, and others need money.

Comments to:
This is a fucking one!
What is it???? to
Your kids are playing on the portal. Draw two circles on the wallpaper and throw a cat in them!

xxx: I understand, the cat is a substitute for the Cub companion?
No comparison with the Cuban cat.
zzz: depending on how to feed

VKontakte PayPal - Russia
The alarm clock that you just need to smile to turn off. The wider the smile, the greater the likelihood that the alarm is turned off. How do you think of this concept?

XHH: We know these facet recognition abilities. You will try to press.)

Wife: Giving up a wife is not Christian.
By the way, I gave you a son!
Husband: Have I done anything bad to you?

Slavic
You are sick, you have to sleep.

Yulia
I do not need to go out on the street. My temperature has risen.

Slavic
Bringing an orange?

Yulia
I wanted to say "bring your penis", but then I thought the chances for an orange were much greater.

Slavic
Member comes with oranges automatically

Yulia
Eat the Holi...

xxx: the very good - sitting at the party table and talking on Skype
YYY: And what then?
Well, it’s like going to a movie with a guy, and instead of watching it, it’s like making him mite.
Yyy: Excellent comparison
XXX: What is bad?
YYY: for all
xxx: I refuse
YYY: Nothing
xxx: OK, let it be like going to the theater, and instead of watching a guy
Yyy: Yes, the whole problem is in the word movie.

Lexx: Most importantly, if you see that Grey is getting more than usual, then leave under any pretext.
Prjanik : Why?
Lexx: Because Halk
Prjanik: I understand

We discussed my upcoming modest wedding with a friend:

I have to order you a prostitute for a boy.
Yyy: The Deep Thought of Kirush
Because I have a budget.
You can use an artificial vagina.
yyy: in the cake "story"

Comments under the news that today the Orthodox celebrate Christmas:

666: All Orthodox with Christmas!Peace and harmony!Health and renewal in our souls!Good and patience to all!

I: You would change the nick, virtuous!

Depardieu could be sentenced to two years in prison in France for drunk driving.
The commentary:
He travels drunk, beat a man, crashed a plane... Immediately seen – a real Russian man!

A woman in an elite supermarket chooses the wine she has already bought here, while not knowing the difference between dry, sweet, semi-sweet wines, etc.
The seller-consultant already in complete exhaustion asks: When did you drink, was it sweet or dry?
Woman: We were well...

Komar: Webky, and what is “transition to personality”?
Overmind88: A fuck knows, gondon fucking